My Mind
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Me: Alois, you gonna marry me.
Alois and Ciel: wut?
Me: *pulls out marriage forms* I learned from the best. *points to France*
France: *holding struggling England* Honhonhon...
Alois: but I'm... Fictional.
Japan: and I'm a country.
Alois: *snicker* Japan...
Japan: yes, Arois?
Alois: *snicker* say "election"
Me: *slaps Alois and Japan* no.
Alois: you still can't marry us.
Selina: *jumps out of shadows* Please! Support Fictional Marriage.
Ciel: wait, wut?
Grell: it's like Gay or Lesbian marriage, but rights to marry a Fictional Character.
Me: wait, Selina, it's not your chapter yet.
Selina: oops! I was never here... *draws Slenderman sign and recedes into shadows*
Japan: you still can't marry us.
Alois: sorry.
Me: PETITION PLEASE