Lydia: Hey Beetlejuice, why did the chicken cross the road?
Beetlejuice: Why?
Lydia: To get to the little bitch's house. Knock knock.
Beetlejuice: Who's there?
Lydia: The chicken.
Beetlejuice: ... I'm not gonna get mad at you as long as you do one thing for me.
Lydia: What?
Beetlejuice: Go tell that joke to Adam.