*me and brother at the dinner table**
Brother: Pass me a muffin *stretches hand out to receive muffin*
Me: Nope *continues reading*
Brother: *glares*
Me: *rolls eyes* Here catch * throws muffin*
Brother: *catches muffin* what are these black bits, chocolate chips?
Me: Yup
Brother: * punches air* yeaahhhhhh hallelujahhhhhhh
Brother: *bites into muffin, gags and spits it out*
Brother: Ewwwww urgh I hate you! *spits out raisin aka 'chocolate chip' and glares*
Credits: storyzrok