ashton: GUYS OH MY GOD
calum: tf u want
luke: que
ashton: I JSUT FUCKING CAUG HT MY THIRTEE N YEAR OLD BROTHER WATCHInG PORN
luke: oh my fuckcingbgovd
luke: I JSUT CACKLED IN CLASS
calum: harry has his needs ashton
luke: JESUS
ashton: NEVER SAY THAT AGAIN
calum: woops
ashton: WHAT DO I DO
calum: what even happened aren't you in college
luke: ^???????!!!!!!!!
ashton: came home for a visit BC my mom said she wanted to see me so I was lol ok but then she wasn't home when I showed up and I went up stairs to see if anyone wAS HOME AND I OPENED HARRYS DOOR AND YEAH
luke: was he pumping his tire (IF YOU GET THIS REFERENCE I LOVE YOU)
ashton: PLS STOP
calum: ur brother was always a little messed up
ashton: he's coming downstairs I must go
ashton: send the help of god I NEED HOLY WATER FOR HIM
luke: bye dumbass
calum: ✌
luke: hey calum
calum: yes hi
luke: do you think he'd be down for a threesome
calum: you could convince him tbh
luke: im gonna try BC that sounds hot
calum: (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)