Texting Yoongi

By JeonSangJae

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Hi, I'm bored and typed a random number in ... Why? Like I said, I'm bored and looking for entertainment ... More

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Big phat 7th text
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Okay but how?
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11th yeet
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16th teeeexxxxtttt
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Near faaaar whereEEEEVVVEER YOU AREEEEE (19th text)
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24th text because its Taehyung day 💜
25th text because yOONGI GOT ME SHOOK
26th text because AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Happy (very very late) birthday Hobi!
Quick update
28TH TEXT BECAUSE YOONGI GOT ME DEAD
29th text because its been 6 months 🤡
30th text becaise ITS BEEN ANOTHER 6 MONTHS 🤩
life update because its been 1 month more than 6 🤡
another life update because it just keeps throwing spikey lemons at my face

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Guardian angel
No
Guardian angel
Change it back

Eye stupid
I refuse

Guardian angel
WELL I REFUSE YOUR REFUSAL

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I refuse you're refusal of my refusal

Guardian angel
Well I refuse your refusal of my refusal of your refusal

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...
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No thank you

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Also its Jungkooks birthday and the fact that he gets to spend it with his family for the first time since he was 13 makes me want to cry
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GIVE HIM EVERYTHING

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Oof

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Quite the reaction you had there

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*bleh*

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Oh my gosh
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Your brother would be so proud
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Look at all those memes

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Shut up

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No thank you

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...

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Don't do it

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...

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I'm serious

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... No

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I will find and whoop you

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Tank you
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Guardian angel has blocked you
Crazy has unblocked themself

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Are we not already?
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Should I get the fire sticks?

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No???

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Okay
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Back on topic then
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUNGKOOK ILY EVEN THOUGH YOU ALREADY HAVE A GIRLFRIEND THAT LOVES YOU SO MUCH

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Yeet

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Okay but their relationship is wholesome

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Yes I agree

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I almost cried when they announced they were dating
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She was extra though

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You have no right to talk

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True true

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I gotta get gone now

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Okay I still have that job to look for
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Bye

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Bye

HELLO AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR GOLDEN BOIIIIIIIII

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