Things Hogwarts Houses Say

By FluffyChocolate777

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Warning: Harsh language involved How Hogwarts Houses have their conversation with each other. Some or most of... More

The Most Common One on the Internet
My Favorite One
What Hogwarts Houses Want for Christmas
Group Project
Test Results
Playing Cookie Run
Watching a Sad Movie
Language!
Language! Part 2
Locked Door Without Alohomora
Motto
Hugs
We Bare Bears Hogwarts Houses
Reading Hunger Games
Disney Princesses Hogwarts Houses
Poetry
Playing Monopoly
Headache
A Sensitive Topic
Silly Putty
Sunglasses
When Someone Says "You're a Loser" Hogwarts Houses Edition
Coffee
Ewwwww I Don't Even Want to Mention This Name
Who's the Better Villain?
Toothpaste
When Seeing Bad Drivers on the Road
What Does it Mean?
What Do You Want from Harry Potter?
Riddle
Moral Lesson
A Cup of Water
Reason
Good News
Cucumber
Crackers
Lost Items
Bullies
Apple
Sun
A Math Problem
A Whale Shark
Can't Say 'No'
Ache
Flirting
Wallet
Ouch
Snape Snape Severus Snape
Real Conversation I had With My Friend
Listening and Speaking
Sulking
Fireworks
Girlfriend
Feeding the Goat
Three Types of Ravenclaw
Apple Pie
A Scary Story
Misunderstanding
Exam Season
Broccoli
Book to Bring
Lactose Intolerant
When Exams are Cancelled
Persuasion
Fast Food Place
Stupid
Anti-Demon Candle
Cereal
Who Would You Save?
Pulling Up All-Nighter
Left the Gas On!
Sleep
Mask
Potato
The Most Difficult Thing
Energy
Pregnancy
Movie Tickets
Three Words
Double Yolk
Moth
Talking to Oneself
Oil
Document
Weaker than Me
Marriage
Ghost Mansions
Die
During Exam
Problems With Each Houses
Those Things Can Kill You
Orange Juice
Diet
Happy Dance
Love Yourself
Discrimination
Dirty Thoughts (Also VERY Immature)
Did You Know?
100th Part
Scrabble
Playing UNO
Favorite Spell
Counting Coins
When Someone Doesn't Understand Harry Potter Jokes/Reference/Analogy
Testing Patience I
Masterpiece
Hogwarts Houses As F4
Can't Help It
Business
Picking Houses
Ghosted
Arguing Through Text
Members Well Known in Each House
Bullying/Cyberbullying
At Korean BBQ
Testing Patience II
Call It A Night
Fell Down
At the Supermarket
Romeo and Juliet
Plastic Surgery
Interviewing Hogwarts Houses Regarding this Book
Making Eye Contact During Class
Video Games
How Gordon Ramsay Fits All Hogwarts Houses
Testing Patience III
Personalities Based On Blood Types and Zodiac Signs
Prank Call
Gryffindor Contradiction
Hufflepuff Contradiction
Ravenclaw Contradiction
Slytherin Contradiction
Insult
Insult Part 2
Insult Part 3
Stranger Danger
Christmas Shopping
Finding Something Important (?)
Favorite Professor
Disney+
Hogwarts Houses as They Read 'A Sensitive Topic'
A Sensitive Topic (Part 2)
Dealing With Annoying Coworkers
What Kind of Superpower Would You Have?
Lion
Coronavirus
Steak
Valentine's Day
Fly in the Soup
Stars in the Sky
Untitled Part 152
Going to Concerts
Ways to Get Ravenclaw Out of Room Part 1
Ways to Get Ravenclaw Out of Room Part 2
Can You Pass the Salt?
Romantically Interested
Stars
Why Stars Shine
Cat in the Subway
At Starbucks
Orange
Phones
Mercedes
Unknown Feeling
'Malcolm in the Middle' As Hogwarts Houses
When Gryffindor Calls Other Hogwarts Houses
What Hogwarts Houses Will NEVER Say
What Do You Hit?
Yawn
A Sensitive Topic (Part 3)
Potterhead at Interview
Choosing What to Eat
9+7
The Simpsons as Hogwarts Houses
Corona Virus Part 2
Bell Peppers
Looks at the Messy Room
Hogwarts Houses' NSFW Folder's Name
What Hogwarts Houses Would Do If They Got to do Anything for a Day
Random Thought
Favorite Consoles
"I Wasn't That Drunk!" Gryffindor Edition
"I Wasn't That Drunk!" Hufflepuff Edition
"I Wasn't That Drunk!" Ravenclaw Edition
"I Wasn't That Drunk!" Slytherin Edition
How Quarantine Affected Gryffindor
How Quarantine Affected Hufflepuff
How Quarantine Affected Ravenclaw
How Quarantine Affected Slytherin
Hogwarts Houses Reacting to "I Can't Sleep"
When a Kid Asks How Babies are Made
Yo Mama Jokes
What You Should NEVER Say to Hogwarts Houses
Trying to Get off the Bus
I'll Cook Today
Hufflepuff's Friendly Advice
Phoenix
Psychological Test
200th Part

Emergency Food

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By FluffyChocolate777

Hufflepuff: I bought some emergency food in case of an earthquake or other natural disasters! These taste so good if you eat them the right way!

Ravenclaw: If it's emergency food, why are you eating it now...?

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