no one:
literally no one:
not a single soul:
rosé: tomato is a fruit. soOoOooO ketsup is a smoothie?
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yoongi: i hate everything and everyone.
rosé: everyone?
yoongi: *sighs* everyone but you.
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rosé: bitches be like eating a large amount of food even after eating a large amount of food, iTS ME IM BĮŤÇHES
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jin: I'm hungry.
rosé: well you can eat what my mom and dad made.
jin: and what did they made?
rosé: me.
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jungkook: [sees someone do something stupid]
jungkook: what an idiot.
jungkook: [sees it's rosé]
jungkook: oh that's mY IDIOT.
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namjoon: explain how you crash the car.
jimin: well, we were driving and there was a deer on the road and I yelled "Chaeng, deer!"
namjoon: and what was your response?
chaeyoung: "yes, honey?"
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rosé: when have I ever became clumsy?
hoseok: i have a list.
hoseok: it's even in alphabetical order.
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hoseok: it's really just so frustrating.
rosé: what is it?
hoseok: watching jimin openly flirt with yoongi and yoongi not realizing it.
rosé, wearing a "i love hoseok" shirt: haha yeah.
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jimin: taehyung, you deserve an award for putting up with me.
taehyung: you are my award, jimin.
meanwhile . . .
jungkook: chaeng, you deserve an award for putting up with me.
chaeyoung: yeah you are a real bitch
sometimes.
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rosé: do you think i can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
taehyung: you're a hazard to society.
jungkook: and a coward. try twenty.
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[ house phone ringing ]
rosé: bangtan's residence. cute one speaking.
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yoongi: I'm stone-cold. I don't care. I'm unbreakable. And nothing effects me.
rosé: *smiles
yoongi: oMYGOD I'M SUCH A MESS RIGHT NOW
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jimin: would you take a bullet for me?
rosé: i'd do everything for you.
also rosé: except eat an avocado, those things are damn nasty.
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rosé as the eldest: yoongi, you always have to be nice to people.
jungkook: hey———
rosé: fŪCK OFF
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rosé: i hate going to the kitchen knowing I'm the only snack in the house.
jin, nodding: same
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jungkook: you can have the last piece of pizza.
taehyung: no, it's yours
jungkook: no, please eat it.
taehyung: we can share it ♡
[ meanwhile, at another table ]
jin: [ eyes the last piece ]
rosé: [ doing the same thing ]
jin: its mine!
rosé: i SAW IT FIRST YOU BĮŤÇH.
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interviewer: if you could describe jimin, jungkook and yourself each in one word, what would it be?
rosé: gay, gayer, gAyeSt
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everyone but jungkook: hey, it's already chaeng's birthday tomorrow. what did you brought for her?
jungkook: *realizes that he didn't even buy a gift *
jungkook: well, i got her a bunny
jin: that's cute, what's the name?
jungkook: j——jungkook, he's right here
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yoongi: alright, here is the things wrong with pasta
everyone:
jungkook: hyung that's a blank piece of paper
yoongi: exactly
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waiter: *hands jungkook his check*
your bill, miss.
rosie: *puts down reverse card* here you go :))
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