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❛ EPISODE O1 PART O3 ; WHO THAT BE ? ❜
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i'm reading all of your comments and boy are you all in for a surprise. ;) spoilers, none of y'all predicted the right company hehe.
special thx to anglecube ! thx for putting up with me instead of your algebra homework
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PREVIOUSLY ON PRODUCE 70...
[ screen lights up again, making all the trainees gasp in shock ]
??? [TRAINEE #1]: i'm scared another voting scandal will happen cuz this company is known to be shady.
??? [TRAINEE #2]: something in me regrets coming onto this show. i don't think i'm ready.
CHOI HEEJIN [#O61 / BLOCKBERRY]: oh they really be out here
LEE JIYEON [#O15/ CUBE]: oh it's competition time, baby.
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[ screen blacks and glitches back to a room with 28 trainees and 42 chairs left ]
WILLA WU [#O37 / RBW]: oh gosh, they're all so pretty! i hope the company won't do anything shady and ruin them!
SHIN RYUJIN [#O11 / BIGHIT]: everyone's a god damn visual and it's making me trusfrated.
ELLIE HWANG [#OO1 / BIGHIT]: it's "frustrated" unnie.
SHIN RYUJIN [#O11 / BIGHIT]: do i lOOK LIKE I CA-
[ screen lights up again showing the silhouette of 3 girls ]
[ all the trainees gasp in disbelief ]
ELLIE HWANG [#OO1 / BIGHIT]: oh, it's them alright.
WHERE ARE THESE TRAINEES FROM?
Welcome STARSHIP!
Home of MONSTA X and COSMIC GIRLS!
JOO KYUNGMI [#O16 / STARSHIP]: hello, it's your popping princess, Kyungmi!
BAEK SAERIN [#O17 / STARSHIP]: hello, it's your cute angel Baek Saerin flying to your hearts!
ADELINE PARK [#O18 / STARSHIP]: hey, the best singer in the world is here! i'm totally joking, i'm not the best in the world, but i'm not terrible either though!
SONG UNJI [#O19 / STARSHIP]: i'm your singing angel~hello! this is Song Unji!
SHIN EUNSEO [#O2O / STARSHIP]: hello, it's your vitamin girl, Eunseo!
LEE SOMIN [#O45 / RBW]: ohhh, they're all so pretty! [ chaotic screeching ]
YOO JIREUM [#O54 / RBW]: hey unnie? do you know who's prettier?
[ SOMIN turns to face JIREUM and WILLA pokes her head over curiously to watch the drama unfold ]
LEE SOMIN [#O45 / RBW]: wait, who?
YOO JIREUM [#O54 / RBW]: [ pulls out a finger heart ] you! hehe
[ SOMIN gasps and melts, while WILLA rolls her eyes ]
WILLA WU [#O37 / RBW]: well Jireum, if you love unnie so much, why won't you propose and marry her then?
YOO JIREUM [#O54 / RBW]: [ gay panics ] uhh, b-because i lOVE YOU TOO!
[ WILLA blushes and turns around ]
ELIE HWANG [#OO1 / BIGHIT]: wah, i hope their company won't try and rig anything as they did in PDX101.
SHIN RYUJIN [#O11 / BIGHIT]: [ sighs ] reall hope so.
[ cuts back to the STARSHIP trainees ]
JOO KYUNGMI [#O16 / STARSHIP]: woah. i can't believe we're in the same room IOI was in almost 3-4 years ago!
BAEK SAERIN [#O17 / STARSHIP]: no way. i hope we'll make it to the final lineup just like them! [ bounce up and down ] i'm so excited!!
[ ADELINE and UNJI hug each other in the corner ]
ADELINE PARK [#O18 / STARSHIP]: i don't know, i'm getting a little nervous with all these people looking down on us.
SONG UNJI [#O19 / STARSHIP]: agreed. and the room feels so much smaller now and i don't like it.
SHIN EUNSEO [#O2O / STARSHIP]: aww don't worry you two. it's gonna be fine!
BAEK SAERIN [#O17 / STARSHIP]: yeah unnies! don't be such a stuck up!
[ EUNSEO glares at SAERIN to shut her up ]
JOO KYUNGMI [#O16 / STARSHIP]: so, anyway, should we pick seats now?
