Spiderson and irondad one sho...

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Iron man and Spider-Man one shots ( that includes rest of the Avengers) What else is there to say? The first... More

Worthy
Pranks
The figure
Protocals
Patrica parker
Elements
Im alirght/ it appears so
Mood
Im alright/it appears so part 2
Bye
Five years
Raised in Hydra
Raised in Hydra ( part two)
raised in Hydra ( part three)
Raised in Hydra ( part four)
Raised in hydra ( part five)
Dear ?????
Avengers group chat
Avengers group chat lyric prank
Snap...
Snap... ( pt 2)
Tonys nightmare
Tonys nightmare pt 2
❤️
Ugh yay -_-
Snap...( pt 3)
Snap... (pt 4)
Avengers group chat 2
It affects a whole community
Crack
Hello peeps
Why me?
Memes
Memes ( pt 2)
Another group chat
Cue the sunglasses and the rap music
Heyy
We won Mr.Stark
Walking ice cream
Who are you talking to?
Tear drops
Im so excited!
The knot
AWWW SNAPP
Americas ass
Wholsomness
Tables are evil (& dont mess with Tonys cinnabon roll)
YEET
FRIDGES!
First time for everything
Sorry
Im trying
Actually a chapter- ish. ( Finally!)
Meeting gone wrong
Gen Z
Face Time
Driving lesson
Training
Internship
Car crash
Car RIDE
Ooh na na
Shoutout
He said no
Bug spray
Uncommon friends
Aye yo
How to kidnap a god
The things
Car crash pt 2
Switch
Thats cannibalism peter
Group chat gone wrong
YEEET!! ( actually tho plz read)
Group chat gone wrong pt.2
Switch pt.2
Your time
PERIODT!!!
Just a regular chat......... totally
ELEMELONS!!!
Your presence is needed!! ( updated)
Bucky,Clint and Loki are idiots
HENLOOOO
Group chat gone wrong pt.4
ALEXANDER FRICKING HAMILTON
HAMILTON HAMILTON AND MORE HAMILTON!!!!
NAT HAS WAITED NINE YEARS!!!!
100th chapter presented by Peter, Shuri and da gang
101th chapter!!
Boyfriend and girlfriend?
What's beautifull is also deadly ( hanahaki)
WHAT THE FRICKING FRICKY FRACK
If i had one more chance
Chicken
Its okay, Let me go
Its finally here! NEW BOOK Y'ALL!!!
Spiders Spiders Spiders..
The panic room
CAN I JUST-
Your fathers eyes
MWAHAHAHAHH IM BACK
Not rn
The king
Here we go again
Ey ey ey
The story of the two weebs
If i cant save you....
The dance
Til the end of the line
The Cinders of it all
She confided in me
SHURIII
WANDAAAA
Its okay, let me go pt.2
Your welcome
You always save me
Get to know your author!
Im a killer..
Im sorry Mr.Stark
But why were you sorry?
NEW BOOK!! +updates
Tomdaya?
Tehe
NO WAY HOME+secret set photos! :0
Part 140

Avengers group chat

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( lots of stony i don't even know where it came from)

Shuri: BROTHER!!!

T'Challa: yes?

Shuri: NOT YOU BISH!!

Peter: YO SISSSS!!

Shuri: YEEEEEEEE

Peter: screeeeeeeeeeeee

Steve: oh gosh, here we go again with the not making sense craziness

Peter: DAAAaaaaaaaaaad

Tony: yes son?

Steeb: He yo daddy

Nat: .......

Peter: .......

Tony: .........

Bruce: ...........

Wanda: .............

Shuri: ..........

Shuri: I can't! 😂😂😂 bahahahhahajsjshsjjjs

Steve: ???? What I do?

Peter: do you have any idea what that means these days?

Steve: ..... is there a different meaning to it?

Nat: oh god Steve

Tony: goddamit popsicle

Shuri: wait-  if he's a popsicle to tony....

Peter: 😱 shuri no!

Nat: im confused

Shuri: does that mean tony can suck him- oh gawd!

