WOW ITS MY BIRTH WOOOOOOO IM ACTUALLY LEGALLY ALLOWED TO USE THIS WEBSITE LETS GOOOOO!!! (I'm literally mentally -9 years old) Also my headphones fucking broke so I'm anger about that, anyways. Short reader time, because I wanna write about that ahahah.
Another thing, my sister watches gacha porn and she's into it. SHESNINE BRO, it's wack and I cried looking at her search history lmao
Oh yeah btw that's my art don't steal girl or you'll go to JAILLLLL
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Edd:
•Puns about your height all the god damn time. Sometimes it makes you super mega sad so you cry to make him stop
•His hoodie is huge on you so like, mm comfy stuff bro
•He loves picking you up and carrying you on his shoulders.
(What's it like being short? I never knew due to me always being tall for my age sjdjvdk)
•SnUGGLeS
•He tried to get to ride ringo like a horse once
(Lmao I have an oc Named ringo and hes a bitch but I luv him)
•It got pretty bad after that
Matt:
•Your literally Matt's tiny model
•MINI FASHION SHOWS ARE THE BESTTT
•He sometimes carries you around like a baby, it's so cute wtf
•HUGS ARE DEADLY BUT THEY ARE ALSO SO AMAZING AAAAA
•HE LOVES GIVE YOU ALL THE ATTETION YOU DESERVE BECAUSE YOU READER-CHAN DESERVE ALL THE LOVE IN THE WORLD
Tom:
•He sometimes pokes fun at you for being short, but most of the time he feels bad about it after words
•Big boye Snuggles
•He finds you so pure and innocent, like he just wants to protect you and give you love
•LIKE MATT HIS HUGS ARE DEADLY BUT ALSO SO FUCKINF AMAZING
•When hes drunk hes a little more cuddly and almost crushed you once
•He apologized for it obviously
•Big bbs
Tord:
•Fucking horny commie fucker won't stop trying to enforce stupid hentai shit on you
•No tord, don't do this to the children
•The most you would do for him is wear that one school girl outfit they wear in yandere simulator or whatever
•Besides the horny commie part, he still loves giving you attetion, so like yes hand it over
•Hes actually kind of sweet when he's not a horny little shit
•Mmm yum
EDWArdOoo:
•Spanish man really out here
•He knows your small, Hell your even smaller than Jon, so he loves picking on you
•Course you start crying and he apologizes
•When he had his powers, he would make it so it was fucking freezing so you would cuddle him
•Hes cuddles are actually to die for though
Ok you know what I can't write anymore of this rn, I just wanna get it out so I can edit it later, sorry I just started crying into writing this, so I'm really really sorry. Uh hope you enjoy and uh happy 9/11 I guess lmao