Dispatch:*following namjoon*
Boss, on the phone: Any news?
Dispatch: Sir he's...
Boss: He's what?! Dating?! Getting arrested?!
Dispatch: Sir, he's
Boss: HE'S WHAT?!
Dispatch: ... Sir he is collecting 32 crabs here at the beach.
Boss: ugh, call me again if you have better news.
Dispatch: yes sir. *drops call*
LATER
Dispatch, calling: Boss update, on Kim Namjun, male, leader of 6 idots, tall.
Boss: what now?
Dispatch: He named all of the 32 crabs._.
Boss:
Dispatch:
Dispatch: I'll call again sir. *drops call*
LATER
Boss,calling: so? What now? It's been 4 hours since you last updated.
Boss: what did you find?
Dispatch, sobbing: Sir, I found myself and my obsetion for crabs T^T
Boss: ugh... *hangs up*