Harry - "You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone."
"Yeah, and I'm about to break one again, if you don't shut up."
Ron - "Wanna make me moan like Myrtle?"
"And cry in a bathroom stall because of rejection, ya sure."
Draco- "Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?"
"Nope, sorry, my GryffinDOOR is closed."
Cedric - "Wow, when I said "Accio Cutie". I didn't expect it to work!!"
"Well here I am!"
Fred - "Girl, are you sure you're a muggle cause I'd swear that ass is magical!"
"Fred, you know I'm not a mu-.... Oh... FRED!"
George - "Y/N, did you hear those girls call me Aguamenti?"
"Uhm, no, George, they were only discussing the spell... They didn't even look at you."
"Well, then it's strange that every time they hear my name, they get wet."
*slaps him with a book*