Late at night
Y/n wakes up from his sleep
He is the on floor while Kanna and Tohru are on his bed
Y/n:Jokes on them,they have to make my bed in the morning...
He yawns
Y/n:I gotta pee...
He gets up and trips
Y/n:The demons are here to get me finally...
He turns on a lamp and sees he tripped over Tohru's tail
Y/n:Oh..
In the Morning
Y/n is brushing his teeth around the house
He gets hit by a door as y/n looks and sees Kanna hit him
Kanna:Sorry y/n...
Y/n:At least you said sorry...
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Y/n:Finally I can get something to eat!
He open the fridge
He crouches down to look around
Tohru comes up leans on y/n
Tohru:Pardon me y/n...
Y/n:This whole time you could eaten something and you decide that since I'm going to the fridge,you should do the same?
Kanna pushes herself beside y/n
Kanna:Juice...
Y/n:We don't have any juice kid!
Tohru:Why is it so cramped...
Y/n gets up and walks off
Y/n:You know what, go ahead and get your stuff so I can get my food without being crushed...
Tohru:I'm not hungry anymore...
Kanna:Neither am I...
They walk off as y/n goes to the fridge
Y/n:Finally...
Tohru and Kanns walk back up
Kanna:Scoot over y/n...
Y/n:Words nor actions can express how extremely angry I am right now...
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Y/n:We need a four bedroom apartment...
Man:Four bedroom you say?
Kobayashi:Yes,preferably close to this area...
They are taken through various houses
Y/n:What do you think Kobayashi?
Kobayashi:These have all looked the same...
Man:The roof is also a communal space...
They go to the roof
Kanna and Tohru's eyes widen as they both run with their hands high
Tohru:The sky is so vast!
Kanna:So cool!
Kobayashi:Well we know their answers...
Y/n:We'll take this one...
Timeskip
Y/n:I forgot this part...
Tohru:What part?
Kobayashi:We need to clean and pack everything up...
Kanna:Sounds fun...
Y/n tries to sneak off
Kobayashi grabs him
Kobayashi:Your helping us whether you like it or not!
Y/n:My arms are scheduled to break in few minutes....I don't think I can help...
Kobayashi:I didn't care! Use your feet!
Y/n:The fact that you are suggesting that to someone with broken arms is sad...
Kobayashi:If it was anyone else I would understand but its you...
Y/n:Why can't I just pack up my stuff? That seems fair...
Kobayashi:No...
Y/n:My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined...
Tohru:I think you need to learn how to be more organized anyway...
Kanna:Maybe moving will give you a chance to start again...
Y/n:Why is everyone turning on me!
Tohru:Your sloppy...
Y/n:Me? You leave your loose scales everywhere! I have to clean them off my bed everyday!
He points to Kobayashi
Y/n:You leave beer cans everywhere,and even worse you throw then away instead of recycling! You monster!
He looks at Kanna
Y/n:And you...!
Kanna makes an adorable face
Y/n:I cant think of anything but I'm going to act like I said something to make myself angry at you!
Tohru:What are you getting at y/n...?
Y/n:I'm only cleaning my stuff! The reason why I was the least bit disorganized before was because it was only Kobayashi and I...but since you two moved in the whole place has gone to hell!
Later
Y/n is laying down on the floor
He gets up and stands outside
Y/n:If there is some form of higher being out there,give me a sign, anything...
Kobayashi:Y/n we aren't done! Get in here and pack your stuff!
Y/n:I should have asked for them to strike me down...
Tohru:Are these baby y/n pictures!
Kanna:Let me see!
Y/n's eyes widen
Y/n:I thought I burned all of those with the rest of my hopes and dreams!
He runs in and sees everyone looking through them
Kobayashi:Look at that one!
Tohru:He looks so adorable!
Y/n snatches the picture
Y/n:I'd rather clean than know you guys are looking at pictures of me when I was younger...
Kanna:Aww...
Tohru:Can I keep some!
Y/n:No...
Later
Tohru walks in with a different maid outfit
Y/n:Kobayashi isnt that yours?
Kobayashi:Yea but remember how bad I said I looked in it?
Y/n:I thought you looked fine...
Tohru:But it's a little small in the chest area...
Kobayashi growls
Y/n:Don't worry I appreciate all sizes and don't bring people down about their insecurities...
Tohru:What could you like about flatness?
Y/n:Well if your like Kobayashi...
Kobayashi:Hey!
Y/n:Then when your laying down I can use her chest like a table,and put plates of food and drinks on it,but if I tried that with you,all the food would fall and that would be a waste...
Kobayashi:Thanks y/n...
Y/n:But there is one thing above all...
Tohru:What is above all?
Y/n:THE THIGHS!
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Y/n:Its about time we finished packing...
Kobayashi playfully slaps y/n back as she laughs drunkenly
Kobayashi:Yea! Thanks for actually helping! I could kiss you!
She kisses y/n's cheek
Y/n:Its a drunk kiss so you don't really mean it but I appreciate the thought...
Tohru:You arent fazed at all y/n?
Y/n:Why would I? I'm a mature young adult that can handle a bit of affection...
Tohru:What if I showed you affection?
Y/n:Your idea of affection is different from mine...
Tohru:What's wrong with me hugging you y/n?
Y/n:That wasnt the problem...
Tohru:What was it then?
Y/n:You didn't have any clothes on...
Kanna yawns
Kanna:I'm sleepy...
Y/n:Your right,its getting late...
He looks at Kobayashi and sees her passed out
Tohru has already fell asleep along with Kanna
He gets a blanket and extra pillows for them
Y/n:There...now for Kobayashi and I...
He looks around the house but doesn't find anymore pillows are blankets...
Y/n:Did they really pack all of them up? Morons...
He looks at Kobayashi shivering
Y/n sighs
Y/n:Well I guess I have no choice...
He sits down next to Kobayashi and pull her closer to him
Y/n:She'll thank me when she isnt frozen in the morning...
He drifts to sleep as Kobayashi internally smiles
Just as planned....