Crackheads🤕🤙🏼
Pikabitch:
Y/n!! Happy 1 year anniversary beautiful
(Username):
Hold up what the fuck
Flex tape:
boi what are you talking about
The Rock:
wot
Pikabitch:
I've been dating y/n in my head for a year now🥰
(Username):
THE-
Wifey:
someone come collect kaminari 😭
Flex tape:
boom boy will arrive in 3
2
1
Katsu:
WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY YOU LITTLE SHIT
Pikabitch:
funny how I've been dating y/n for a year but you've only been together for like 5 months🤥
we living in MY alternate universe now
Flex tape:
👁👁
The Rock:
here we go again
Katsu:
LISTEN HERE DUMBASS
me and y/n have been dating for 2 years get your facts straight bitch
Pikabitch:
2 YEARS ???!!!
Flex tape:
I THOUGHT YOU ONLY GOT TOGETHER LAST SPRING THE FUCK
(Username):
we uh might've had a thing since Christmas two years ago😋😋
The Rock:
WE'VE BEEN LIED TO
Pikabitch:
wait
Is that why you said you couldn't go to the movies with me
(Username):
Yes sorry kaminari🥺
Pikabitch:
but you said bros before hoes!
Flex tape:
TEA
Wifey:
shut up y/n was busy with her dick appointment with bakugo
(Username):
MINAJAKSJDKDNKDVF IM GONNA MURDER YOY
The Rock:
every day we stray further away from god
Pikabitch:
SO YOU CHEATED ON ME
Flex tape:
technically y'all weren't even dating or having a thing
Pikabitch:
SHUT UP
Bakugo ...you broke bro code
(Username):
HOES MAD‼️
Katsu:
fuck bro code I got a whole girlfriend so who's winning
Flex tape:
He's got a point😔
Wifey:
I just realized we all third wheel y/n and Bakugo every day
Pikabitch:
The Rock:
anygay
I'm going to the store y'all want anything?
Pikabitch:
A GIRLFRIEND
Flex tape:
ME TOO
(Username):
we're out of bread
The Rock:
alright bread it is !
Pikabitch:
ok you know what
fuck having a girlfriend
from now on I wanna be referred to as a bad bitch or a snack
Wifey:
he recovered too quickly from that😳
Flex tape:
someone shut him up
Pikabitch:
I thought you were on my side!
Flex tape:
I'm tired of you
guys spooky season is coming🤪🤪
Pikabitch:
I'm going to pretend you didn't just say that
ANYWAYS! when will clown sightings happen again that was fun
Katsu:
look in the mirror
Wifey:
WELL SHIT
(Username):
you ain't recovering from that one kaminari
Pikabitch:
damn ....didn't have to do me like that bitch
Flex tape:
Gonna have to add this to my "bullying kaminari" collection 😋
Pikabitch:
nobody loves me
(Username):
you know what kaminari reminds me of
Wifey:
what
(Username):
those dumb canvas decorations all white moms have in their homes that say some shit like "live. love. laugh"
but instead of that it's "cry. eat. electrocute. repeat❤️"
Flex tape:
BIWSISIHFKSNFKSJF KEN FMFMGJNG
Wifey:
THE HEART IS TAKING ME OUT
The Rock:
hey are you making fun of my canvas decor
(Username):
PFFT KIRI YOU ACTUALLY HAVE ONE ??😭
Flex tape:
EVERYONE POINT AND LAFF
The Rock:
STOP IT MY MOM GAVE IT TO ME FOR CHRISTMAS WHAT ELSE WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH IT
Pikabitch:
HA YOU CANT MAKE FUN OF ME NOW BC KIRI ACTUALLY HAS ONE
THE CLOWNERY!
anyways y/n can like ...get it
Flex tape:
bro stop trying to shoot your shot
Pikabitch:
NEVER
Y/N BABY WE'LL B TOGETHER SOON FUCK BAKUGO
YOU BELONG WITH ME
Wifey:
curse Taylor Swift look what she did to kaminari
Katsu:
YOU BETTER SHUT UP BEFORE I DROP KICK YOUR ASS TO HELL AND BACK
(Username):
oooo scary
das hot
The Rock:
ok that's enough flirting LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS
Katsu:
y/n. my room. now
Wifey:
oh my god the-
Flex tape:
(Username):
BRUH KATSUKI JUST PUT ME IN A CHOKEHOLD FOR NO REASON ????
Flex tape:
WHAT THE FUCKDJVKDJ
Wifey:
I'm disappointed but not surprised
Katsu:
IM TRAINING YOU
(Username):
FUCK OFF BEFORE I CELEBRATE MY ONE YEAR WITH KAMINARI
Pikabitch:
haha and that's the mothafuckin TEA
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taking the psat this Saturday aha ha..Lemme just borrow katsuki's megamind lookin ass brain for four hours