Excuse me before this chapter start I just wanna say this book ain't gone have NO DRAMA so stop reading now if you want some drama nothings perfect but these two relationship is rare as hell and I personally don't wanna add drama cause it makes me forget important shit😭🤷🏿♀️
La'Quan Jamal West
September 16
"Quan babe get up" Honey said shaking me
"No, I'm not fixing you no weird ass snack" I said as she squeezed my hand making me jump up
"Got damn hulk, fuck wrong with you?" I asked watching her face in discomfort
"Damn she's having a fucking party in this bitch by her self tell her to let me sleep" Honey said starting to cry
"Harmony mama come on, if mama don't sleep daddy don't sleep" I whispered to Honey stomach while rubbing it
"Daddy know you getting bigger and you almost ready to come out but if mommy in pain daddy gotta deal with her attitude, when you get here I hope you don't have to experience the crazy shit yo mama light skin ass do" I said laying my face on Honey stomach
"She's a daddy's girl, I wanna mini me but no the lil demon child like daddy more" Honey whined as I continued to rub her stomach
"Go to sleep mamas I got this under control" I said as she rubbed my durag
"Uncle is it breakfast time yet" LJ asked making me cuss in my head, his ass could've slept for like one more hour and who the fuck wakes up worried about food (A/N: me asf wake up early so I can stop and get a McGriddle🤣)
"Yeah J lemme calm yo bad ass cousin down then imma come fix you some ight big man?" I asked as he nodded and ran out of our room
"Yeah we only having one fucking kid" I said to myself slowly getting outta bed going to our bathroom to brush my teeth and was my face
"Mamas what you wanna eat?" I asked Honey who sat up in bed rubbing her stomach
"Some French toast, eggs and bacon" she said turning our tv on
"Uncle I watch pj mask with TeeTee" LJ asked while folding up his pj mask sleeping bag off the couch
"Yeah go in there and rub her stomach" I said as he ran in our room
45 minutes later
"LJ" I yelled hearing his feet get closer
"Huh" he asked watch some YouTube video
"Do yo TeeTee feel better?" I asked as my phone rung
"Yeah now she's crying cause none of her clothes fit" he said never looking up I sighed and answered the phone from Jason my homie back in Florida
"Yeah jap" I asked watching him shake his head
"You told me not to do it bro, you told me I should've fucking listened" he said making me frown I'm the wisest nigga he know, so a lot of shit I say be right and he always end up calling letting me know my advice was right, but only after the fact that he ain't listen
"What happened now?" I asked while fixing Honey and LJ plate
"That bitch lying on our boy name" Miami said as I shook my head, love and YouTube, sad that's why me and my girl ain't getting on that shit
"Damn what happened?" I asked grabbing Honey plate from the counter taking it to her as she sat in the closet with just panties and a bra on
"Thanks daddy" she said smiling see this why she pregnant
"Is that my baby mama how my daughter doing?" Miami asked as I hung up Jason ass ain't ready to talk anyway
"Babe I literally can fit any of my fashion nova jeans my ass too phat" she said making me laugh
"Put on some tights and look like a kangaroo" I said as we both laughed
"LJ yo food at the table bruh go eat" I said as he jumped outta our bed and ran full speed with his iPad
"Where you trynna go today?" I asked as she looked at her swim suit
"It's hot enough to go swimming so let's go" she said opening a fashion nova package
"They need to sponsor yo ass" I said going to my side of the closet
"I know right like I'm finna have to sell some weed in a minute" she said making me shake my head
"That shit stressful as hell, I hated selling back in Florida mutherfuckers stayed wanting free weed and the bitches a different breed all they ass will suck the plug for a free dime" I said as she shook her head I'm glad I gotta lil freak with morals, cause bitches in Florida on that city girl shit robbing and scamming niggas, then here in Cali my lil Jhené Aiko got me hooked hell nah baby really my lil Michelle Obama
"After we go swimming we can have a movie night" she said as I looked for my swim trunks cause wearing regular shorts gone fuck up my baby head, cause I know for a fact she craving some dick but the doctor said since she's getting closer to birth it's gone hurt and we tried to have sex but she cried and I felt bad as hell so we just been cool off the sex shit
"That's fine mamas" I said grabbing my black never broke again swimming trunks
"Babe you cooked yo ass off this good" she said biting into the French toast that's covered in syrup one thing about her being pregnant she eat syrup on all her breakfast food, and she usually don't like it touching nothing but her pancakes, waffles or French toast
"I know I'm chief boyardee" I said watching her lick the syrup off her lips shit she can really lick this syrup off me cause wheww
"Uncle I'm done can I get one of them pops" LJ asked standing at the closet door I looked over a Honey for her answer and she shook her head no
"Nah bud TeeTee said drink some water cause we finna fuck with the pool, and yo bad ass don't need to be dehydrated" I said as he jumped around this man been trying to go swimming for the longest
