-Niall-
We were in the Gym and everyone had made 4 groups. Ours was awesome,
Liam
Zayn
Perrie
Eleanor
Harry
Louis
Stan
Kevin
Jimmy
Olly
Ed
Cher
and Josh
We were a great team, we were huddled around trying to find a name for ourselves, Danielle had tried to join ours but we said we had enough people. Like i want her near my Leeyum.
'Say a word each and make it into a sentance...' Liam suggested which was greeted with 'Good ideas'
'Sexy' Louis grinned
'Little' Eleanor shrugged
'Munchkin' Zayn snorted
'Kittys' Harry smirked earning a 'typical' from Louis
'Bum' Kevin Yawned
'Fluff' Snorted Perrie, everyone laughed
'On a' Cher said looking awkward
'Pogo stick' Kevin continued
'Dipped' Stan continued
'in' Olly said from the floor, wonder why hes on the floor
'Peanut butter'' Ed said as he jumped on Olly causing him to grown
'And NANDOS' I yelled, as we were talking about food
''with a' Josh shrugged
'Spoon' Liam shuddered
So that's how the 'Sexy little Munchkin Kittys Bum Fluff on a pogo stick dipped in peanut butter and NANDOS with a spoon' began.
'slmkbfoaswpbanaas' Louis tried to pronounce, we all looked at him
'What?' He asked
'What was that, it sounded like you just ate a donkey' Zayn asked
'It's all the letters of the first words...' He shrugged
'Right' I said
'So names of your groups'
'The epic morons' Someone called out
'Killers' Chris called out
'Hey, i thought we were the fluffy bunnies' a boy asked
'Do you want me to break your nose?' Chris cracked his knuckles, the boy shook his head and backed away
'We're the Lazy Magic Socks' everyone looked at us and Eleanor nodded at me, i walked forward and cleared my throat
'We are the Sexy Munchkin kittys bum fluff on a pogo stick dipped in Peanut butter with a spoon' This earned few snickers and the teachers rolled their eyes
'Where did the nandos go?' Louis asked me
'I ate it' I shrugged
'Course you did' He laughed
'Right, we're playing Dodgeball!' Mr Cowell called out
'Two teams at a time' Liams teacher who appears to have stolen my pies said.
'We'll start with the killers and the epic morons' They said, our team and the other team made their way to sit at the side of the hall.
Mr Cowell went through the rules... Like ANYONE is going to pay attention to those.
And i was right the game was complete carnage, we played the Lazy Magic socks after the other game ended and won, they were pretty bad, then we went and played the epic morons who'd lost against the killers, we won that as well, the killers beat the lazy magic socks, so we were having a fight for the winners and a fight for the losers.
'There are no winners and no loosers this is just for fun' Bullshit. We are going to win this,
It was time for our game,
' come on guys The sexy munchkin kittys bum fluff on a pogo stick with a spoon can win this!'
'Where is the peanut butter?' Zayn asked wiping sweat off his forehead
'Come on, i ate the nandos, i'm going to eat the peanut butter too'
'Just don't eat the bum fluff' Harry said sticking his tongue out at me
'I will' I laughed
'Come on you shits lets show those fags' Chris said to his team that looked like they wanted to kill themselves
'And begin!' Mr Cowell yelled
I grabbed a ball and so did Liam, Cher was pelted at by the other team and sent off, i hit a girl and sent her off while Liam got the fluffy bunny boy.
