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بواسطة NetFelix_N_Chill

Skrrt, pull up in the coupe, beep beep :DD

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Stray Crackhead Technology
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ChiTTAPORnnn_

biTCH MOVE

oH_U_r_nAnA?¿

COME BACK HERE YOU BITCH😂😂

Crazy😼😸😺Lady

The fuck goes on???

Jenojaem

Jaemin decided it'd be a good idea to chase Ten with an apple.

BamBam_2.0

The big bitch is scared of apples?

ChiTTAPORnnn_

Shut up you hoe,

You're afraid of ghosts!

BamBam_2.0

Yeah, ghosts.

Not a goddamn fruit.

ChaCha_Real_Smooth

What the actual fuck?

This bitch scared of fruit?? 💀💀

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

ChiTTAPORnnn_

Stop being a snake.

ChaCha_Real_Smooth

I know you are, but what am I?

ChiTTAPORnnn_

nA JAEMINN WHAT THE FUCK???

ChaCha_Real_Smooth

???

BamBam_2.0

???

Crazy😼😸😺Lady

🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

ChiTTAPORnnn_

HE'S FLYING

oH_U_r_nAnA?¿

I HAVE BECOME THE SPIDERMAN :DD

BinniebinnieChangbean

Where the fuck did you get that rope??

Crazy😼😸😺Lady

I forgot this rich snob is their roommate.

BinniebinnieChangbean

Bitch, I'm your friend.

ChaCha_Real_Smooth

Okay, Bin, could you please tell us what you are witnessing?

BinniebinnieChangbean

Why do I feel like you're calling me a trashbin--

ChaCha_Real_Smooth

tHE FUCK IS HAPPENING??

BinniebinnieChangbean

Okay so Jaemin somehow managed to tie a bigass rope onto the roof and he's swinging all over the place, throwing fruit everywhere--

ChaCha_Real_Smooth

What the--

He really is weird-

oH_U_r_nAnA?¿

AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY

ChiTTAPORnnn_

THAT'S A GRAPEFRUIT

oH_U_r_nAnA?¿

SAME SHIT

WinnieThePooh

ᵂʰʸ ᶦˢ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ᵘˢᶦⁿᵍ ᶜᵃᵖˢˡᵒᶜᵏˀˀ :D

Uwuzeus

ᴵᵈʳᵏ, ᴵ ᵍᵘᵉˢˢ ᶦᵗ'ˢ ᵃ ᵗʳᵉⁿᵈ

Chenle_ThebetterDolphin

ᴵ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵏ ˢᵒ ᵗᵒᵒ

Uwuzeus

ᴼʰˀ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵖᵉᵃᵏ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵗᵒᵒˀˀ

Chenle_ThebetterDolphin

lmFAO NAH

ChaCha_Real_Smooth

Taebreeze

Where do you keep getting these photos from???

ChaCha_Real_Smooth

I am surrounded by idiots

So how's Ten doing???

M0rkelmelone

Wtf

I thought I blocked you--

Why can I see your messages???

ChaCha_Real_Smooth

Bitch, you blocked Dani

K A N G

D A N I E L

M0rkelmelone



M0rkelmelone

Fuck--

WannabeBeiber

wAIT SO MARK GOT OVER DANIEL??

YOU'RE GONNA STOP SUCKING ON WATERMELONS WHILE SOBBING?

Bad_Bitch™

Finally

Little wuss has been ruining my stuff with his damn watermelons.

Nakamotomoto

Mine too,

And we don't even live in the same dorm--

oH_U_r_nAnA?¿

I SHALL DEFEAT THANOS :DD

ChiTTAPORnnn_

GO AWAY NANA

ChaCha_Real_Smooth

Why did I read that as "go away Anna"??

Speaking of Anna, I wanna watch Frozen-

But it's boring watching it alone,

Lets_defeat_the_Hans

We could come over,

ChaCha_Real_Smooth

HAH

Hell no.

LepinkDery

Okay, how about you come over?

ChaCha_Real_Smooth

Okay how about

No :)

Fuck you hoes, you might be 50-year-old pedophiles.

I'm inviting Mingi-

Nakamotomoto

I didn't run for 20-fucking-minutes to look for you and show myself just for you to call me a 50-year-old pedophile.

