Well, we are 2 weird 16 year olds that decided "Hey! Let's rewrite Romeo and Juliet!" So, sorry if it really sucks. If you don't like it, don't read it!
We are open to any creative criticism so please feel free to be grammar Nazis.
And now, for the cast......
Ansel Elgort as Romeo Montague! (Age 18)
(Permission to swoon granted)
Rowan Blanchard as Juliet Capulet. (Age 16)
Johnny Depp as Larry Capulet (age 54)
Helena Bonham Carter as Lorna Capulet (Age 50)
Jack Black as Monty Montague (age 56)
Ryan McCarton as Carlos Paris (age 18)
Corey Fogelmanis as Prince (age 18)
Cameron Boyce as Benvolio (age 10)
Jim Carrey as Freddy Laurence (age 43)
This person as Nandi the nurse (age 38)
This poodle as Tybalt
This Great Dane as Mercutio