!WARNING!
THIS CHAPTER CONTAINS:
- Mentions of Hitler
- Mentions of Stalin
- Jokes and conversations about Hitler
- Jokes and conversations about Stalin
!DISCLAIMER!
I do not support any of the above mentioned. I merely enjoy dark humor a little to much... I am sorry for what you are about to read.
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2:31 a.m.
"A mistake"
That other Russia: Daily Fun-Fact of today~
That other Russia: Stalin, Hitler and Freud all lived in Vienna at the same time.
That other Russia: Tito and Trotsky were also there~
PERKELE: Imagine a sitcom with them all as roommates...
Can I into Space?: "Damnit Stalin, stop eating my food!"
Tripaloski: "It is OUR food Freud. I will stop eating it when you stop banging your mother!"
8 minutes of sleep: "Will you two Untermenschen kindly shut the fuck up? I'm trying to paint."
PERKELE: Sounds like a mcfucking Fanfic.
Big-Tiddy-Goth-GF: I mean... Stalin x Hitler Fanfics exist...
K-Pop and Mukbang: THEY DO?!
K-Pop and Mukbang: 도대체?!
8 minutes of sleep: Kindly excuse me while I go puke.
Tripaloski: I will rub your back and tell Ame to make comfort food.
Can I into Space?: Can someone rub my back too? =(
That other Russia: Me!~
1:16 p.m.
"A mistake"
K-Pop and Mukbang: @/Japan
Big-Tiddy-Goth-GF: ??? ;00
K-Pop and Mukbang: I just found one of these Stalin x Hitler FanFics u talked about...
K-Pop and Mukbang: I'm horrified.
K-Pop and Mukbang: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!
K-Pop and Mukbang: AHHH
K-Pop and Mukbang: 왜
Can I into Space?: jestem przerażony.
Big-Tiddy-Goth-GF: 先ほども言いました
K-Pop and Mukbang: IT'S ON THE PAGE THAT RECOMMENDS ME STUFF!
K-Pop and Mukbang: WATTPAD RECOMMENDS ME TO READ IT AND I AM NOT IN AGREEMENT WITH THAT!!
PERKELE: This is the shit you get for reading inhottava stuff you heathen.
K-Pop and Mukbang: I am traumatized for life
Big-Tiddy-Goth-GF: i am just slightly sorry but it's also really funny
Can I into Space?: The cover scares me the most. I mean. Somebody must have drawn it right?
K-Pop and Mukbang: I'll just grab the bleach for my eyes real quick.
Big-Tiddy-Goth-GF: that won't be enough Southy boyoooo
8 minutes of sleep: That's why I'm grabbing a gun and shooting a bullet trough my skull like my Vater did.
K-Pop and Mukbang: DON'T MENTION HIM I JUST FOUND A FANFIC WHERE HIS LEADER IS BEING SHIPPED DAMNIT!
N.K.: 당신은 이것을받을 자격이 있습니다.
K-Pop and Mukbang: 나는...
K-Pop and Mukbang: 승인
K-Pop and Mukbang: 나는한다, BUT STILL!
Canada: okay change of topic!
Canada: South Park is starting up again!
Hell-Spiderman: FINALLY!!
Hell-Spiderman: It was 'bouta time!!
Big-Tiddy-Goth-GF: sorry to interrupt but I need some submarines for a project!
Canada: Tweek x Cartman is a submarine
Canada: or Craig x Bradley
Canada: or Kenny x Randy
Hell-Spiderman: Stan x Mr. Garrison
PERKELE: Why u gotta come with that kind of shit???
N.K.: Hitler x Hitler
Can I into Space?: Oh god.
PERKELE: Hitlercest
Big-Tiddy-Goth-GF: Ultimate submarine archived
PERKELE: I think this is canon, tbh.
K-Pop and Mukbang: Please stop talking about this. It just makes me want to cry.
N.K.: 당신은 이것을받을 자격이 있습니다.
N.K.: I'm going to hold that into your face as long as possible.
Big-Tiddy-Goth-GF: may i just say:
Big-Tiddy-Goth-GF: Hitler x Reader exsists
K-Pop and Mukbang: Stalin x Hilter, too.
Big-Tiddy-Goth-GF: thats not a submarine tho!!
6:05 a.m.
"A mistake"
K-Pop and Mukbang: I'm happy to anounce that my Wattpad went from Stalin x Hitler to Pride in like a week.
