Trolled |Compete|

By ThoughtfulSushi

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[๐™๐™–๐™ฅ๐™ฉ๐™–๐™ง] ๐™ฌ๐™๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฅ๐™š๐™ง๐™จ: ๐™„ ๐™ข๐™š๐™–๐™ฃ, '๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™–๐™ก๐™ ๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ' ๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฃ'๐™ฉ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ฉ๐™š๐™ง๐™ข ๐™„ ๐™ฌ๐™ค๐™ช๐™ก๐™™ ๐™ช๐™จ... More

|Announcments|
[1]: Looking for Partner
[2]: I Volunteer as Tribute!!!
[3]: Trolling teh Forums
[4]: The Troll King's Pet
[5]: Oddly Specific but Sadly Desperate
[6]: Lesbian Cat Queen
[7]: You're Not Trying Hard Enough
[8]: Missing Kitty!
[9]: You Barbarian!
[10]: We're a Spicy Sorta Thing now ;)
[11]: Naughty Kitty Cat
[12]: A Call to Arms
[13]: PSA Regarding Raptar
[14]: My Queen โ™š
[15]: We're NOT in a Relationship
[16]: So...I Give off the Old Man Vibe eh?
[17]: Little Raptar Likes You
[18]: How to Deal with a Sexy Stalker
[19]: I Drink and I Know Things ;)
[20]: Is That How You Normally Come on to Guys?
[22]: Aren't We Persistent?
[23]: theLegendaryBroda
[24]: Did I get it?
[25]: Call Me!!!
[26]: Is That Regret I Sense?
[27]: So...How's the Weather?
[28]: What a Conundrum We Have Here...
[29]: Step Away from the Regret
[30]: Wanna Hear a Secret?
[31]: I love Me Some Drama
[32]: Well That Escalated Quickly
[33]: If it Talks Like a Serial Killer...
[34]: Call me Roari, Crusher of Dreams
[35]: How to Drop a Truth Bomb
[36]: Broadcast from Sydney
[37]: The Truth About Trolls
[38]: I'm Sorry...
[39]: Just a Smidge Pathetic
[40]: Crazy like the Queen of Hearts
[41]: If Wishes Were Fishes
[42]: Wherefore Art Thou King Raptar
[43]: Sorry not Sorry
[44]: Permanently AFK
[45]: I Need to See You
[46]: Speachless
[47]: International Booty Call
[48]: Jealous With a Side of Overprotectiveness
[49]: 3 Points to Gryffindor
[50]: Such a Proud Daddy
[51]: What if I Just Don't Like You?
[52]: Don' Murder Me
[53]: I Did NOT See That Coming
[54]: Second Thoughts
[55]: Step Away from the Aphrodisiacs
[56]: The Final Countdown
[57]: I See You
Book Two?!

[21]: A Proposition from the King

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By ThoughtfulSushi

[July 12]

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[Raptar] whispers: Prepare yourself kitty, I'm about to proposition you.

To [Raptar]: I think you've mistaken me for someone else...again.

[Raptar] whispers: Ooh I love it when you're evasive ;)

To [Raptar]: Must be some kind of fetish all trolls have.

[Raptar] whispers: Well now that you mention it...

[Raptar] whispers: Wait. Stop.

[Raptar] whispers: NO

[Raptar] whispers: Such a naughty kitty. Your power of distraction must only be used against our enemies.

[Raptar] whispers: As I was saying, I have a proposition for you.

To [Raptar]: Like I've told you multiple times before, I'm not that kind of dude.

[Raptar] whispers: ....

[Raptar] whispers: Kitten....what did I tell you about catfishing...

To [Raptar]: To not to?

[Raptar] whispers: Mhmm

[Raptar] whispers: Besides, I know you're a girl.

To [Raptar]: Ah yes, a G.I.R.L. ;)

[Raptar] whispers: FOCUS KITTY!!!

To [Raptar]: Just spit it out so I can go on with my night.

[Raptar] whispers: I want to be your partner.

To [Raptar]: Haha, that's funny. You actually made me LOL

[Raptar] whispers: I know you've seen what Dario's packin ;)

To [Raptar]: No

[Raptar] whispers: Now you're just saying that out of principal.

To [Raptar]: I'm saying no for a variety of reasons. The first being you talk too much.

[Raptar] whispers: Question. Do sounds count?

To [Raptar]: Yes...

To [Raptar]: Second, you are clearly unstable.

[Raptar] whispers: Kitten, you know that's only because of you ;)

To [Raptar]: AND there you have it, reason number three.

[Raptar] whispers:?

To [Raptar]: YOU'RE A PERVERT.

[Raptar] whispers: You strike me as the type that craves less vanilla in your life ;)

To [Raptar]: The only thing I'm 'craving' right now is alone time. 

[Raptar] whispers: I'm beginning to think you're pulling away from me...

To [Raptar]: Can't pull away from something you were never close to.

To [Raptar]: Goodnight Raptar.

[Raptar] whispers: ...I'll convince you, you know I will ;)

To [Raptar]: GOODNIGHT

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Okay, readers!

Should she let him at least try?!

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