Peter: yup, and she said it

Nat:.........

Tony: ..........

Steve: .........

Bruce: ..........

Steve: kids now adays are dirty minded

Tony: I MEANT CAPSICLE!! THATS JUST NO

Nat: well I mean, we all see the sexual tension between you two.

Shuri: ^^^^

Peter: ^^^^^^^^

Shuri: Yas Nat!!

Peter: yassssssssss

Wanda: I agree

Peter: ayeeeeeeee!

Shuri: YEEEEEEEEEE!!

Tony: .............

Steve: ..........

Tony: I feel attacked.

Peter: aw cmon, we all see it

Tony: fuck you guys!

Steve: Langauge!

Shuri: STOP!

Peter: Fashion police!

Nat: ?????

Sam: yo

Sam: what are they talking about?

Steve: millennial stuff

Shuri: GEN Z KID STUFF!!

Peter: YA OLD GRANDPA GET IT RIGHT!

Shuri: GEN Z KIDS ARE WAAAAAAAYY BETTER!

Peter: Ye! We have memes!

Shuri: we got da powaa!

Steve: to be loving each other!!

Bucky: no matter what happens!!

Peter: ........

Shuri: ............

Peter: dAnG tHeY rEaLlY aRe OlD

Shuri: ^^^

Sam: ^^^^^

Nat: ^^^^^^^

Steve: wow nat

Nat: stfu

Steve: ???

Shuri: Daaaaaaang Shaun you really are old

Peter: stfu= shut the fuck up

Shuri: see at least Nat is cool!

Steve: Langauge!

Peter: STOP!

Shuri: Fashion police!

Tony: am I the only one concerned for these kids sanity?

Steve: I think they need to go to the hospital

Peter: NO! U DO YA OLD SLUG!!

Shuri: Screeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Peter: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Tony: see what I mean?

Bruce: yup

Shuri: peter

Peter: yeeeee

Shuri: Did you know that stony is the second most written ship ( in the MCU)

Peter: pfft.... hahahhahaha

Shuri: hshsksjkskwbskabababbabahahhahah

Peter: I literally read so many fan fictions

Shuri: same, I stay up all night reading them

Peter: it's my otp ship

Shuri: same

Nat: I'm confused

Tony: ^^

Steve: ^^^

Nat: ^^^^^

Shuri: stonyyyyyyyy

Peter: yaaaaaaaassssss

Nat: stonyyyyy!

Shuri: ayeeeee Nat!

Peter: yassss! She got it!

Shuri: got'em!

Peter: ayeeeeeee

Tony: ????

Steve: ^^

Peter, shuri & Nat: aww! ❤️

Steve: ?!?!?!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?

Tony: ^^^

Peter, shuri & Nat: awwwwwwwwwww sjsidhoshshsjsj! ❤️❤️❤️

Steve: I'm so confused

Tony: same

Wanda: ohhhhhhh

Wanda: STONYYYYYYYY!!!!

Peter: yass Queen!

Shuri: ayeeeeeeeee

Bruce: what is going on here? Stony?

Nat: figure it out

Peter: ya! I thought u were smart!

Shuri: OOF! Shots fired!!!

Tony: ^^

Wanda: ^^

Steve: ^^^^

Nat: ^^^^^^

Sam: ^^^^^^

Bruce: stony, stone? Hmmm

Bruce: tone. Ssss. Hm

Bruce: ship, wait-

Bruce: ohhhhhhh

Peter: omg! Finally! * face palms*

Shuri: ^^

Bruce: ya that is a pretty good ship

Nat: see

Tony: mind telling us what's going on?

Steve: yes I would like to know too!

Sam: me too!

Peter: ummm ok-

Thor: POPTARTS!!!!!

Tony: Thor? Where did you come from?

Thor: howyoudothisnskdn

Nat: oh god help me

Peter: mood!

Shuri: big mood!!

Thor: ah hello young mortal children!

Peter: hi uncle Thor!

Shuri: hello uncle Thor.