'AHHHH It TOUCHED MY HAIR' Zayn screamed
'For once in your life be a man' Perrie yelled jumping on Harrys back who was bent down to grab a ball, his eyes went wide as Perrie jumped off throwing a ball at great speed hitting it right into Chris's friends stomach
'YEAH, Girl power, noone can defeat- ow' She was pelted from every angle but she dodge all except chris' that hit her in the face
'No face shots' Mr cowell yelled
'You bastard i swear to god' Perrie started ranting throwing ball after ball in anger knocking half his team out as Jimmy and Kevin got sent off. They weren't even trying
'Screw the lightbulb pat the dog' Louis was singing while dancing
'Louis, look out!' Harry yelled as a ball hit Louis straight on the leg
'HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT MY DANCING' Louis screamed crossing his arms and walking off the pitch, i looked around, it was only Liam, Harry, Zayn, Perrie and I left, Versus Chris and one girl who was cowering behind him
'I looked at Liam and caught his gaze, I stopped thinking about the game as he looked at me, i could feel my cheeks heat up as i smiled at him, i was bought out of my trance as something hit me square in the stomach
'Ow, You cunt that hurt' I spun around looking for the person who threw it, it was the girl behind Chris, i walked off the pitch as did Liam, he must have been hit too
'Ow' I moaned
'Go Zerrie!' Louis yelled 'GO MY SEXY PUMPKIN' Harry looked around at Louis and winked picking up a ball and Throwing it at her, it hit her and she walked off
Harry was hit by Chris as he did a victory dance straight in the balls, I winced as he crawled over and put his face on Louis knee
'bluughhhhh' He said in a high voice in the fetal position, Louis rubbed his back, i looked at Liam, /he was looking at me and i smiled slightly before looking at the two playing, Perrie was going crazy and Zayn was trying to hide behind her
'ZAYN, Stop being an idiot and i may just say what i said all those years ago' Perrie screamed at him. Zayn stood up and messed up his hair, he stood next to Perrie and grabbed a ball, Perrie smiled at him as they both looked at Chris
'Prepare to go down' Perrie yelled
'What like your house did?' Chris sneered, what? Perrie tensed up and stood staring at him, he laughed and threw the ball at her, she continued to stand there tears welling in her eyes, Zayn yelled something extremely rude and threw a ball straight at Chris, it hit him so hard he actually flew backwards
'Perrie' Zayn said catching her as she colapsed, he picked her up and took her out of the room. Chris lay there laughing madly
'Right, Now that's over you can all leave to get ready for your dance tonight' Mr cowell said, we all looked at each other and ran out of the room to see Zayn holding a sobbing Perrie
'Come on Guys lets go back to mine' Louis said softly. Perrie stood up and sniffed wiping her eyes
'You'd better not perve on me' She choked, Even though shes sad she's trying to be happy, she's an amazing girl, she began walking to her locker and opening it, pulling out her bag, i opened mine and picked mine out too. We walked towards the bus where the other three got theirs
'We're going to look sexy' Zayn said bending down and letting perrie get on his back, She sniffed and put her head on his shoulder, I looked at Liam and put my arm on his shoulder
'I'm taking you all to nando's tomorrow' I announced, They all groaned. They must be hungry.
Thank you to everyone for commenting, it cheered me up for a while
just having some problems at home, i'll put it this way... My Family doesn't apreciate my humour or anything i do for that matter i'm a 'dissapointment' in everything i do. Because i'm adopted they thought they could warp me into the 'perfect' child, My sister is a bitch and we got into a fight because i ate 'her' food, which is actually mums and this is what she yelled at me
'You're so selfish, that food is Mine, and i hate sharing with other people, what's mine is mine'
the whole time i was screaming in my head
'Hypocrite, hypocrite, that table looks nice, hypocrite'
of course mum took her side of the argument even though she knew for a fact that i'd asked her to get that certain food.
My sister is 23, i thought i'd put that out there.
anyways, it ended in me crying myself to sleep, which actually happens alot... my life hasn't been great, this is my escape and you've all helped me through some dark times.
if you've read this comment 'sexy pink eyed stroodle chip' with your comment...
I read each and every comment and you all put a smile on my face. I suppose you're all the reason i keep going... you and my 2 friends over here... so yeah, a MASSIVE thank you for being here for me
I really do love you all
and i'm sorry this is all depressing, it needed to be said :/ it was eating at me...
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