SONG UNJI [#O19 / STARSHIP]: mmmm [ intense thinking face ] maybe we should stay lower, near the bottom?
ADELINE PARK [#O18 / STARSHIP]: yes, yES! let's stay down here, please, please! [ gets on her knees and begs ]
JOO KYUNGMI [#O16 / STARSHIP]: huh? Addy, why are you suddenly opposing the idea of sitting near the top? didn't you say that you want to be center on the way here?
ADELINE PARK [#O18 / STARSHIP]: shhhhhh, i've changed my mind, let's stay near the bottom.
BAEK SAERIN [#O17 / STARSHIP]: b-but, i want to SIT UP-
ADELINE PARK [#O18 / STARSHIP]: [ boops SAERIN's nose ] hEy BoY, i'M goNnA MaKE tHis SimPle fOR yOU. YOu gOt tWo choICEs, yES or YES!
[ ADELINE starts dancing and singing, making UNJI smile and join in ]
SONG UNJI [#O19 / STARSHIP]: aHhHHHHhh~
UNJI & ADELINE: dul junge hanaman goLLA YES OR YES!
ADELINE PARK [#O18 / STARSHIP]: aHHHHHhhhHHHHhh~
UNJI, ADELINE, and JENNIFER: hanaman seontaeKAE EOSEO YES OR YES!
[UNJI and ADELINE turn swiftly to stare at the CUBE trainee who've just joined in. JENNIFER continues to dance and sing. ]
ADELINE PARK [#O18 / STARSHIP]: well, i think we've found another ONCE hehe.
SONG UNJI [#O19 / STARSHIP]: oooh! let's go sit next to them!
[ UNJI and ADELINE link hands and run up to their newfound friend ]
BAEK SAERIN [#O17 / STARSHIP]: hey unnies? why do i aLWAYS get bullied by them?
[ EUNSEO and KYUNGMI stare in shock at the two girls who've just run off, now chatting carelessly with the 2 CUBE trainees as if nothing has happened ]
SHIN EUNSEO [#O2O / STARSHIP]: you know, i'm not very sure anymore. c'mon children, let's go after them. [ beckons KYUNGMI and SAERIN ]
[ the 3 trainees make their way next to UNJI and ADELINE, and sit down calmly in seats 62-66 ]
SHIN EUNSEO [#O2O / STARSHIP]: [ rubs her temples ]ai-yai-yai. this is only the first episode. how am i possibly supposed to make it through this show?
JOO KYUNGMI [#O16 / STARSHIP]: i'm getting nervous now. i mean, [ leans in to whisper to EUNSEO ] most of the trainees know about what our company did in the last season of Produce. i'm worried that everyone will think badly of us because of it.
SHIN EUNSEO [#O2O / STARSHIP]: [ wraps her arm around KYUNGMI ] don't worry child. the public won't be worrying about us when YG arriv-
[ EUNSEO gets cut off by the sound of gasps from all the trainees, as the screen lights up again ]
SHIN EUNSEO [#O2O / STARSHIP]: well Kyungie, an even more problematic company has arrived! [ sarcastically rubs the top of KYUNGMI's head ]
[ screen lights up again showing the silhouette of 3 girls ]
CARMEN YANG [#O29 / PNATION]: oh. oh. okay then.
KANG YEEUN [#O3O / PNATION]: remember! the trainees do not reflect everything about the company! let's give everyone a chance before judging them, alright?
WHERE ARE THESE TRAINEES FROM?
Welcome PLEDIS!
Home of SEVENTEEN, NU'EST, and PRISTIN!
BAE CHAEWON [#O24 / PLEDIS]: hi, i'm Pledis' energetic visual Bae Chaewon!
NA JIJI [#O25 / PLEDIS]: it's your clumsy goddess of destruction, Jijesus! and you're gonna love me! because if you don't...i don't know. but you'll love me! i hope!
DA XIA SONG [#O26 / PLEDIS]: coming from the moon, hello, it's Xia!
PARK HAERIN [#O33 / FANTAGIO]: [ sighs dreamily ] visuals, talented, and comes from a big company. i'm sure they're all-rounders.
YOO JIREUM [#O54 / RBW]: but such a shame they threw PRISTIN back into the dungeons. i hope these girls get to debut!
YIHWA LAEDEKE [#O5O / PNATION]: oooo! Xia is also a foreign trainee! y' know, i don't feel too alone anymore.
