U see, all of the lovely ppl who read this book, let me tell u a sad story.
A story of how 3 young girls died bc of a bj ( i dont have 2 explain that do i, bj, Blow job?)
One day 3 girls happened 2 b passing notes in class bc it was extremely boaring and they wanted 2 talk about Larry.
That eventually lead 2 the discussion of Larry bj's.
1 of said girls gave said notes 2 another 1 of said girls.... who kept them in her American History binder.
Now that wouldnt b such a problem if the teacher didnt check said binder and happen 2 b a nosey fucker and call 2nd said girls mother at work to talk about it on Monday.
2nd girls mother doesnt know what 4 and thinks her daughter is innocent... wait till Monday Mum, just wait.
Oh God, somebody rescue me! Ive dug a hole 2 deep and cant get out. My Mum is going 2 read those notes and I fear for my life. Jen, if u read this, I love u so SO much. I had such a nice life and what I have going here is so great.
Farwell my beautiful ppl, I love u all. Just remember 2 remove ur dirty Larry notes from ur binder before u give it 2 ur teacher. Dont b an idiotic dumd-fuck like me.
- Ur so dead author, Buggy