Gouenji: Yuuka, is that a birthday cake with candles behind you?
Yuuka: Uh nooo... Why would you ask that oni-chan?
Gouenji: Mind explaning what's burning behind you then?
Yuuka: Uhh.... *sweatdrops frantically*
Gouenji: *stares deeply into her soul*
Yuuka: Its a cigarette-
Gouenji: *anime falls slow motionly*