CHAE YEJIN [#OO9 / CUBE]: and they're all so young! the oldest is only 20?! gosh, i feel like the chocolate grandma in Spongebob, old and wrinkly TT.
KO EUNBYEOL [#O1O / CUBE]: [ pats YEJIN's shoulder ] don't worry unnie, you still got a couple of years left.
CHAE YEJIN [#OO9 / CUBE]: you're really not helping Byeollie. [ sarcastic eye roll ]
[ cuts back to PLEDIS trainees ]
NA JIJI [#O25 / PLEDIS]: [ skips in ] woah. last time i was here this room was a whole lot smaller. did they renovate it?
DA XIA SONG [#O26 / PLEDIS]: hey unnie, you don't have to brag about being on PD 101 all the time. [ giggles ]
NA JIJI [#O25 / PLEDIS]: well Xia, at least i've accomplished something! unlike you pre-pubescent fetus!
BAE CHAEWON [#O24 / PLEDIS]: now, now children, let's not fight anymore.
NA JIJI [#O25 / PLEDIS]: hey, all i'm saying is that i'm feeling confident. [ taps her chest proudly ]
[ CHAEWON and XIASONG roll their eyes ]
DA XIA SONG [#O26 / PLEDIS]: well then, miss Rank 12 or miss almost I.O.I, how bout you choose our seats!
NA JIJI [#O25 / PLEDIS]: fine! [ turns around to look at the remaining vacant seats ]
[ JIJI swiftly turns back around ]
NA JIJI [#O25 / PLEDIS]: i have made a decision! seats 18-20! [ proudly proclaims ]
BAE CHAEWON [#O24 / PLEDIS]: wait, Ji, are you sure about that? i mean, i don't want us to seem to cocky on the first episode by going for a higher level seat.
DA XIA SONG [#O26 / PLEDIS]: yeah, i agree with Chaewon-unnie, you sure we should head up? i mean we can just stay near the bottom.
NA JIJI [#O25 / PLEDIS]: no, no, no, it'll be fine! trust me, i've been on the show before and made it to the very end, i know what i'm doing. going for one of the top seats will give us more exposure!
BAE CHAEWON [#O24 / PLEDIS]: well, alright then, let's get to those seats then.
NA JIJI [#O25 / PLEDIS]: yay! c'mon let's go! [ grabs XIASONG and CHAEWON's wrists, and pulls them up with her ]
[ the PLEDIS trainees settle in their seats, anxious but content until the screen lights up again ]
KANG YEEUN [#O3O / PNATION]: ooo, i wonder who it could be this time!
CARMEN YANG [#O29 / PNATION]: [ sighs ] i hope it isn't a big 3. i'm just not ready to be eliminated yet.
[ screen lights up again showing the silhouette of 4 girls ]
ADELINE PARK [O18 / STARSHIP]: could it really be...
KO EUNBYEOL [O1O / CUBE]: ooo they're all so cute, awww.
WHERE ARE THESE TRAINEES FROM?
Welcome BANANA CULTURE!
HOME of EXID!
HONEY HWANG [#O27 / BC.]: buzz buzz! buzz buzz! what's that? yes, it's a bee! it's your sweet honey bee, Honey Hwang, here to 'bee' your number one vote!
JEONG JUYEON [#O59 / BC.]: hi, i'm the acting princess, Jeong Juyeon! when you're with me, anything can be possible!
MIN TAEHEE [#O63 / BC.]: watching you fall under my spell! hello, my name is Taehee!
MIN TAEJIN [#O64 / BC.]: feel the rhythm, hello, i am Min Taejin and i'm here to capture your heart!
LEE JIYEON [#O15 / CUBE]: no way! they're sisters?!
JENNIFER PARK [#O14 / CUBE]: not gonna lie, that sounds absolutely adorable. like, you entered the company with your sister and now you guys might debut together!
ASH KIM [#OO8 / CUBE]: [ sighs ] i miss my family now. i hope they're watching and are proud of me!
DA XIA SONG [#O26 / PLEDIS]: their intros are so creative! my dumb dumb brain, hmp.
[ cuts back to BANANA CULTURE trainees ]
MIN TAEJIN [#O64 / BC.]: yAH YAH! GO UNNIE GO! GIDDY UP TAEHEE C'MON!
