Once upon a time in a land far away
There lived a little boy and he drank all day
Friends called him stupid and his brothers called him gay
Emptied all the bottles 'til the pain went away
Whiskey was his friend, he didn't have another
Vicodin his vice, his real and only lover (yup)
Smoked a pack or two, it never was a problem
Popped a pill or two, they really made him blossom (yup)
Take a sip, take a sip, take a sip
And a trip, and a trip, and a trip
And I'm like, when you bitch, when you bitch, when you bitch
Counterfeit hypocrite holy shit
Once upon a time in a land far away
There lived a little boy and he cried all day
Playboy bunny magazines would never get him laid
He downed another bottle 'til the pain went away
Whiskey was his friend, he didn't have another
Vicodin his vice, his real and only lover (yup)
Smoked a pack or two, it never was a problem
Popped a pill or two, they really made him blossom (yup)
Take a sip, take a sip, take a sip
And a trip, and a trip, and a trip
And I'm like, when you bitch, when you bitch, when you bitch
Counterfeit hypocrite holy shit
Take a sip, take a sip, take a sip
And a trip, and a trip, and a trip
And I'm like, when you bitch, when you bitch, when you bitch
Counterfeit hypocrite holy shit
Everybody gets high, why the hell can't I?
Everybody gets high, why the hell can't I?
Everybody gets high, why the hell can't I?
Everybody gets high, why the hell can't I?
Take a sip, take a sip, take a sip
And a trip, and a trip, and a trip
And I'm like, when you bitch, when you bitch, when you bitch
Counterfeit hypocrite holy shit
Everybody gets high, why the hell can't I?
Everybody gets high, why the hell can't I?
Everybody gets high, why the hell can't I?
Everybody gets high, why the hell can't I?