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Im a dumb ass bitch Its dumbass bitch hours Im not sorry (PS I WROTE THIS A BIT AGO AND ITS FUCKING CRINGY AS... Higit pa

We have made a grave mistake...
I regret
Oh no (Feat. Jealous Gay 1-A bois)
The Wedding
UwU Machine (ft izuku being fucking done)
Shit (ft sad af mido)
Please sleep Midoriya ( ft Trainwreck izu)
Memes (ft confused Iida being on the brink of a meltdown
Everyone shares feelings (ft everyone is insecure)
The night of the party (ft. Everyone's a mess)
just plain ol' C R A C C UwU (ft. everyones on crack UwU)
Minecraftβ„’ (Ft. rage)
Just plain odd (ft. me probably being high)
Truth or Die (Ft. these disaster children)
Kaminaris Birthday (ft. my pika baby getting love)
UwU U So Warm (ft. I dont know anymore)
Hellβ„’ (ft. hell.)
Dankkk (ft. me having not slept for days so this is what i give you-)
WhOleSome (ft....um....wholesome? sorta? kinda dirty? Whatever-)
ArEa 15 StOrm iN (ft. Izukus birthday-)
Fearβ„’ (ft. Izuku being a civilized human)
nO HoMo/heTErOβ„’ (ft. idk anymore, this whole book is a mess-)
I ApOloGiZe mY GoD FoR i haVe SinNed (Ft. me being sleep deprived)
KoDa sWoRE??? πŸ˜ΆπŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜± (NoT CliCkbAiT)
wEeD ((ft. Im so sleep deprived omfg help me-))
It all started when I invaded Russia- ((ft. Crackhead hours for the beans))
ViLlAiNs aNd hErOs TaLky TaLky (Ft. Mama Momo and Mamagiri become mom buddies)
Stolen McDonaldsβ„’ (Ft. Just some noice ass random convos between our kids)
Todoroki, no- (ft. more talky time for the pokeball and more emo time)
ShOpPiNg AnD mEmeInG (Ft. me writing these beans because I was told to)
Izuwuku is missing and uraraka goes ape shit (ft bakuhoe x Blackmail)
Being a functional human? Who's she? (ft. some emotional izuku for your health)
iM rUnnInG oN sPitE AnD fUrY ((FT. these fuckers being random and tired smh))
NeKo nEkO NiI bItCh (FT. Bakuhoe saying his nuts are plus ultra powerful-)
kIdNapPiNg iN ThE nAmE oF VsCo ((Ft. some extra dummy thicc Danny DeVito))
cOnvErTiNg PeOpLe fOr EBoYiSm (FT. angry tsu = scary tsu + Sorta important note
our kids answer weird, kinky questions (this is a 2 time thing dont @ me uwu)
ThE aNtS 😠🐜 aNd cAnNiBaLiSm πŸ˜πŸ™ (FT. this whole chapter is 1 big fever dream
sTaNk gAnG πŸ˜³πŸ‘ŒπŸ€‘πŸ˜°πŸ˜­ (FT. Tea is spilt and now I stink like fucking tea :/ ))
tHe RaNcH (ft. joe mama πŸ‘…πŸ˜β€πŸ˜)
vIbe ChEcK 😘😜😞😈😳(ft tongue drama and tears βœŠπŸ˜”πŸ‘Š)
mIcRoDiCk BitCh (pls dear god end my life)
Heelys to escape thous feelys (Idrk m8)
Yes
Shiver me timbers πŸ₯³πŸ˜ (ft Aoyamas fairy comments and him being a mean twink)
horny kids and tired teachers (ft. they all so horny pls remove their rights-)
J A I L literally (ft. they found fanart fuck)
oOoOh GoOn (ft gays fighting and sugardaddy hisoka)

sOfT hOuRS ((Ft. my babys being idiots but sOfT idiots πŸ’ž))

