BNHA Groupchat

By sapphic_wiccan

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Im a dumb ass bitch Its dumbass bitch hours Im not sorry (PS I WROTE THIS A BIT AGO AND ITS FUCKING CRINGY AS... More

We have made a grave mistake...
I regret
Oh no (Feat. Jealous Gay 1-A bois)
The Wedding
UwU Machine (ft izuku being fucking done)
Shit (ft sad af mido)
Please sleep Midoriya ( ft Trainwreck izu)
Memes (ft confused Iida being on the brink of a meltdown
Everyone shares feelings (ft everyone is insecure)
The night of the party (ft. Everyone's a mess)
just plain ol' C R A C C UwU (ft. everyones on crack UwU)
Minecraftโ„ข (Ft. rage)
Just plain odd (ft. me probably being high)
Truth or Die (Ft. these disaster children)
Kaminaris Birthday (ft. my pika baby getting love)
UwU U So Warm (ft. I dont know anymore)
Hellโ„ข (ft. hell.)
Dankkk (ft. me having not slept for days so this is what i give you-)
WhOleSome (ft....um....wholesome? sorta? kinda dirty? Whatever-)
ArEa 15 StOrm iN (ft. Izukus birthday-)
Fearโ„ข (ft. Izuku being a civilized human)
nO HoMo/heTErOโ„ข (ft. idk anymore, this whole book is a mess-)
I ApOloGiZe mY GoD FoR i haVe SinNed (Ft. me being sleep deprived)
KoDa sWoRE??? ๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ฑ (NoT CliCkbAiT)
wEeD ((ft. Im so sleep deprived omfg help me-))
It all started when I invaded Russia- ((ft. Crackhead hours for the beans))
ViLlAiNs aNd hErOs TaLky TaLky (Ft. Mama Momo and Mamagiri become mom buddies)
Stolen McDonaldsโ„ข (Ft. Just some noice ass random convos between our kids)
Todoroki, no- (ft. more talky time for the pokeball and more emo time)
ShOpPiNg AnD mEmeInG (Ft. me writing these beans because I was told to)
Izuwuku is missing and uraraka goes ape shit (ft bakuhoe x Blackmail)
Being a functional human? Who's she? (ft. some emotional izuku for your health)
NeKo nEkO NiI bItCh (FT. Bakuhoe saying his nuts are plus ultra powerful-)
kIdNapPiNg iN ThE nAmE oF VsCo ((Ft. some extra dummy thicc Danny DeVito))
cOnvErTiNg PeOpLe fOr EBoYiSm (FT. angry tsu = scary tsu + Sorta important note
our kids answer weird, kinky questions (this is a 2 time thing dont @ me uwu)
ThE aNtS ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿœ aNd cAnNiBaLiSm ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™ (FT. this whole chapter is 1 big fever dream
sTaNk gAnG ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ญ (FT. Tea is spilt and now I stink like fucking tea :/ ))
tHe RaNcH (ft. joe mama ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜โค๐Ÿ˜)
sOfT hOuRS ((Ft. my babys being idiots but sOfT idiots ๐Ÿ’ž))
vIbe ChEcK ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ณ(ft tongue drama and tears โœŠ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ‘Š)
mIcRoDiCk BitCh (pls dear god end my life)
Heelys to escape thous feelys (Idrk m8)
Yes
Shiver me timbers ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ˜ (ft Aoyamas fairy comments and him being a mean twink)
horny kids and tired teachers (ft. they all so horny pls remove their rights-)
J A I L literally (ft. they found fanart fuck)
oOoOh GoOn (ft gays fighting and sugardaddy hisoka)

iM rUnnInG oN sPitE AnD fUrY ((FT. these fuckers being random and tired smh))

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By sapphic_wiccan

Chat Name Guide

Midoriya: baby
Uraraka: Kirby
Iida: GottaGoFast
Tsuyu: datboi
Todoroki: Canada
Bakugo: AngryPupper
Kirishima: BabyShark
Kaminari: Zappydaddy
Sero: Bondage
Mina: Area51AlienHoe
Jiro: BisexualiTEA
Momo: GOD
Tokoyami: WelcomeToTheGreatDepressy
Shouiji: HentaiDaddy
Ojiro: KarateMonkey
Hagakure: InvisiBitch
Aoyama: TittyCroissant
Koda: SweetCheeks
Sato: FeedMeSenpai
Shinso: PleaseSleep
Yui: KudereHoe
Kendo: SisterFister
Monoma: Kazookid
Teruteru: DaddyShark
Ibara: MissJesusChrist
Mei: RoboThot

Temporary chat name guide

Mineta: SourGrape
All Might: Twunk
Aizawa: Daddy
Present Mic: COCKatoo
Midnight: Sadist
Nezu: Furry2.0
Shigaraki: Handjob
Toga: StabbyCutie
Dabi: burntnugget
Twice: whoareyouimyou
Magne: Fuckgender
Kurogiri: Mamagiri

BisexualiTEA: For fucks sakes, if one more person calls me a goddamn edge lord, you wont have working ears anymore.

