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By miraxye

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This book contains somewhat entertaining series of 'incorrect quotes' (that totally happened--), featuring th... More

parking lot
onions
2 types of people
coffee
fear
salt
fitnessgram ™
pet
toga's date
acronyms
personal space
calculations
sleep
kicked out
motivated
squash
hello?
order
interruption
friend's number
kiss, marry, kill
list
coin
school of fish
the floor is lava!
dislike
titty whompus
high
live
disguise
boring
bees
slightly pebbled
drink
service
laptop
communism
taco bell
joke
rip
juice bar
kkk 1
mean
"yeah, i slept gay"
[redacted]
kkk 2
close examination
pocket
kkk 3
pimp
marbles
christmas?
"guys"
cute-cumber
date
knives
kkk 4
new plush grey chair
banned
pants
free tonight
fly
seat
drama
wearing
kkk 5
fried grape
shark
ripped
netflix
would you rather
cash register
sick
kaminari's puns 1
bones
robbery
science lab
coffee
69
mixtape
muggy
move
pizza
kaminari's puns 2
whomst
windows
lava
snew
extras
kaminari's puns 2
shounen
love song
jump
script
cardiac arrest
kaminari's puns 3
freeze tag
diagnostics
racist
friends
remember
nervous
be home @ 8
download
custom punk crocs
siren
girlfriend
police investigation
flu
"yeet"
internet browser
piñata
< + 3
mancala
after you
"ie"
banana milk
recorder
choice
believe
word games with 1-a
nervous
the fuck up
tokoyami + entertainment
"no"
'hard'
jew & a boy scout
scary story
darker
nerves
worse than a heartbreak
serious face
true friend
a tragedy... ;(
straw
names
funding changes
morse code
morning
chairs
queen
what do you have there?
the goods
fall
busy day
group
jingle bells
posing
blessed
swear
.
"unbreakable"
first
bag
i sure do wonder
pass the salt
christmas dinner
s c r e e e a m
hugging range
arms
cola
freckles
fries
box
can opener
powerful
2 straws
heart
autocorrect
the devil
no.
sneeze
moronosexual
one race
jingle bells 2
kiss, marry, kill 2
911
snack
height of stupidity
yes papa?
you are what you eat
typo
slinkie
friendship bracelets
realisation
burglar
"call dad"
cold
cold 2
magic
view
rocks
gay

pool

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By miraxye

bakugo: frog, what the fuck is this

tsuyu: what are you talking about

bakugo: have you been pissing in the pool again

tsuyu: no, i obviously piss battery acid like some sort of mutant

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