Peter shared a photo

Peter: my device is protected by shield

Shuri: ayeeeeeee

Shuri: nice wallpaper

Peter: thx

Peter: it actually does scare ppl off because they don't know what it means 😂

Shuri: lmfao

Tony: LaNgUaGe

Peter: 😱

Shuri: 😱

Peter: you thinking what I'm thinking?

Peter&shuri: STEEB IS RUBBING OFF ON HIM!

Peter&shuri: stonyyyyyyyy!!!!!!

Wanda: yasssssss^^^

Steve: peter, how did you get your device to be protected by shield.

Peter: it's not

Steve: I'm confused

Peter: ITS A FREAKING WALLPAPER GRANDPA!!

Peter: plus, I can give my phone better protection then shield can.

Nat: then why did you choose S.H.I.E.L.D.?

Peter: * finds a way to virtually shrug*

Peter: just looks cooler and nobody knows what it is so it makes them scared

Tony: are you saying my logo isn't good enough

Peter: eh

Peter: it's ok,

Peter: but if I had stark industries on it nobody would believe me so,

Sam: true

Tony: makes sense

Peter: YEEEEEE

Shuri: yeeeeeeeeeeett!

Peter: two brossss!

Shuri: chill'n in the hot tubbb!!

Peter: five feet apart

Peter&shuri: CUZ THEIR BOT GAY!!!

Peter: IM IN MY MOMS CAR!

Peter: vroom vroom!

Shuri: get out ma car

Peter:

Peter: road work ahead?

Shuri: UH,YEAH! I sure hope it does!

Tony: oh god

Nat: here we go again.

Steve: these kids are crazy

Shuri: HECK YEAH!!

Peter: YAAAAAASSS!

Steve: Langauge!

Shuri: STOP!

Peter: fashion police!

Tony: when do these kids stop?

Shuri: nevaaaaa!

Peter: muahahhahahha

Shuri: muahjajahahaksjjahahahhalsnsk

Peter: hahahajahahahhahauahahajsknsosns

Shuri: kalabslsmmshavekejsusjs

Peter: jalajjshahajoajaabmdksbdkdjs

Shuri: kakaojdksodbejskjdjdhdnjdndndnd

Peter: haosnksjsjsjdidjhsiwieisjsjehjeoosooao-

Thor: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

Shuri: .....

Peter:........

Peter: pfft...

Wanda: .....

Shuri: hahhaahkalskshah 😂😂😂

Wanda: I cant😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Peter: w  h  e  e z  e. 😂

Nat: wow

Tony: Thor where did that come from?

Steve: langauge

Wanda: a little late for that

Thor: I found it on some website called twitter

Wanda: 😂😂

Peter: LMAOO

Shuri:🤣 this is the best!

Peter: Thor, nobody uses twitter anymore bud

Steve: he can if he wants to guys! Just as long as their is no more swear words

Shuri: nobody asked you!

Peter: ya!

Peter: i declare we ROAST EM

Shuri: YAAASSS

Steve: what does that mean?

Peter: somebody help this DOOD!

Nat: * virtually sighs*sure I will

Nat: Steve say this

Steve: but that's mean

Steve: plus they do good for the team

Nat: JUST SAY IT GRANDPA!!

Steve: ok ok

Steve: @Peter @shuri aren't you guys a little young to be Avengers?

Peter: aren't you a little old to be alive?

Steve: I'm 95. I'm not dea-

Shuri: OOOOF! You need some ice for that burn? Or are you to scared of it now?

Steve: ......

Peter: daaaaaaangggg shuuuriiiiiii!

Wanda: dAnG!!!

Steve: why so mean?🥺

Shuri: 🥶

Wanda: 🥶

Peter: 🥶

Tony: 🥶

Peter: ayeeeeeee dad!

Shuri: ayeeeee!

Peter: I don't wanna go-

Peter: I'm sorry

Tony: ?????

Peter: idk

Shuri: wut was dat?

Peter: idk, something told me to say that

Tony: uhmmm k?

Steve: kids these days

Daaaaaang 1015 words! My new record!

Thanks for reading potato's!

Love y'all 300








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