“Meekness: Uncommon patience in planning a revenge that is worthwhile.”
-Ambrose Bierce
Chapter Four: Karaoke Night
I should really get a pet tiger so I can train it to eat people I don’t like, I thought as I sat in my room after the picnic. I was sitting at my vanity doing fun fantasy make up while eating Red Vines (the best snack in the world) and waiting for my show to come on.
Two minutes.
“Hurry up!” I yelled at my clock impatiently. Apparently time and fate were working together against me because in walked the one person I really didn’t want to see.
“Nice job at the picnic. I almost thought the tears were real.” He complimented.
“Beck, they were real.”
His face instantly softened with an apologetic look on his face. Then I burst out laughing, “Your face! Oh my God that was freaking hilarious! You actually believed me!” I stopped laughing and went into serious mood, “No, I took acting lessons for five years, I’ve got crying down to a Tee. Now, if you will be ever so kind—which you have never been to me—would you please leave me to watch Once Upon A Time.”
I said as I attempted to push him out of the room, “What no there is still something I need to tell you—“
“Another time. If I don’t get to see the full show and miss out on the gorgeous Prince charming, I will come to your room and skin you alive and feed you to my gold fish, Sarcasm. Let me tell you, he is vicious. Now leave.” I said and pushed him out of my room.
He tried to protest but I shut the door and locked it. I then jumped onto my bed, watched Once Upon A Time and then fell asleep.
Starships are meant to fly!
“What the hell?” I shouted as I woke up. I hate that song. I looked over to see my alarm was going off.
I always make sure my alarm is an annoying song I hate, then I will make sure to shut it off. Wait it’s Sunday why is my alarm going off?
I checked my phone, never mind it’s Monday.
Ew.
Getting up I walked over to my closet, through on some skinny jeans, combat boots, a t-shirt and a hoodie.
I walk down stairs and is met by a way to happy, Adora and a grumpy Maddie. Yay.
“Hey Evynne!” Adora greeted. I glared at her and grabbed some Lucky Charms, there magically delicious. “Okay well somebody is not in a good mood so I am going to cheer you up!”
“Humor me.”
“KAROKEE NIGHT!” My face instantly light up and I squealed. Yes I squealed like a pig about to be turned into bacon. Umm… bacon.
“Adora guess what!” I exclaimed.
“What?”
“You should make me bacon!”
That earned me a glare from her.
School was uneventful except that people kept saying, “I’m so sorry about your rejection” or “Beck’s an ass” they made me feel great.
Best day ever!
Great, now I have to go watch Spongebob!
Anyway, so while we were setting up from Karaoke Night which the entire pack attends me, Maddie and Adora were deciding what to sing.
“Maddie, should we sing it?” I asked with a smile. She caught my sly smile and gave me one back.
“Oh yeah.”
I turned to Adora, “You and me on ours. Everyone clear on the plan?” they both nodded. “Very good.” I said doing that evil villain thing with my fingers.
“Now, our next singers are our very own Alpha Female Maddie and technically Beta’s mate, Evynne!” The announcer guy was saying, never met the guy in my life but he had an awesome red Mohawk. “Singing, Give You Hell by All-American Rejects.”
I saw Beck walk in with Hanna and I smiled then signaled go to the music person.
I started with, “I wake up every evening.”
“With a big smile on my face.” Maddie finished. Then we countined every other line except during the chorus were we would harmonize. Whenever it said “You” I would glare, point and doing anything to get people to look at Beck.
And it never feels out of place
And you're still probably working
At a nine to five pace
I wonder how bad that tastes
When you see my face
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
When you walk my way
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
Now where's your picket fence love
And where's that shiny car
And did it ever get you far
You never seemed so tense love
I've never seen you fall so hard
Do you know where you are
And truth be told I miss you
And truth be told I'm lying
When you see my face
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
When you walk my way
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
If you find a man that's worth a damn and treats you well
Then he's a fool you're just as well
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
Tomorrow you'll be thinking to yourself
Where'd it all go wrong?