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Galing kay sapphic_wiccan

Chat Name Guide

Midoriya: Joe
Uraraka: Mama
Iida: Iidad
Tsuyu: datboi
Todoroki: SpicyIceCube
Bakugo: BakaBoi
Kirishima: BabyShark
Kaminari: Zappydaddy
Sero: Bondage
Mina: Area51AlienHoe
Jiro: RockAndRollMcdonalds
Momo: GOD
Tokoyami: WelcomeToTheGreatDepressy
Shouiji: HentaiDaddy
Ojiro: KarateMonkey
Hagakure: IzusDad
Aoyama: BrighterThanMyFuture
Koda: SnowWhite❤
Sato: CaptainDiabetes
Shinso: TrollDollCutie
Yui: KudereHoe
Kendo: SisterFister
Monoma: Kazookid
Teruteru: DaddyShark
Ibara: MissJesusChrist
Mei: RoboThot

Temporary chat name guide

Mineta: SourGrape
All Might: Twunk
Aizawa: Jesus
Present Mic: COCKatoo
Midnight: Sadist
Nezu: Furry2.0
Shigaraki: Toemura
Toga: StabbyCutie
Dabi: burntnugget
Twice: whoareyouimyou
Magne: Fuckgender
Kurogiri: Mamagiri

SisterFister: rIsE aNd ShiNe

CaptainDiabetes: no stop thats dead now

Area51AlienHoe: Oop

Zappydaddy: I'm here and ready to say the n word lol

Iidad: KAMINARI-KUN N O

Zappydaddy: n

Zappydaddy: n

Zappydaddy: nEZU CoUgH CoUgH

Joe: I'm so distressed rn 🤢🤡😭 my child slaves 😫😖😍 are eating eachother ✨😳😲😵 because i havent fed them in 69 hours 😈😘💅❤

Mama: hot give us a underground bunker tour 😷

datboi: I'm a top.

Mama: ik tsu.

IzusDad: yall quit blowin me

Area51AlienHoe: no

IzusDad: my phone is vibrating like all fuck and my vlog viewers are going nuts

StabbyCutie: yall no how im like super hot?

StabbyCutie: like i just asked twice to make a clone of me and i fucked it lol

Area51AlienHoe: bro that would be a epic hentai 😳

Zappydaddy changed their chat name to PapaJohn

PapaJohn: oh it is. Want me to send yall the link?

PapaJohn sent DamnIZuLookingMightyPlusUltraThicc.jpeg

PapaJohn: lol wrong pic

Joe: i am lookin mighty fine tho ngl

Joe: I definitely have a nice ass

Mama: I agree.

PapaJohn: gaem

Area51AlienHoe: damn yall hoes out here speakin straight F A C T S

WelcomeToTheGreatDepressy changed their chat name to SadChickenNugget

SadChickenNugget: not to get political but wtf is oatmeal?

Kazookid: ngl that was hella deep

GOD: I...Ask your father.

Iidad: Dont ask me. Ask Shigaraki.

Toemura: uhhhhh

IzusDad: bro its gucci if u dnt no uwuwu

Toemura: stfu bitch im thinking

Area51AlienHoe: oh thats why i smell burning u fat cow >:/

datboi: why isnt milk a condiment?? I mean, we dunk cookies in it 😶

KudereHoe: because no one fucking chugs a condiment.

IzusDad: speak for yourself. I just chugged a whole thing of mayo a hour ago lol

Area51AlienHoe: thats why u tasted like mayo :0

KarateMonkey: damn thats makes sense. I thought u just had a mayo sandwhich lmao

PapaJohn: my kink is love uwu

Bondage: stfu kami we all know its piss

Joe: omg thats so sad can we get this to 100 likes? 😖😢

SisterFister: no.

Mama: i just inhaled 7 vitamin gummies so I'm basically god at this point :/

SpicyIceCube:


Joe: o h

RockAndRollMcdonalds: *commits soy sauce*

IzusDad: oh so they CUTE cute 👀👀👀

PapaJohn: uhhh

PapaJohn: if toru used a dildo...would u see it in her??

