I totally forgot to post this. I thought I'd keep it held back since I hadn't drawn anything for it yet, but why not go ahead and do this and draw stuff later?
Anyways, this is set in Alolah
Protagonists are Ashlie, Uni, and Nick, with Nick being the main character
Jon is the main villain, part of Team Rocket. Out for revenge after his friends left him to die on an adventure and later found out he had been replaced by Uni's cousin Wiliker.
Team Skull are the side villains, main thugs being Don, Dashlie, and Richard. Duni takes the role of Guzma, DDawn being his right hand man
In the end, Team Skull and the It's Us crew gang together to defeat Jon. Jon gets a redemption arc when his motives are revealed, and Nick forgives him and apologizes.
Yay happy ending
Pokémon they got
Dashlie:
Milotic
Oricorio
Don:
Shiny Ditto
Gengar
Richard:
Vikavolt
Bisharp
Duni:
Golisopod
Ariados
DDawn:
Trevenant
Salazzal
Nick:
Rowlet
Pangoro
Scraggy
Ashlie:
Litten
Bewear
Raichu
Uni:
Popplio
Absol
Rockruff
Jon:
Scrafty
Pikachu
Marshadow
I hope u likey
Also, here's some Goofs
(In no particular order)
Nick, Ashlie, Uni: *out on their Island Challenge*
Nick, Ashlie, Uni: *suddenly hear hip-hop music crescendo in the background*
Ashlie: Uh oh
Don, Dick, Dashlie: *chaotically enter into the scene, throwing up gang signs and blasting their theme song on a boom box*
Don: AY WHAT DO WE GOT HERE, YO???
Dashlie: LOOKS LIKE A BUNCHA LOSERS, Y'KNOW???¿?
Dick: WE'D TOTALLY BEAT YOU IN A POKÉMON BATTLE, FO' SHO'
Nick: But can you like
Nick: Not?
Don: WE COULD TRY AND LOWER OUR VOICES
Dashlie: BUT SOMEONE PUT OUR DIALOGUE IN CAPS-LOCK, SO WE AIN'T GOT NO OTHER CHOICES
Uni: Okay but why the music? Do you have to play that every time you encounter us?
Don: AY I'M THE RING LEADER OF THIS OPERATION, AND I SAY THE MUSIC IS A PROCLAMATION
Ashlie: That one didn't even make much sense. Why the rhyming?
Dashlie: 'CUZ OUR BOSS SAID WE GOTTA RHYME ALL THE TIME
Don: AND OUR MIND'S GOTTA FIND THE CORRECT WORDS THAT FIT RIGHT
Dick: IT DOESN'T HELP HALF OUR LINES ARE IMPROVISED
Nick: Okay, so could you, like, stop if that's the case?
Don, Dick, Dashlie:
Dick: ARE YOU MAKIN' FUN OF US, DAWG???
Dashlie: JUST CUZ WE DIDN'T PASS OUR ISLAND CHALLENGE DON'T MAKE US... A SYNAGOGUE
Don:
Don: Wh... What?
Dashlie: I drew a blank, sorry. Nothing rhymes with "dawg"
Dick: How 'bout "frogs"?
Don: Or "snog"
Ashlie, Uni, Nick: *slowly back away as the three Team Skull grunts start to argue*
Jon: *laughs evilly* The name's Jon! I'll be helping your pathetic gang work to obtain the valuable Pokémon in Alolah! Not to brag or anything, but I am one of the most valuable members of the world-famous Team Rocket...
Don, Dashlie, Dick: *exchange glances*
Don: What's Team Rocket?
Jon:
Jon: A—
Jon: Are you being serious right now??
Jon: Team Rocket is only the most dangerous and absolutely evil Pokémon-stealing gang in all of Kanto!
Don:
Don: What's a Kanto?
Jon, ranting to Nick, Ashlie, and Uni: I was put on a very important mission by Team Rocket
Jon: "Go to Alolah," they said.
Jon: "It'll be easy," they said.
Jon: MEANWHILE, no one told me I was gonna be stuck with a gang of absolute numbskulls!
Jon: I can't do anything with these idiots! I mean, just look at them!
Dashlie, Dick, Don: *aggressively dancing around bus stop sign*
Don: HOMEWORK'S WACK AND SO ARE RULES, TUCKING IN YOUR SHIRT'S FOR FOOLS!!!
Nick: *is tied up to a chair and knocked out*
Duni, to Don and Dick: Okay, when he wakes up, you two are going to wiggle your legs and put your hands on your knees to move in sync with them. You'll feel a little silly, but trust me, it'll look cool
Duni, to Dashlie: And you! You'll be doing that stiff-armed robot dance you Grunts have been pestering me about lately
Nick: *groans*
Duni: Oh! He's waking up! Quick, get into positions!