But the list goes on and on
And truth be told I miss you
And truth be told I'm lying
When you see my face
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
When you walk my way
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
When you find a man that's worth a damn and treats you well
Then he's a fool, you're just as well
Hope it gives you hell
Now you'll never see
What you've done to me
You can take back your memories
They're no good to me
And here's all your lies
You can't look me in the eyes
With the sad, sad look
That you wear so well
When you see my face
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
When you walk my way
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
When you find a man that's worth a damn and treats you well
Then he's a fool you're just as well
Hope it gives you hell
When you see my face
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
When you walk my way
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
When you hear this song and you sing along but you never tell
Then you're the fool, I'm just as well
Hope it gives you hell
When you hear this song
I hope that it will give you hell
You can sing along
“I hope that it puts you through hell!” Maddie and I shouted this at the top of our lungs.
“Next up is, Evynne again but with the third in command’s mate, Adora! Singing… Forget You. But they Glee version.” (A/N I like the Glee version better)
I see you drivin' 'round town with the girl I love
And I'm like, forget you[oo oo oo ]
I guess the change in my pocket wasn't enough
I'm like, forget you and forget her too
Said, if I was richer I'd still be with ya
Huh, now ain't that some shh (ain't that some shh)
Now although there's pain in my chest
I still wish you the best
With a.. Forget you![oo oo oo]
Yeah I'm sorry, I can't afford a ferrari
But that don't mean I can't get you there
I guess she's an Xbox and I'm more artari
Hmm, but the way you play your game ain't fair
I pity fool that falls in love with you
(Ooh, she's a gold digger, just thought you should know nigga )
Ooh, I got some news for you
Yeah! Go run and tell your little girlfriend
When this was said I pointed to Hanna and she glared at me. I did my gansta impression and scared her. Good.
I see you drivin' 'round town with the girl I love
And I'm like, forget you (ooh)
I guess the change in my pocket wasn't enough
I'm like, forget you and forget her too
Said, if I was richer I'd still be with ya
Now ain't that some shh (ain't that some shh)
Now though there's pain in my chest
I still wish you the best
With a.. Forget you!
Now I know, that I had to borrow
Beg and steal and lie and cheat
Tryin' to keep ya, Tryin' to please ya
'Cause being in love with your face ain't cheap
I pity fool that falls in love with you
(Ooh, she's a gold digger, just thought you should know nigga )
Ooh, I got some news for you
Oh, I really hate you right now
I see you drivin' 'round town with the girl I love
And I'm like, forget you
I guess the change in my pocket wasn't enough
I'm like, forget you and forget her too
Said, if I was richer I'd still be with ya
Huh, now ain't that some shh (ain't that some shh)
Now although there's pain in my chest
I still wish you the best
With a.. Forget you!
Now baby, baby, baby why'd you wanna, wanna hurt me so
bad (so bad) so bad
(so bad)
I tried to tell my momma but she told me this is one
for your dad (your dad, your dad)
Yes she did, Yes she did
(Ooh) WHY?
(Ooh) WHY?
(Ooh) WHY? BABY?
(Ooh!) I love you! I still do! oo ooo ooo
I see you drivin' 'round town with the girl I love
And I'm like, forget you (forget you,oo oo oo
I guess the change in my pocket wasn't enough
I'm like, forget you and forget her too ()
Said, if I was richer I'd still be with ya
Huh, now ain't that some shh (ain't that some shh)
Although there's pain in my chest
I still wish you the best (wish you the best)
With a.. Forget you! Ooo
At the end I flipped Beck off and me and Adora skipped off the stage and over to the boys and Maddie.
“Great job!” Eryx congradulated me and hugged me. “You were kick ass!”
I looked at him, “I already knew that.” I smirked. “Step Four: Sing a song that describes your feelings.”
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Hope you liked it. If not well... go find a well and you throw a coin in it but forget to let go of the coin. Maybe you will fall in.
Anyways dedicated to, bebebishop cuz I loved her comment.
So on a safer note,
"ESCALTORS ESCALTORS ESCALTORS!"
"...Eels."
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