BabyShark: i cant believe i put on my good crocs for this. What a waste smh

DaddyShark: my life is rapidly falling apart buttttt

DaddyShark: at least i have my rad socks!

Toemura: stfu u fat tub of lard

Joe: when he said 💩 i didnt feel that :/

PapaJohn: try puttin him in rice

BakaBoi: YALL GOT A LOW AS FUCK GPA AND IT FUCKING SHOWS

Jesus: Shut up.

BakaBoi: THE FUCK YOU SAY?!?!!?

Jesus: You heard me.

Joe: now thats an avengers level threat 😳

datboi: Your game has been updated to survival mode 🐸

PapaJohn: yall y wont u respond to my minecraft friend requests 😢😢

BakaBoi: because no one loves you stfu kys

Joe: mina and i ❤ u bro!!!

PapaJohn: score!!!!! ❤

Joe: gAyS!

Joe: Monoma and I are bestestestest friends now!!!!

Kazookid: y o u r e n o t s u p p o s e d t o t e l l t h e m

Joe: he bought me ice cream and played pattycake with me when N O N E of yall would. He's my favorite now >:/

Kazookid: Ijustdiedilovehimsomuchwtfewwhatisthis??amihorny??ordoijustlovethisbroccoligremlin?

Joe:


Kazookid: yourebabyandiloveyouplsendmemyheartcanttakethis-

SadChickenNugget: leave it to izu to befriend a psychopath and make him s o f t

Joe: my next friend shall be either dabi or shigarakiiii ! I have claimed them !!

DaddyShark: lol friendzoned

Mama: ily izu bb

Joe: ilym my precious queen

Mama: sofjwodneksncjdj izu mAKES ME  S O F T

Joe: URARAKAKAKAKAK MAKES MY HEART GO  W O O S H

Joe: I'm crying now i love her so M u C h

Mama: wjdjowkskde

Mama:


Joe: howareyouso

Joe: P E R F E C T????

Mama: bc im ur friend 💓😘💛💗💘💓🔥💫💕💖💞

SourGrape: guys i made a oopsie :'/

Area51AlienHoe: poor bb what happened?!?! :00

SourGrape: i uhhhh

SourGrape: imayhapsswallowedacondom

Bondage: uh oh spaghetti-os 😳

Joe: ...was it yummy?

SourGrape: yee

Joe: nice

PapaJohn: >:/ u know what?

SpicyIceCube: no we dont know. Please educate us dear lord Kaminari

PapaJohn: stfu for a sec.

PapaJohn: YAKL ARE OYT HERE TEYNMA STESL MY MANSS AND I DOBT APRWCIAYE IR

BakaBoi: we'll stop when you learn how to fucking speak

PapaJohn: y a l l   a r e   o u t   h e r e   t r y i n g   t o   s t e a l   m y   m a n s   a n d   I   d o   n o t   a p p r e c i a t e   i t ,   K a t s u k i

Joe: damn i stan 💞

PapaJohn: yessss! 💓

BakaBoi: yall who the FUCK stole my knife from under my pillow?!

GOD! Ah, that was me! I knew you'd attempt murder so I confiscated it!

BakaBoi: fuck u for being yourself and making me not want to scream at you

Joe! Tsu! It's you! 🐸

datboi: Hey izu! It's you! 😈+👼= Izuwu

Mama:


RockAndRollMcdonalds: this entire convo is revolting and ruining my V I B E

GOD:


GOD: ❤❤❤❤❤❤

Joe: yall i love literally all of u

Joe: you guys make my heart go w h o o s h 💞

Toemura: ew wtf y r u so adorable jfc

Joe: yall these compliments are getting to me I finna c r y

BrighterThanMyFuture: How do you spell perfect?

Mama: I-Z-U-K-U U-R-A-R-A-K-A ❤💕💖

Joe: skskskskss stoppppp! (Never stop ily)

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