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You can't tell me that it doesn't look like there's an otter or something in my birdhouse. I know it's just a birdo at a weird angle but for 2.5 seconds I thought there was an otter in the birdhouse. What am I supposed to do when there's an otter-like creature in my birdhouse? It might be doing a gobble on the baby birds or some shit and I waited a long ass time for my cat to be euthanized because of rabies so we could have this birdhouse (R.I.P. Milo I actually didn't want you to die but you were too chad for birds). When I signed off my soul for this birdhouse, flying otters that gave cats rabies and did a gooble gobble on baby birds was not in the contract.