Bad_Bitch™

I second that,

Crazy😼😸😺Lady

Bitch said what he said 🤷‍♂️💁‍♂️

ChaCha_Real_Smooth

(╬ Ò ‸ Ó)

To be fucking fair, you three chased me like you were gonna kidnap me.

Jae_StillNeedsMilk

Okay but like,

Jaemin is still chasing Ten.

ChiTTAPORnnn_

LIL' BITCH WON'T STOP

oH_U_r_nAnA?¿

I had 74 cups of coffee today :DD

OhMamaKun

Jesus christ

Who is responsible for giving Jaemin so much coffee??

Bad_Bitch™

It was Jisung

Lets_defeat_the_Hans

I DID NOT

Bad_Bitch™

The OTHER Jisung

TheBetterTaemin



OhMamaKun



TheBetterTaemin

I was curious--

OhMamaKun

I'll let you off this time,

ChaCha_Real_Smooth

aYO BANG CHAN

CHRIS BAHNG

CHRISTOPHER BANGLADO

BANG CRISPY

bAbygOERL

cAN'T I ENJOY MY TIMTAMS FOR 1 MINUTE???

BamBam_2.0

YOU GOT TIMTAMS AND YOU DIDN'T BOTHER SHARING THEM WITH ME??

I FEEL SO BETRAYED

bAbygOERL

I WAS TRYING TO MAKE A TIMTAM CAKE FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY

Lets_defeat_the_Hans

YOU'RE MAKING HIM A BIRTHDAY CAKE BUT YOU DIDN'T MAKE ONE FOR ME??

bAbygOERL

BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME I HAVEN'T PLANNED IT EVEN BEFORE LAST YEAR'S BIRTHDAY

Lets_defeat_the_Hans

I-

uwu

ChaCha_Real_Smooth

CHRISTIANO BANGLADO

bAbygOERL

WHAT???!

ChaCha_Real_Smooth



ChaCha_Real_Smooth

I forgot--

bAbygOERL

You snake--

Ain't_My_Problem™

I knew she was a snake

Bitch gives off Medusa vibes

BunnyLookingBitch

Maybe that's why she's hiding her face.

Cuz then we'd all turn to stone

ChaCha_Real_Smooth

Haha.

Very funny.


i'M_cHASER is trying to send a message. Would you like to accept?

Accept            Decline

i'M_cHASER

Why hello there

ChaCha_Real_Smooth

Who the fuck is this???

i'M_cHASER

Someone you don't know, sweetie :)

ChaCha_Real_Smooth

No shit, that's why I asked.

i'M_cHASER

Sweetie, you're so pretty when you scrunch that little nose in confusion.

Are you trying to figure out who I am??

ChaCha_Real_Smooth

What??

Who are you??

i'M_cHASER

Who do you think I am, Kang Micha??

ChaCha_Real_Smooth

Are you Pawn Stank??

Cuz this shit ain't funny fam,

Fuck off, it's 12 AM and I'm home alone.

Are you doing this because Yuqi is with Mingi?

i'M_cHASER

No, I'm not.

I don't even know who Pawn Stank is.

I'm your future soulmate

ChaCha_Real_Smooth

Pardon???

i'M_cHASER

You're so fucking beautiful,

ChaCha_Real_Smooth

Bitch what?

i'M_cHASER

i'M_cHASER

Are you sure you locked the doors, sweetheart??

ChaCha_Real_Smooth

Omfg

LEave or I'm calling the police.


i'M_cHASER

Open the door princess~~

ChaCha_Real_Smooth

bITCH STOP BANGING ON MY BEDROOM DOOR,

IF THAT SHIT BREAKS I'MMA MAKE YOU REPAIR IT.

i'M_cHASER

oPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR SKSKSKSSK

YOU FELL FOR IT YOU DUMBASS

THAT'S REVENGE FOR PRANKING ME YESTERDAY!

ChaCha_Real_Smooth

I-

Mark??

yOU FLIPPIN' SNAKE I WAS SCARED

Yuqi helped you didn't she?

She must be the one who's behind the door

Brb gonna murder her--

i'M_cHASER

Wait, Micha, no--

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.

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