South Park Texts

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These are some text messages (sometimes actions) between the people (mostly kids) of South Park. المزيد

Kyle and Hawaii
Craig And Tweek
Turned Into Girls
Kenny Without His Hoodie
KKST
Style Fanfictions In A Nutshell
Craig The Bully
Turned Into Girls 2
Cowboys vs. Indians (phone destroyer)
Vocaloid
If South Park Was Given DeviantArt
Tweek And Jokes
Switched
Kenny Being Kenny
Creek Falling Apart In Between Playing Superheroes
Save this
Ships
Random Conversations
Kyle Being Crazy
Stan's Drunk Texts To Kyle
Sexuality Puns
The Honest Bully
Texts Made From What's Left of My South Park Ideas Journal
Team Craig Group Chat
Texts Based Off My South Park Group Chat
Texts Based Off My South Park Group Chat 2

Kenny's in Debt

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Kenny: From now on everybody please refer to me as Kedgy

Craig: Ok

Kenny: It is my new name

Kenny: I legally got it changed

Kenny: I think

Craig: Doesn't that cost money

Kenny: Yes

Kenny: Thank you, Token for your kind donation

Token: Wait what

Kenny. I said thanks

Craig: You stole money from Token?

Token: I didn't give you money

Kenny: Yes you did

Token: No I didn't

Kenny: Yes, you did.

Token: No, I didn't.

Kenny: Well fuck

Token: Are you in debt now?

Kenny: Either I stole it or that guy on the street stole it for me

Token: D ude

Kenny: W hat

Token: You owe me money

Kenny: Yes I do

Kenny: When I have my funeral everything I own will go to you

Token: You don't own anything except playboy magazines

Kenny: Wrong

Kenny: I own rats

Kenny: And Parkas

Kenny: And toys

Kenny: And an old phone

Kenny: Probably a hand me down

Kenny: But it works

Kenny: And my siblings

Token: You'll give me your siblings-?

Kenny: Yes

Kenny: You're rich

Kenny: They'll have a good home

Token: How much did it cost for you to change your name

Kenny: Uhhh

Kenny: Hold on

Kyle: wow

Kenny: $150-$500

Token: Wh

Kenny: I think $150

Token: D ude

Kenny: Wh at

Kenny: I also make money as a drug dealer

Token: I don't what your drug dealer money

Kenny: Why not

Token: There's many reasons why not Kenny

Kyle: Kedgy

Kenny: Yeah

Kenny: It's Kedgy now

Kenny: Get it right

Token: I'm not calling you that

Kenny: Why not

Kenny: It's my name

Token: That you had to steal my money to get

Kenny: But I can pay you back

Kenny: Plus it cost like, your weekly allowance

Kenny: Maybe even daily

Kenny: Or hourly

Token: My parents don't just throw money at me-

Kenny: 'Cause you're not a stripper

Kyle: .

Token: Wh

Token: What the fuck Kenny

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