BEETLEJUICE:
There's gonna be a-
Good old-fashioned wedding
With some dancing and un-deading
With a cover-band is cranking
And the age gap will be upsetting
When I finally say "I do"
I'll be alive and born anew
And I'll be boring just like you
Oh boy, I'm on my way!
Being dead sucks
Rent me a tux
I wanna look like a million bucks
BJ'S getting married-
LYDIA:
Hey Beetlejuice, I'm going to the Netherworld!
BEETLEJUICE:
What?
LYDIA:
Classic bait and switch!
Oldest trick in the book!
CHARLES:
Lydia! No!
BEETLEJUICE:
No, no, no!
Why DOES EVERYONE KEEP LEAVING ME!?
Okay, new plan:
You're all gonna die
Today!