GROUP NAME: operation sex
MEMBERS: GINA, FINN, MOLLY, MICHELLE, NED
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MOLLY
listen here fuckers
MOLLY
this is getting out
of hand and we
officially need to
do something
FINN
oh hunny you
read my mind
MICHELLE
not to be a downer
but how? they
havent spoken in
days
MICHELLE
mopey peter is fucking
driving me insane
MICHELLE
he wants to give her
space to figure her
feelings out but it's
really killing him
NED
He puts others before
himself and it's bad
NED
He won't sleep and
he'll work on hours
on end to distract
himself from her
NED
I've never seen him
like this before
NED
Maybe when One
Direction split up
but that's different
FINN
wait i get that that
was fucking sad
FINN
anyway
FINN
she's been sad too
GINA
when ryder is upset
she shuts down. she
doesn't talk much and,
just like peter, does
work to distract
herself
GINA
we've tried to coax
her out of her shell
tonight since we're
having a sleepover
but she's already
passed out and it's
only 9
MICHELLE
this is all my fault
MICHELLE
if i just kept my big
fucking mouth shut
they would've been
fine
MOLLY
mj bb don't blame yourself
GINA
peter wouldn't want
you to
MOLLY
as shitty as this is,
hardships happen
and they come and
go
NED
What can we do?
NED
I've tried building
Legos and watching
Star Wars but nothing
is cheering him up
MICHELLE
he's just embarrassed
MICHELLE
not because he admitted
to loving her but because
she might not feel it back
FINN
UGH that's the thing!
ryder loves him
GINA
she just doesn't know
how to say it because
all the guys she's said
it to have manipulated
her
MICHELLE
i told him the same
thing but his feelings
cloud his logic
NED
He can't focus on his
valedictorian speech
and he's been raving
about it for months
MOLLY
well that says a lot
MOLLY
but the fuck do we do?
MOLLY
i hate interfering with
their problems but this
is just getting bad
MOLLY
like, finn wearing urban
outfitters last season
plaid jacket bad
FINN
fuck you that jacket
saved my life
GINA
alright back to topic
GINA
she doesn't know how to
approach him because
she feels bad
MICHELLE
and he doesn't know how
to approach her without
making her feel bad
NED
Ah, crossroads
FINN
i'd suggest locking them
in a room together but
that might honestly
make it worse
FINN
our baby ryder just isn't
thinking straight right
now because she doesn't
know how to feel
MICHELLE
honestly? i think you
need to be brutally
honest with her
NED
Criticize me if this
is a bad idea, but MJ
you should talk to
her
NED
Gina, you could talk
to Peter
NED
Maybe those opposite
perspectives may help?
MOLLY
you have a good point
MOLLY
finn and i are incapable
of sweet sentiments so
gina i vote you too
GINA
are you sure? mj are
you alright with
talking to ryder?
MICHELLE
of course
MICHELLE
i'll be honest but i
won't be mean i
promise
NED
Alright are we really
doing this?
FINN
it's the only chance
we got right now
FINN
plus locking them in
a room so they can kiss
it out doesn't match
this plan soooo
MOLLY
finn you read that
trope in a james x lily
fan fiction freshman
year just let it go
FINN
:(
MICHELLE
alright then it's settled
MICHELLE
good luck
GINA
you too mj