K-Pop and Mukbang: I'm happy about this development.
K-Pop and Mukbang: I don't feel like a fucking disappointment anymore.
Can I into Space?: I'm very proud of you.
Big-Tiddy-Goth-GF: what's wrong? don't like Stalin x Hitler anymore?
K-Pop and Mukbang: Jesus, I never wanted that in the first place!
K-Pop and Mukbang: I just wanted to read my Rusger in peace!
Big-Tiddy-Goth-GF: xD
K-Pop and Mukbang: Or my Ameger.
Big-Tiddy-Goth-GF: there is like zero Ameger works
Big-Tiddy-Goth-GF: you can even find more of an castle fucking some tentacle tree or some shit than you find Ameger
K-Pop and Mukbang: I saw people shipping Russia with fucking vodka.
K-Pop and Mukbang: But Ameger doesn't fucking exists!
K-Pop and Mukbang: It's just
K-Pop and Mukbang: This is so sad, Alexa play Moskau.
8 minutes of sleep: Moskau, fremd und geheimnisvoll. Türme aus rotem Gold. Kalt wie das Eis.
Tripaloski: Moskau, doch wer dich wirklich kennt, der weiß, ein Feuer brennt, in dir so heiß.
Can I into Space?: ...
Can I into Space?: Kosaken hey hey hey hebt die Gläser! (hey, hey)
8 minutes of sleep: Natascha ha ha ha du bist schön. (ha ha)
Tripalsoki: Towarisch hey hey hey auf das Leben. (hey, hey)
Can I into Space?: Auf dein Wohl Bruder hey Bruder! (hey, hey, hey, hey)
8 minutes of sleep: Moskau, Moskau.
Tripalsoki: Wirf die Gläser an die Wand.
Can I into Space?: Russland ist ein schönes Land!
8 minutes of sleep: Ho ho ho ho ho, hey!
Tripalsoki: Moskau, Moskau.
Can I into Space?: Deine Seele ist so groß.
8 minutes of sleep: Nachts da ist der Teufel los.
Tripalsoki: Ha ha ha ha ha, hey.
Can I into Space?: Moskau, Moskau.
8 minutes of sleep: Liebe schmeckt wie Kaviar.
Tripalsoki: Mädchen sind zum küssen da!
Can I into Space?: Ho ho ho ho ho, hey!
8 minutes of sleep: Moskau, Moskau.
Tripalsoki: Komm wir tanzen auf dem Tisch!
Can I into Space?: Bis der Tisch zusammenbricht.
8 minutes of sleep: Ha ha ha ha ha!
PERKELE: Beautiful, absolutly hämmästyttävä. Such harmony, much wow.
Big-Tiddy-Goth-GF: *claps in japanese*
K-Pop and Mukbang: *wipes tear in korean*
5:58 p.m.
"A mistake"
Can I into Space?: Why do teachers have such an intense hatred for wikipedia?
PERKELE: Because it does their job better than them.
Big-Tiddy-Goth-GF: on reddit i read about a history teacher who used to mess with wikipedia when he gave the students assignments
Big-Tiddy-Goth-GF: half the class had essays about how Hitler was secretly in a relationship with Stalin
K-Pop and Mukbang: ITS BACK FUCK NO!!
Full of DETERMINATION: IM LAUGHIN' REALLY HARD RIGHT NOW
N.K.: 참다.
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VOCABULARY USED:
Untermenschen (GER) - Subhuman creature
Vater (GER) - Father
(Moskau, fremd und geheimnisvoll. Türme aus rotem Gold. Kalt wie das Eis. (GER) - Moscow, foreign and mysterious. Towers of red gold. Cold like the ice.)
(Moskau, doch wer dich wirklich kennt, der weiß, ein Feuer brennt, in dir so heiß. (GER) - Moscow, but who really knows you, knows, a fire is burning, in you so hot.) (Okay, I won't translate the whole song.)
도대체 (KOR) - What the hell / Why
왜 (KOR) - Why
당신은 이것을받을 자격이 있습니다. (KOR) - You deserve this
나는... (KOR) - I...
승인 (KOR) - OK
나는한다 (KOR) - I do
참다. (KOR) - Suffer.
jestem przerażony (POL) - I'm terrified
先ほども言いました (JPN) - I told you
inhottava (FIN) - nasty
hämmästyttävä (FIN) - amazing