3:35 a.m.
"A mistake"
Baguette has added Venezuela, New York and 5 others to "A mistake"
America FUCK YEAH!: You have made a huge mistake, mother.
Baguette: Can't be as big as starting WWIII.
America FUCK YEAH!: THIS IS BIGGER THAN AUSSIE LOSING AGAINST FUCKING EMUS OF ALL THINGS!
Hell-Spiderman: OI!! THEY WERE TOO STRONG FOR MY ARMY!!
America FUCK YEAH!: SHUT THE FUCK UP AUSSIE!
Baguette: America, please. It can't have been that bad.
America FUCK YEAH!: YOU DONT UNDERSTAND MOM!
America FUCK YEAH!: THIS WILL BE EVEN MORE OF A MISTAKE THAN BEFORE!!
N.K.: Never thought I'd say this but; I agree with the bastard.
Goddess: They begged her. Sie konnte nicht nein sagen.
N.K.: She is fucking weak.
Québec: C'est quoi ce bordel.
Québec: And at this heure impie of the fucking day?
Alberta: Quebec!!
Québec: I'm speaking the truth! Why would anyone want to read this crap at fucking 3 a.m.?!
Alberta: please just... mute the chat then!..
Québec: That's actually a good idea for once!
New York: man, she be so fucking whack
California: seriously bro?
Ohio: Why are all of you screaming at 3 a.m. in here?
New York: *gASp*
New York: no way did you add the boring one
Ohio: What's that supposed to mean?
California: it means that yo boring dude.
Ohio: Uhhhh...
Alberta: stop beating up on poor Ohio!! :c
New York: just curious but why should we listen to you?
America FUCK YEAH!: fucking stop beating up on Ohio bitch ass motherfuckers
California: kk geez
New York: imma avoid this beef with ya, boss
America FUCK YEAH!: you better
N.K.: 나는이 똥 싫어.
4:26 p.m.
"A mistake"
Venezuela: Joder si !!
Venezuela: Thanks, Francia!
Mexico: WEY!!!!!!!
Mexico: youre here too!!!!!!
New York: oh fuck nah
California: this chat gon' be a shithole
Canada: it is already.
Canada: why do you think the chat is called "A mistake"?
Alberta: oh well...
Canada: oh! Alberta! i saw Quebec is here too?
Alberta: yes, she is being salty again through. =(
Canada: oh well thats just how she is, eh?
Mexico: LETS CHANGE THE TOPIC!!!!!!
Mexico: YOU PEOPLE HAVE A NICKNAME FEATURE AND ME AND VENE ARE DEF GONNA USE IT!!!!!!!!
Venezuela changed their name to "The Arepa is mine!"
Mexico has changed their name to "Salsa is everywhere"
Salsa is everywhere changed Canada's name to "The nice one"
Salsa is everywhere changed Alberta's name to "An angel"
New York changed their name to "The Empire State"
The Empire State changed California's name to "The Golden State"
The Empire State changed Ohio's name to "Bro u sheltered"
The Empire State changed Québec's name to "Salty bitch"
The Golden State: bro u fucking escalated.
Salty Bitch: EX-FUCKING-CUSE YA FUCKTARD?!
Salty Bitch: MEET ME BEHIND Y'ALLS FUCKING DENNY'S I WILL FUCKING PUNCH YA IN YO FACE, KICK OUT YO KNEECAPS AND DESTROY YO NONE EXISTENT DICK!
An angel: Quebec please! calm down!
Salty Bitch: Alberta, darling. This bastard called me a bitch. I will destroy him.
An angel: I AM MAKING QUICHE FOR YOU IF YOU STOP!!
Salty Bitch:
Salty Bitch: I'm comming over.
Salty Bitch: I won't forget this, fucktard.
The Empire State: man what a bitch
The nice one: New York u should stop.
The nice one: Quebec is serious with this shit.
The nice one: she will meet u behind a Denny's if she really wants to.
The Empire State: okay
The Empire State: only becuz u mad nice dude
The nice one: thanks.
Baguette:
Baguette: I understand now. I regret everything.
6:23 a.m.
"A mistake"
The nice one: sorry to rant but...
The nice one: birds is "oiseaux" in french.
The nice one: no letter is pronounced the way it should.
The nice one: and there are seven of them.
The nice one: ITS PRONOUNCED "WAZO" AND YES, I WILL DIE MAD ABOUT IT!!
Salty Bitch: Oiseaux hits every vowel in the French alphabet and managesto only be pronounced with 2 goddamn syllables.
The Empire State: the birds work for the bourgeoisie...
Tripaloski: What?
The Golden State: dont question it.
Tripaloski: Okay...
The nice one: also...
The nice one: never in my LIFE have i hated something as much as i hate the french term for eggnog.
Baguette: Lait de poule.
Baguette: In case you didnt know, this translates literally to "chicken milk"
Tripaloski: Что за черт, France?"
An angel: i can't believe this is the actual term..
Salty Bitch: Ya managed to ruin my faith in my own fucking language HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS?!
America FUCK YEAH!: lmao
Goddess has added United Nations to "A mistake"
United Nations: Ignoring that apperently you have broken rule #EX18 that says that group chats are stricly forbiden...
United Nations: @Germany , @Russia , @Poland , @Japan , @Italy , @France , @UnitedKingdom , @UnitedStatesofAmerica .
United Nations: Would all of you immediately come to the United Nations Headquaters, please? It is an emergency.
United Nations: Thank you and apologies for this sudden request.
United Nations has left "A mistake"
Salty Bitch: WAIT YOU CAN LEAVE THE FUCKING CHAT?!
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Greetings all,
What will happen next? Why has UN called them in so abruptly? Soon you will know...
I have decided to make a three parter because I had an sudden idea that I liked a lot. I don't know if you will like it but I have a feeling you'll be exited when he arrives ;). Who? well maybe you can guess...
I am sorry that this took so long but I was feeling heavily demotivated when I saw that none of the states I included had a proper wiki page. (Ohio), California and Alberta didn't even have one in the first place! I also decided to add Mexico because I felt like Venezuela needed a friend in here =).
I also want to remind all of you if, at any point in the book, you feel like wanting a specific country or ship to be added here, you can visit the first chapter again to request it! While it could take awhile to add it (considering that for countries I have to write down the way they type, their personality, their gender, languages they officially speak in their country and words/phrases they use a lot and for ships I would have to build it all up before officially calling them a couple), it will be guaranteed that it will appear in this book. The same goes for any shenanigans you want.
Sincerely, Exe.
VOCABULARY USED:
Sie konnte nicht nein sagen. (GER) - She couldn't say no.
C'est quoi ce bordel (FRA) - What is this mess
heure impie (FRA) - unholy hour
나는이 똥 싫어. (KOR) - I hate this shit.
Joder si !! (ESP) - Fuck yes!!
Francia (ESP) - France
Что за черт (RUS) - What the hell