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By MadCrazyKyleLady

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some funny, some sad. Most sad. Lol jk I'm a comedian. There's plenty of funny ones. More

Take Me To Church

Wow! I Can Get Sexual Too

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By MadCrazyKyleLady

I dialed the number of the pretty brunette. It was the same thing every time I got stoned. Even a little. Laying there in my boxers, she picks up the phone. The tiny voice of a once innocent girl answers,and we do what we do. I end up having to fake because she was so obviously faking as well. I throw the phone across the room with extreme bouts of laughter escaping. I grabbed my laptop and got on MSN for only a few minutes, before the memory resurfaced and I ended up laughing myself to sleep.
Song rights to Say Anything.

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