GOD: Oh goodness-

InvisiBitch: Edgelord motherfucker smh

BisexualiTEA: Ill kill you. Ill do it.

Zappydaddy: ah fuck i cant believe youve done dis

BisexualiTEA: Cm'ere dunce face. Ill kill you too.

Kirby: Who pushed jiro past her limit? Now she'll be satan all nighttt

baby: It wasnt me, I pinkie promise-

BisexualiTEA: Whatever.

KarateMonkey: Do you...want a hug?

BisexualiTEA: No

BisexualiTEA: maybe

BisexualiTEA: yes

BisexualiTEA: fuck you

KarateMonkey: Alright then :')

baby: I wANT A HUG YOU PRECIOUS TAIL BABY SMH

StabbyCutie: I want ur toes but tomato tamato :p

baby: yall i got a bf now smh

Kirby: No you dont hoe quit lying

baby: bITCH I DO

baby: Love you-

Kirby: love ya too hubby

baby: anyways yee yee.

Canada: ..Who is he?

Area51AlienHoe: im lowkey jealous and i dont know who of. U or ur bf smh

baby: His name is jeff, from MurIcA, and hes 47. He has a belly button kink and ig i have a gucci ass belly button

GottaGoFast: Why must you date a 40 year old men?

DaddyShark: Yeah bro. You highkey have an entire harem lmao

baby: I have no respect for myself lol

baby: plus he gives me stuff

Mamagiri: I know I'm supposed to hate you all, besides Momo, but I feel genuine, motherly concern for that child.

Handjob: the fuck is wrong with him?

SisterFister: A lot. Hes a bean but such a mess...

baby: wE R HAVING SOFT TACOS LATER

Area51AlienHoe: bitch boi lmao

baby: *vigorous sad boi thigh claps*

SisterFister: Such a mess..

Zappydaddy: soooo the wife took custody of the kids

BabyShark: oof f in chat

Zappydaddy: bUTTTTT

TittyCroissant: Butt-

Zappydaddy: I still got 7 likes on my tiktok so i call that a victory royale

Area51AlienHoe: deadass

baby: doink

SourGrape: Someone blew out the candle to our danny devito shrine!

baby: wHO WOULD  D A R E

AngryPupper: Danny DeVito sucks ass. He's just a fucking extra.

baby: >:0

Kirby: Oh my DeVito why would u say that with Izu in the chat-

Area51AlienHoe: Bakubro....no...

baby: keep saying them shitty lies and ill make yalls villain dekus a reality smh >:(

Bondage: JuSt MonIkA

InvisiBitch: shut the FUCK up sero. Sayori is fucking best girl ill kill you

Bondage: :0

Bondage: Natuski is best girl

InvisiBitch: Time to die flex tape fucker

StabbyCutie: I could hide the body if anyone needs me to. I want his hair for a voodoo doll

Bondage: how wonderful

baby: ur all wrong. Monika is bestest girl. I want someone who would kill all their friends for me

Kirby: Im sorry yall but I gotta kill you now

datboi: Please do. I welcome death with my huge ass hands

Zappydaddy: quick question lol

Zappydaddy: do yall h8 me??

baby: Nah

Zappydaddy: oh gucci fam lol 🤡🤠👅🔥😉

AngryPupper: Hes lying, we all fucking despise you.

Zappydaddy: meanie-

Area51AlienHoe: guys i deadass just made out with the mirror lmao

DaddyShark: why-

Area51AlienHoe: Im just really dummy thicc and I got distracted

InvisiBitch: anyone wanna lowkey netflix & chill

WelcomeToTheGreatDepressy: Imax & climax

HentaiDaddy: Hulu & hump

PleaseSleep: Blockbuster and Nutbuster

Canada: Amazon and anal.

baby: Stream and cream

Fuckgender: Whats happening-

Kirby: art tbh

Zappydaddy: yall i just fought a raccon bc it 8 my pb&j and lost

StabbyCutie: ik i watched. It was funny as fucc

StabbyCutie has sent LookAtThisFuckerSob.jpeg

StabbyCutie has sent HeLostToAFuckingRacoon.jpeg

StabbyCutie has sent HesSoSad.jpeg

Zappydaddy: I knew i heard someone laughing while the racoon beat me up 😢

Canada: I was also laughing. Especially when the racoon tried to hump your face.

