Incorrect Good Omens Quotes

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Adam: Oh no, oh no, oh no, what did I do?

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Wensleydale: Get off your phone. That's inappropriate for class.

Brian: *Holding a calculator*

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Crowley: Any vitamins, you're dead.

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Brian: I ate tape because I was a vegan and hungry. Tape is healthy, just not in large amounts.

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Pepper: Tea is tea and it represents tea.

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Aziraphale: The ground is water. That doesn't make sense.

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Newton: That's what I'm looking up on my calculator.

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Wensleydale: Math clap.

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Warlock: Actually, I don't remember 3rd grade. I was dead.

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Crowley: What's free but you're not supposed to eat it? Human flesh.

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Anathema: Why would you throw out a pencil? That's not the most efficient way.

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Brian: Your life's a joke because you were born on April 1st.

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Adam: If you could time travel and steal answers from your future self, would it count as cheating?

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Warlock: No, dad, no. Don't say lol. That's not your thing.

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Pepper: Pepper is in desperate need of hot sauce.

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Pepper: I just don't think this salt is enough.

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Crowley: It's surprisingly relaxing to stand on one foot on a balancy thing. You shouldn't try it.

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Gabriel: Can you just shut up? Like for real?

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Adam: Brian's in charge.

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Pepper: Mary had a little lamb, it was Bakugo.

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Shadwell: Bakugo's birthday is Hitler's birthday too.

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