group: jeongguk is an awkward flirt
sunnyside_up
so was this chat like a one day thing or are we just gonna keep going at it
tuityfruitytae
no we're internet friends now
sunnyside_up
oh snap legit?
that's cool
jeongoggles
wait no i just realized you forgot to change the group name taehyung
tuityfruitytae
forgot?
jeongoggles
okay i'm kinda hurt not gonna lie
tuityfruitytae
it's all in good fun :D
unless it really does hurt your feelings in which case i will change it posthaste
jeongoggles
( ﾟдﾟ) you're so generous
my feelings aren't hurt
but
can we change it anyway?
tuityfruitytae
nope that was the only condition
jeongoggles
darn
handsome_squidward
are u old enough to be swearing
jeongoggles
d*rn
wait i'm 21 yes i'm old enough
yumgyeom
people are still texting here??
i thought it was a one day thing 😯
tuityfruitytae
lmao did everyone think that?
min_zoomgi
yeah
jooniper_tree
same here
but since it's not
can i just say something taehyung
tuityfruitytae
you may
jooniper_tree
your recent post
wtf
jimmies_not_sprinkles
wait i haven't seen it
jeongoggles
uhm me neither when did u post i thought i turned on notifications??
jooniper_tree
guys no worries i'll send it to the group so we can all collectively enjoy it
i was cry laughing alone at my apartment and i don't even know why
handsome_squidward
there's probably a story behind this
tuityfruitytae
there is
i was eating a late dinner
sunnyside_up
and filming it
tuityfruitytae
yes
and my food was good
min_zoomgi
you have something on your chin
tuityfruitytae
thank you for noticing
i got a pasta sauce chin tattoo
jimmies_not_sprinkles
chin tattoo
jeongoggles
i like it it's new
it's bold
original
daring
yumgyeom
which brings us to today's sponsor
jeongoggles
macdonalds
you like quality food?
well you've come to the wrong place
tuityfruitytae
are you guys all secretly meme masters
did i accidentally gather the ultimate meme team without realizing it
jeongoggles
nah it's just one in the morning and i drank too many mountain dews
jimmies_not_sprinkles
one am
what do you mean it's one am
jeongoggles
i mean it's one am
like
in the morning
yumgyeom
but it's dark out how can it be morning
sunnyside_up
you have a point
min_zoomgi
i'm not sure what's going on
yumgyeom
zoomgi it's one am in the morning
but it's dark?
so it can't be morning
min_zoomgi
i can't tell if you guys are being serious
also my name is yoongi
tuityfruitytae
yoongi pls explain this phenomenon
min_zoomgi
i'm a medicine major not a science major
jooniper_tree
wait guys i did really well in science i can probably figure this out
handsome_squidward
oh well of course YOU can i'll bet you aced science too didn't you
nobody worry guys, namjoon's got this
jooniper_tree
i got a b+
handsome_squidward
pfft okay well it's not an a+
go ahead and explain
jooniper_tree
okay so apparently
according to what i know about science
tuityfruitytae
wait wait wait
let me get my handy dandy notebook so i can write this down
min_zoomgi
this isn't a verbal conversation you could just go back and read what he texted again
jeongoggles
what
did you just
sunnyside_up
disrespect
yumgyeom
the great
jeongoggles
tuityfruitytae?
jimmies_not_sprinkles
i was gonna say that....
jeongoggles
oh i'm sorry
go ahead
jimmies_not_sprinkles
tuityfruitytae??
min_zoomgi
i was just trying to save him some time so he didn't have to get his notebook
jeongoggles
nice cover up but i'm skeptical
tuityfruitytae
guys lmao it's cool
dr. yoongi didn't mean any harm
min_zoomgi
please don't call me dr. yoongi
tuityfruitytae
sorry :(
anyway proceed, namjoon
jooniper_tree
right
so according to what i know about science
the sun doesn't immediately go up when morning comes around
sunnyside_up
wtf
you're lying
jooniper_tree
no it's true
handsome_squidward
i hate to say this
but i think he's right
jooniper_tree
aw thanks
handsome_squidward
don't get full of yourself science major
jooniper_tree
i'm not a science major
jimmies_not_sprinkles
well u must be really smart then
tuityfruitytae
everybody give it up for spongebob smartypants
yumgyeom
wait so if the sun doesn't come out when it's morning when does it come out
tuityfruitytae
when it feels most comfortable
min_zoomgi
i saw that joke coming and i still spit out my tea
tuityfruitytae
😬
jimmies_not_sprinkles
why does that emoji look just like you tho lmao
sunnyside_up
omg you're right
yumgyeom
it does
tuityfruitytae
lol that was quick
did u just
have that saved
yumgyeom
i mean yeah
that's not weird right
i'm sure all your insta followers have at least one of your selfies saved
jimmies_not_sprinkles
it's true
i do too
sunnyside_up
confession time fellas if you have a picture of taehyung saved to your camera roll raise your hand
🖐
yumgyeom
🖐
jimmies_not_sprinkles
🖐
jeongoggles
🖐
handsome_squidward
🖐
jooniper_tree
🖐
sunnyside_up
one more
we're waiting yoongi
min_zoomgi
...🖐
tuityfruitytae
haha you guys i'm kinda embarrassed now...
min_zoomgi
does it make you uncomfortable
tuityfruitytae
no i didn't say that!
just embarrassed lol like i said
anyway!
i have to get up early tomorrow so i think i'm gonna attempt to sleep
jeongoggles
is that code for
not
sleeping
tuityfruitytae
are you a detective
jeongoggles
maybe
tuityfruitytae named the group jeon watson is on the case
jeongoggles
i like this better than the last one