Canada: That part brought me unexplainable joy.

AngryPupper: I was wheezing the entire time.

baby: le gasp kacchan can feel happiness?

AngryPupper: I. Will. Kill. You.

baby: Please do. Im so desperate for death-

Canada: Please dont

PleaseSleep: oh god mood

baby: why isnt anyone really repsondingggg

Handjob: its 2am dumbass

baby: wHY ARE YOU AWAKE THEN HUH? PLOTTING THE MURDER OF ALL MIGHT HUH? IS THAT IT HUH?

Handjob: No.

baby: yet ur awake and have no friends to talk to.

baby: pretty sus my guy

baby:

baby: I need coffee. Shinsou bring me coffee from ur dorm please

baby: imma cry please

PleaseSleep: damn alright? Imma sleep in yalls dorm then. Im not walking all the way fucking back smh

Kirby: its a two minite walk with the security of pro heros but ight gay bean

PleaseSleep: shut it

Kirby: suck my dildo fucker

Canada: Okay, but why

Kirby: I dont have a dicc so I couldn't say that!

Zappydaddy: lmao i want a dildo smh

Zappydaddy: waot fuvk i didnt mean to say thst

Zappydaddy: im raally tored lol

AngryPupper: Your all a disgrace to humanity

baby: *You're smh

AngryPupper: Suck my goddamn dick, deku

baby: After coffee

baby: wheres the damned coffee

PleaseSleep: open ur window dumbass

baby: yay! Wanna play minecraft those who r awake

StabbyCutie: I wanna playyy

AngryPupper: Why would I want to fucking play Minecraft with you. I hate you.

baby: damn so salty. U dont gotta

AngryPupper: Fuck you, i will

baby: oh okii

baby: I'll invite yall to my server. Pls dont grief it i worked hard uwu

AngryPupper: No promises

Canada: I still dont know how to play

Kirby: Ill play-

PleaseSleep: ill play on Kaminaris switch bc fuck him

Zappydaddy: Sure bro. I mean if u wanna im down

Bondage: Shut up

Zappydaddy: dont be hating #blessed smh

AngryPupper: HALF AND HALF, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?

Canada: I dont know

PleaseSleep: elaborate.

Canada: Im playing craftmine and im lost

baby: 1) Minecraft. Not fucking craftmine. 2) what's around u???

Canada: ITS DARK MIDORIYA WHERE AM I

Kirby: stop crying so loud. Youll wake up iida bear or my lily pad smh

RoboThot: OH SEND ME A PIC OF IIDA

RoboThot: ILL ADD IT TO MY COLLECTION

StabbyCutie: FUCKING BAKUGOU YOU KILLED ME

StabbyCutie: IZUWUKU YOUR BF KILLED ME

StabbyCutie: BREAK UP WITH HIM AND MARRY ME BUT THATS NOT MY MAIN GOAL RIGHT NOW KICK HIM FROM THE SERVER

Kirby: FUCKING BAKUHOE QUIT GREIFING

baby: Kacchan no >:(

AngryPupper: Im only stopping because I fucking want to.

Area51AlienHoe sent doubt.gif

InvisiBitch: yea that sounds pretty gay my guy-

Zappydaddy: its not gay if its a threeway-

AngryPupper: You're gay

InvisiBitch: I have a bf dumbass. Ur just jelly

AngryPupper: Fuck off you wet sock

InvisiBitch: >:0 NO U YOU EASY FUCKING BAKE OVEN

Kazookid:

Zappydaddy: y u sending a pic of fast food smh

Bondage: bRo nO

Canada: I STILL DONT KNOW WHERE I AM

Canada: Oh wait

Canada: I was in a hole.

Kirby: oh fuck me with a toothbrush

BabyShark: dicks out to god smh

datboi: Not to be random but its been four weeks since I ate a vegetable

Kirby: Why

baby: -My mom when she sees me summoning satan #Relatable 🤡😭👿🔥

((Oof sorry i haven't updated. School is kicking my ass already smh))

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