"Hello?"
"Hey."
"What?!"
"I am sorry."
"When a person blocks you, it means they don't want to talk to you and not that they want you to call them from another number."
"Karma much?"
"Why are you even calling me, Brianna? Isn't it what you wanted anyways? For me to never call you? I think your wish has been granted."
"I don't want it anymore."
"Pardon?"
"I don't want you to stop calling me."
"And why is that?"
"I want to help you jealous your ex."
"I don't think it's ever going to work. You might live across the country for all I know."
"I—"
"Brianna, baby, where are you?"
"Wait, I thought you were single."
"You know what, you are right. We are never going to work out. Bye."
*Beep* *Beep*
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