10:00 p.m.
United States of America has added Россия, United Kingdom and 10 others to "Group Chat!"
United States of America: wassup fuckers
United Kingdom: Watch your language.
Россия: U know I'm gay for u and shit but почему?
Canada: yes brother dearest why would you do this?
United States of America: i just thought about how great it would be to annoy all of u at the same time
Україна: You could have said anything, yet you chose the worst option possible.
United States of America: no ive chosen the truth
United States of America: who do u think i am? a liar?
United States of America: i never lie. im a truther. truth only!
Suomi: First of all: Mikä helvetti tämä on? Second: R u serious, Ame?
Canada: you must suffer with us, mate.
Россия: What kind of question is this? U know he's serious.
Canada: Ame remember Hamburger and Maple Syrup.
United States of America:
United States of America: ...
United States of America: so i may have lied
United Kingdom: What has America lying to do with them?
Canada: uhhhmm...
United States of America: NOTHING!
United Kingdom: While I don't necesserally believe you right now, I will let this slide. One day you'll tell me. Or I'll find out. Whatever comes first I suppose.
Suomi: Whom tf are Hamburgers and Maple Syrup? Aren't they food or smth?
Canada: "or smth?" are you seriously not sure or are you just playing with me???
Україна: Wondering about that too.
France: Hé bien oui, but that are also the names of our chats.
Україна: У вас є коти?! Can I see them sometime? Also, hello Франція!
Canada: hey, mom!
United Kingdom: Hello, love.
France: Bonjour mes amis! Bonjour mon amour!
United States of America: Ok but no realtalk real quick, homies
United States of America: How come we didnt have a groupchat yet? it was long overdue!
France: I do have to agree with you on that.
Россия: Better question yet: was this really necessary?
Suomi: Didn't UN tell us NOT to make a groupchat because the one we in the EU had went through the roof and only brought problems?
United Kingdom: I believe so, yes. To be honest, I only remember The Aftermath.
Україна: Why is the aftermath capitalised?
France: Believe us, it deserves to be, mon ami.
Україна: That horrible?!
United States of America: good. now that that questions outta the way
United States of America: where are all the other lozers?
Suomi: You're still using "lozers"?
Suomi: You really are a lost cause. Why are you and Ger dating him again, Russia?
Україна: Belarus is ghosting. She's next to me.
Беларусь: Betrayed by my own sibling.
Україна: Oh yes! They/Them for now please! Thanks for indirectly reminding me.
Беларусь: Anytime~
United Kingdom: Of Course, mate.
United States of America: thats good to know and all but like
United States of America: where tf is everyone?
Suomi: Viro is out with his brothers. Idk 'bout the rest.
Россия: Im betting money Германия is working right now. Польша is probably trying and failing to get her to sleep. Япония is watching animes like usual.
Canada: how much we bettin'?
Россия: We dont even use the same currency. It would be useless to us.
United States of America: babe when u come over it aint useless
Россия: Who said im comming over?
United States of America: WOW
United States of America: YEA JUST GO AND HURT MY FEELINGS LIKE THAT
United States of America: ILL JUST BE GONE CRYING ON GERMS LAP IF YOU NEED ME
Suomi: Drama queen. Don't dirty the group chat with ur ugly sobs.
Россия: You wanna fucking go сука?!
United Kingdom: Language!
France: Watch your language, s'il vous plaît.
Suomi: Nah, not today bro. Viro is comin' later. Haluan näyttää hyvältä, enkä hakatulta.
Беларусь: Uhhhhhh! Are you having a date?~
Suomi: Nah, we're just gonna watch some movies he wanted to watch but didn't have the chance to when they came out. Maybe we'll cuddle after that. Maybe even while doing that.
Беларусь: Ahh~ That sounds adorable! I wish I had someone I could do this with other than friends and siblings.
Suomi: I'm sure you'll find someone Belarus. You have a lovely personality.
Беларусь: Well thank you~
4:00 a.m.
"Group Chat!"
Suomi: Why dont we have a better name for this chat? What kind of fuckery is this?
United Kingdom: Watch your language.
United States of America: i couldnt think of anything!
United States of America: i was tired, okay?!
Россия has changed the chat name from "Group Chat!" to "Hell"
Suomi: It's perfect.
United States of America: NO!
United States of America has changed the chat name from "Hell" to "Heaven on Earth"
United States of America: there
United States of America: my beautiful child
Россия: I will not raise this child with you.
United States of America: *gasp* it can still hear you! besides i still have Germs to raise it with. shell be a good mom
Россия: I don't think shell raise it with you either. The best youll get is a batch of money each month to spend on it.
United States of America: *gasp* i cant believe this slander. my own husband!
Россия: were not married.
Suomi: Did u just type out gasp?
Canada: yes he did. you'll have to get used to that.
Россия has changed the chat name from "Heaven on Earth" to "The room of Satan himself"
Canada: omg.
United Kingdom: Why are you associating this chat with the devil himself?
Suomi: This is even better then your last one.
Россия: Glad to please you.
Россия: Not.
United States of America has changed the chat name from "The room of Satan himself" to "I will bomb you bitch"
United Kingdom: You will not bomb anyone, young man! Also language!
United States of America: oh sorry what was that?
United States of America: i couldnt hear you over the SOUND OF MY INDEPENDENCE
Canada: holy cow.
United Kingdom: The disrespect! You talk like this to your own FATHER?
Россия has changed the chat name from "I will bomb you bitch" to "Try me, сука"
United Kingdom: Language!
Suomi: This is getting better each time it gets changed.
Canada: thats jokes! i cant breathe im laughing so hard!
United Kingdom: Don't suffocate, son.
United States of America: youre so childish!
Россия: Youre the one who changed it from the name i gave it in the first place.
Россия: You could have just let it be "Hell" but you didn't like that.
Россия: So you changed it.
Россия: If anyone here is childish it's you.
Suomi: He's not wrong.
United States of America:
United States of America: fucking
United States of America: UGH FUCK YOU
United Kingdom: Watch your language!
Canada: hes angry now.
Canada: he locked himself in his room.
Canada: i can hear his "fuck me why am i gay for him" playlist playing.
United Kingdom: Watch your language.
Suomi: His what now?
Canada: his "fuck me why am i gay for him" playlist.
United Kingdom: I said watch your language!
Canada: he made that one after their first kerfuffle.
Россия: что за хрень?
Suomi: "That one" implies there are more?
Canada: in time you will learn, mate.
Україна has changed the chat name from "Try me, сука" to "A mistake"
Україна: One: You are both at fault and you are both childish.
Україна: Two: Go apologize like adults.
Україна: Three: Let's keep it like this until something better comes around.
Canada: what would we do without you to keep order while Ger and mom are MIA?
Україна: Start a war, probably.
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VOCABULARY USED:
Россия (RUS) - Russia
почему (RUS) - Why
Германия (RUS) - Germany
Польша (RUS) - Poland
Япония (RUS) - Japan
сука (RUS) - Bitch
что за хрень (RUS) - What the fuck
Україна (UKR) - Ukraine
У вас є коти (UKR) - You have cats
Франція (UKR) - France
Suomi (FIN) - Finland
mikä helvetti tämä on (FIN) - What the hell is this
Viro (FIN) - Estonia
Haluan näyttää hyvältä, enkä hakatulta (FIN) - I want to look good not beaten up
Hé bien oui (FRA) - Well yes
chats (FRA) - Cats
Bonjour mes amis (FRA) - Hello my friends
Bonjour mon amour (FRA) - Hello my love
s'il vous plaît (FRA) - