travis: "what the hell-?! i mean heck!!"
carson: your toes, hand them over."
cooper: "i hate this fucking class."
ted: "pumped up kicks?! you cant play that!"
poke: "what do mean im a boomer?! im baby dude!!"
joko: "if you're her favorite, then why'd she put a hug timer on you?"
schlatt: "welcome to chili's, we have food poisoning and everything you need!"
sneeg: "dicks out to god."
micheal: "its the dadest dad phone!!"
sam: "who the fuck just nutted on my screen?"
james: "you want me dead?!"
mason: "you are now have straightism."
nick: "don't fucking say that!! that's homosexualism!!!"
mikey: "fuck me in the ass and call me satan."
charlie: "let me play pokemon or i will boil ur teeth."
wilbur: "thats what a femboy would say"
junky: "eat aids."
angel: "titty."
ty: "did you just sksksk??"
hankvenom: "this is rapunzel, bitch."
noah: "eat the vibrator."
reflex: "get up, heathen."