"How are you?"
"G-Good."
"I've missed you."
". . ."
"Baby, we are getting late."
"Who are you?"
"The real question is who are you?"
"That's none of your concern."
"Then it's just better that we leave because we have a long night ahead of ourselves. Right, baby?"
"Oh, erm, yes, yes we have."
"Where are you going, Lee? Can I join you?"
"We are, erm, actually—"
"Going for a dinner date and then we are going to make love, so unless you want to experience the unholy being performed before your eyes, I suggest you leave."
"What the fuck?!"
"More like, can't wait to get fucked."
"I'll strangle you to death, bitch!"
"Naah, he will strangle me till the clim—"
"Erm, babe, I don't think she needs to know what we do behind the closed doors."
"You couldn't have been moved on so quickly! She is lying."
"Lying or not, I am the one getting action here. So, you better step the fuck away from him or you won't live to see our babies."
"What?!"
"Let's go, baby."
"Yes, babe."
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Hairwash makes me lazy.