"TeeTee are you dressed now cause I need you to help me get ready" he said as I put my trunks on
"Here I come" she said standing up in her swim suit showing my daughter big head ass
"Ass so phat" I said to myself watching my wife walk away
11:30 a.m
"LJ if you don't get in Imma push you in" I said swimming in twelfth feet
"He not gone push you in TeeTee baby" Honey said hugging him as he looked at the water
"Stop babying him, that nigga know how to swim" I said getting out of the pool
"Babe can you take my picture please" Honey asked as LJ scared of cold water ass dipped his hand in the pool
"Nigga it's cold, but they have to be unless you want parasites to crawl in yo dick" I said making Honey slap my chest
"Damn heavy ass hands bruh, you gone get enough of putting yo hands on me lil girl, I wear the pants in this shit so next time imma politely smack yo ass" I said as she handed me her phone
"Quan shut up big head ass" she said posing
"Harmony you gotta come on out so these two moths can be over, and I can bend yo mama over and make her act right" I said taking her pictures
"I can't wait cause I feel like a weak bitch cause I can't take it" she said taking her phone away from me
"Oouuu these look good babe" she said smiling
"Okay uncle I think I'm ready to get in" LJ yelled
"Come get in with us mamas" I said grabbing Sha hand
"Fine let me post this picture first" she said as I waited a minute
"You done?" I asked watching LJ swim in five feet
"Yes come on you know I'm short and ion know how to swim so y'all gone have to stay in three feet with me" she said sitting on the third step in the pool
"J be careful" Honey yelled as I admired her she really got me whipped
"Can you stop starring ManMan you making me nervous" she said looking down at her hands
I held her chin up and smiled which made her smile
"I love you mamas" I said kissing both of her cheeks before pecking her lips
"Can y'all stop kissing that's how my cousin about to be here, my dad told me girls get pregnant if you kiss them" LJ said making me and Honey laugh
"Yeah so that mean no kissing for you bud" I said swimming over to him
2:46 p.m
"We gotta go J your fingers are wrinkly" Honey said wrapping her towel over her shower
"Okay TeeTee I'm hungry again can we go to Chili's" he asked as I handed him his Pj mask beach towel
"Ask uncle?" she said while I slid my Gucci slippers on
"Uncle can we take TeeTee and Harmony on a date pleaseeee" he asked
"Yeah let's get home so we can shower and shit" I said grabbing his hand while Honey held his other one
"I hope my iPad charged" he said as we walked back home
2 hours later
"Quan I took this same picture a million times" Shalie whine handing me my phone
"Who Honda? We must have new neighbors" she said looking at the car that's behind me
"I think yo friend gotta new car" I said putting my hat on frontwards
"J do yo ear feel better?" Honey asked as I opened the passenger door of my truck and helped her in
"Yes I'm just starving now" he said making me laugh while closing her door
She took so long getting ready because all the outfits she put on didn't look right to her, which is weird cause she looked good in everything to me after these two and a half months mamas gone be back to normal
"Sorry guys but nothing fits how I want anymore" she said making me understand, she gone be hella mad after my daughter born cause her ass phat as hell now and them size four jeans finna go up to a six
"It's okay TeeTee but now I'm getting desert to" LJ said as we laughed
"Right" I agreed while pulling outta the apartment complex
"Y'all two teaming up on me?" She asked
"Nope but you the reason our stomach touching our backs" LJ said making me laugh
"Aye bruh leave Tee alone before she be up here crying" I said
"Imma find me a new boyfriend and nephew" she said as I looked over at her
"Like I said before we gone beat them up ain't that's right uncle" LJ said
"Right what she think this is, we ain't playing no games" I said looking over at her
"Stop looking at me nigga before I beat you up" she said rolling her eyes
"Oh okay you out yo body today huh? You must've forgot who you fucking with?" I asked watching her bottom lip go in between her teeth
"You hear me?" I asked
"Yes and I'm sorry" she said grabbing my hand
"Don't do nothing nasty" I said looking back at LJ
At Chili's
"Right this way" the waitress said as the three of us followed
"Here is his kids menu and here are you guys menus, what can I get y'all to drink" she said handing the menus to us
"Three pink lemonades" I said as LJ and Honey smiled at me, yeah I know y'all niggas
"TeeTee I'm getting chicken tenders and apples" LJ said coloring what he want on the paper
"I'm getting tenders too J but I'm getting corn on the cob with mine" Honey said as I looked at the menu
"I think imma get this shrimp pasta with some corn" I said closing my menu as our waitress came back with our drinks
We placed our orders and patiently waited all three of us was on our phone, while posting my picture Honey took before we got here I seen her picture she posted earlier
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