seijou third years || chatfic

By siouam

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[makki added 3 users to the chat] spelling mistakes and lowercase intended #1 in iwaoi #1 in haikyuu #1 in ma... More

2am
all because of an alien documentary
dead memes are fire bro
CaNt WaIt To mEeT yOu sO jOiN tHe...
we dropping out homie
oikawa definitely got the d
iwaoi be like: bitch stfu. I love you!
scarred
like a mOnSteR
music LOL!
PATRICIA!
joe momma 🤣😝
yo thats on jah no cap
school absolutely sucks ass
feeling the vibez
what if we dated...as a joke,,, just kidding..,unless
fuck da police
kinda quirky kinda cool
simpin on the homies?
taylor swiffer 🥵
fuck off = fuck me, but more aggressive
i dont play animal crossing
barbz 4 lyfe 🤪💅
ok
its femboy friday
shut up😒👎
on gang 😕‼️
nosy 🙄
WAP
master shapiro
heyyyyy

bro 😳

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By siouam

MatsuDaddy: dont do drugs!!!

HoeNoMakki: drugs not hugs!!!

HoeNoMakki: hugs not drugs!!!***

MatsuDaddy: 😳😳😳

Trashykawa: what's up laydays

Iwaizumi: Fucking Crackheads

HoeNoMakki: ok but i'll suck someone's dick for nitro ngl

MatsuDaddy: bro id totally accept but im too broke to buy nitro for myself

Trashykawa: dont worry mattsun he'd probably suck yours for free!

HoeNoMakki: oikawa you must want to be punched smhsmh

MatsuDaddy: bro 😳😳

Iwaizumi: I don't know whether to cry or throw up

Trashykawa: iwa-chan you should be proud of makki he's expressing his feelings!

HoeNoMakki: bitch wtf are you talking about

MatsuDaddy: he literally just said you wanted to be punched???

Trashykawa: uhhhhhh yknow what nvm

MatsuDaddy: i think oikawas high tbh 👀

HoeNoMakki: yo he might be

Trashykawa: i am not!

Iwaizumi: Oikawa wtf

Trashykawa: i didn't do anything?!?!?

MatsuDaddy: suck my dick i just got chicken

HoeNoMakki: only if you share 😳😳

MatsuDaddy: id totally share with you 😳

HoeNoMakki: no homo tho 👀

MatsuDaddy: nah nah nah 100% homo 😉

Trashykawa: uh woah

Iwaizumi: So you're telling me that you guys aren't dating but do this shit.

HoeNoMakki: nah man we're just besties

MatsuDaddy: exactly besties who suck each other's dicks🥰

Trashykawa: hmmm idk you guys should just date imo

HoeNoMakki: but like -besties-

Iwaizumi: If you guys don't end up dating soon i'm beating you both up

Iwaizumi: we all know you have feeling for each other

MatsuDaddy: uhhhhhhhh

HoeNoMakki: uhhhhhhhhhh

MatsuDaddy: hm idk man 😳

HoeNoMakki: 😳😳

MatsuDaddy: bro that's wild

HoeNoMakki: ikr super crazy

Iwaizumi: Nah it's just facts

HoeNoMakki: iwa pls don't beat us up

Iwaizumi: I mean if you would just say you like each other you'd be fine

Trashykawa: just do it tbh imo smh

MatsuDaddy: s t f u oikawa

Trashykawa: you're literally so mean wtf

HoeNoMakki: mattsun how do YOU feel about this because i'm feeling kinda wack 😳

MatsuDaddy: makkkkkiiiii idkkkkk

Trashykawa: what he means is that he loves you makki

MatsuDaddy: huh😳😳

HoeNoMakki: 😳 ok but 100% homo?

MatsuDaddy: 100% homo. 😳

HoeNoMakki: bro,,,,same 😳😳

Trashykawa: is this their way of confessing to each other orrrrr???

Iwaizumi: I mean it's better than nothing i guess.

yo i finally got nitro on discord and it's kinda wack 😳
hmmm anyways this chapter is actually based on what happened in one of my discord servers so.
i said the things oikawa said btw and my friend was iwaizumi ofc then my two idiotic but in love friends were makki and mattsun.

hope you enjoyed the chapter!
-summer

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