Duni: *poses dramatically against his bug throne*
Nick: *wakes up*
Don, Dashlie, Dick: *violently start dancing*
Nick:
Nick: Woah you guys looks so cool
Don: Ay, bro, tell the whole world that we're bros
Dick: *whispers* We're bros
Don: Why'd you whisper, bro?
Dick: Cuz your my world, bro
Don: Bro...
Ashlie: We come in peace!
Uni: Yeah, we even got you a pizza!
Nick, presenting pizza: Here you guys go!
Duni: They don't need any pizza
Dick: Actually, being a Grunt is a pretty laboring task
Dick: *approaches Uni, Ashlie, Nick* Pizza sounds real good right now
Nick: Oh, well then, here you go!
Dick: Neat!
Nick: *violently punches Dick in the face through a hole cut into the bottom of the pizza box*
Dick: AAHHHGHGGH! WHY ME???
Duni, to the It's Us crew: Stop it right this instance! We've got out outnumbered and surrounded. You've already lost, Nicholas
Ashlie: Ah man...
Uni: Well that sucks
Nick: Yeah, especially considering we had the real pizza right here for when we won *reveals second pizza box*
Dick: Ooh! Can we have it??
Nick: I mean, I suppose so. We won't be needing it anymore
Dick: Oh, thank goodness *approaches pizza box in Nick's hands*
Dick: You don't know the disappointment you get when you expect there to be pizza in a pizza box but it just turns out to actually be—
Nick: *socks Dick in the face yet again through a hole in the bottom of the pizza box*
Dick: AHJASGJVHHFHJCQFWGKVJEWFGHH!!!!!!!!¡¡¡!!! WHYYY
Nick: Who are you guys??
Don: WE'RE TEAM SKULL, YO!
Dick: AIN'T NO ONE ESCAPES THE WRATH OF US, Y'KNOW
Dashlie: We could all really go for a hug, though...
Don: ARE YOUUUU TALKING TO MEEEE
Uni: Wh—
Don: are yOUUUU talkin' to mEEEE
Dick: OH I THINK HE'S TALKIN TO YOU
Uni, shakin: Please mst o p
Don: AY, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M CAPABLE OF, DAWG
Dashlie: AY, YA BETTER RUN IF YA KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR YA!
Uni: Okay but—
Don: AY, NO TALKING
Dick: AY, YEAH, NO TALKIN'
Dashlie: AY! YEAH
Don: AY
Dick: AY
Dashlie: AY
Don: AY
Dick and Dashlie: AY
Don, Dick, Dashlie: AY!
Don: A!
Don, Dick, Dashlie: B!
Don, Dick Dashlie: C!
Don, Dick, Dashlie: D!
Don, Dick, Dashlie: E!
Ashlie: Are they just yelling the alphabet now?
Uni, on the verge of tears: I don't know but I'm sc a r ed
Don: Hey bro
Dick: Sup bro
Don: Close your eyes for me, bro
Dick, closing his eyes: Ok bro
Don: What do you see, bro?
Dick: Nothing, bro
Don: That's my world without you bro
Dick: *clutches heart* Bro...
DDawn: Let me in!
Don: Whats the password
DDawn: It's me, DDawn
Dick: Yeah but it could be someone pretending to be you. We won't know unless you say the password
DDawn: Just let me in!
Don and Dick: ....
DDawn:
DDawn: *sighs* Just let me in, YO
Don and Dick: Password accepted!
I could go on about dumb Team Skull shenanigans
Team Skull is the best
I love them dearly
But yeah, I hope you liked this
I imagine Don in normal Team Skull attire, but he's wearing a black and white long sleeve shirt underneath his tank top. Everyone else is normal... except DDawn. He's wearing, like... a button up shirt and a loose, black tie with the team skull X on it or something idk
This would be solely a comedy story... except the part where Jon is hurting inside because he was abandoned by his best friend in his time of need and was so easily replaced, subsequently filling him with hate and the need to take revenge on said friend in order to make him feel the same pain he endured
But yeah
Team Skull would be the absolute highlights
I could imagine them randomly breaking out into song to sing "It's a Hard Knock Life" from Annie
Or they could be protecting some cool lion Pokémon while they wait for reinforcements and they just start singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"
Either way, I hope you liked this
I've also been working on the Harry Potter AU for Year One along with something else and it's just taking forever. I have no clue why. It's not like I'm writing an actual one shot or anything, I'm just writing down the plot line
Anyways, that's that
Also, did you hear? Next episode of Nick and Jon Show will be later near the end of this month. I'm pumped. The Dres&Don Show may actually come out around that time, too (the one I'm writing... it's not actually a real thing Jon's making (If only, though))