MIN TAEHEE [#O63 / BC.]: [ panting while piggybacking TAEJIN ] Jinnie, you're literally 19! can y-you act l-like an adult please!
MIN TAEJIN [#O64 / BC.]: nEVER! center stage please!!
MIN TAEHEE [#O63 / BC.]: [ pants ] someone, please, help me. Juyeon, please save me!!
[ JUYEON walks in carrying HONEY on her back ]
JEONG JUYEON [#O59 / BC.]: sUFFER UNNIE.
MIN TAEHEE [#O63 / BC.]: alright, alright, Taejin and Honey, get off our backs!
HONEY HWANG [#O27 / BC.]: Taehee, wHaT iS tHis bEhaVioR?
JEONG JUYEON [#O59 / BC.]: sTOP QUOTING MEME I SWEAR-
MIN TAEHEE [#O63 / BC.]: i really should've stayed with Bighit when i was given the chance-
MIN TAEJIN [#O64 / BC.]: are you implying that you dON'T love me?!
MIN TAEHEE [#O63 / BC.]: wHAT?! no that's not what i me-
[ TAEHEE is interrupted by a screech from JUYEON, who is walking in circles with HONEY following her ]
JEONG JUYEON [#O59 / BC.]: stop copying me!
HONEY HWANG [#O27 / BC.]: stop copying me! [ giggle ]
JEONG JUYEON [#O59 / BC.]: [ desperate tone ] get away from me [ walks faster ]
HONEY HWANG [#O27 / BC.]: gEt aWaY fRom mE [ speeds up and follows JUYEON ]
MIN TAEHEE [#O63 / BC.]: oh no, not this again...
JEONG JUYEON [#O59 / BC.]: nonononononononono, beGONE BEE! [ runs up the aisles through the seats ]
HONEY HWANG [#O27 / BC.]: [ laughs out loud and follows JUYEON ] buzz buzz, you can run but you can't fLY!
MIN TAEJIN [#O64 / BC.]: [ follows the 2 girls ] wait, Honey, you can't fly either! [ giggles and runs after them ]
HONEY HWANG [#O27 / BC.]: i'm a bEE SO I CAN AND I MUST!
[ all 3 girls ran through the aisles, pretending to be insects and birds, while TAEHEE look upon them in pure disappointment ]
MIN TAEHEE [#O63 / BC.]: [ grumbles ] i don't get paid enough to do this
[ TAEHEE trudge up the aisle and sits down in the middle, seat 32. she turns around to yell at the children running around ]
MIN TAEHEE [#O63 / BC.]: yah, all of you get down here now!
[ the girls quietly make their way down next to the almost fuming TAEHEE and sit down ]
MIN TAEHEE [#O63 / BC.]: look, i'm in charge of all of you, and it'll be such a shame if some of you get kicked out for harrassment [ glares at JUYEON and HONEY ]
HONEY & JUYEON: we're sorry unnie. [ small bow ]
MIN TAEHEE [#O63 / BC.]: let's just behave for now. we gotta perform after this and none of you want a bad grade right?
HONEY, JUYEON, & TAEJIN: understood!
[ screen lights up again ]
MIN TAEJIN [#O64 / BC.]: ooooh! it's them!
HONEY HWANG [#O27 / BC.]: i believe in all of you, fighting!!
ZHOU JIJI [#O25 / JELLYFISH]: oh the male trainees from that company are hAWT! so they must be gorgeous too!
ROH JIEUN [#O22 / JELLYFISH]: i agree with you! bring them out!
NEXT TIME ON PRODUCE 70 !
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??? [TRAINEE #1]: not gonna lie, i feel kinda bad for them. they all look so talented and gorgeous, it's just a shame they're under that company.
??? [TRAINEE #2]: is it bad that i haven't heard of like half of these companies?
??? [TRAINEE #3]: i don't wanna sound rude or anything, but now that they're on the show, i'm pretty confident i'll make it to the final lineup.
??? [TRAINEE #4]: i really hope the judges and the public will give them a chance. they all look so talented and gorgeous.
TO BE CONTINUED...
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hehe, we're almost done with all the company intros! sorry if this was kinda all over the place i'm #stressed right now. we'll be hopefully moving on to mentors & hosts, and then straight to performances and evaluations! sorry if this one was kinda boring, we'll try and spice somethings up next time! ;)