Rikuto: *standing in the midst of utter chaos and destruction* I can explain...but then I can't.
Kaede: Why are you like this
Pai: That is literally our entire existence in a single sentence.
--Pai and Rikuto are undercover idiots and Xeah needs to sleep
*later*
Obaasan: *steps into the warzone that her kitchen has become*
Obaasan: Where's my spoon of mass destruction, someone needs to be taught a lesson
Rikuto: *fading into shadowy mist*
Kouta: That's not going to save you. You might think it will, but it won't.
Rikuto: But she's human.
Everyone: She's Obaasan.