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Kermit sat there lonsomly waiting for Ms.Piggy to arrive. Kermit carresses his dewy leather table scanning the laminated menu, gazing into the soggy window. Kermet heard footsteps leading to his table, he caught a breath taking glance of his mesmerizing waiter
Adam Sandler. His long pink locks covered his tender nose, and his lips went up to his forehead and down to his neck. He was a wapping 400 pounds, and you tell by the way he uses his walk that he's a women's man, he doesn't have time to talk. His beard went down to his nipples and his fingers naturally reached his toes when his palms are near his luscious hips. His chest hair could feed a starving nation, and it's said that his toe nails are usually mistaken for cotton. His most known nickname is Shnobble , but some people call him shnozzie. Adam stared at Kermit for a solid 4 hours making the most outrageous noises, everyone in the restaurant was startled but slightly delighted . The tuba player started to weep because Adams noises reminded him of the traditional som that his people know and love. @therealdonaldtrump used his children to cover his lengthy ears. Kermit knew that he wanted this man in his life, he just didn't know how he wanted to be acquainted with him. Adam could tell that Kermit was lonely and longing for some of Shnobbles loving.
Adam: "hello sir, may I take your order?"
Kermit: "ah yes I would like the porkflimone and a coke with a capri sun salad on the side"
Adam: "Excellent choice sir! And might I say, you are the most radiant and dapper man in this establishment!"
Kermit: "why thank you!"
Kermit's eyes were bulging out of his head and glimmering from the moonlight.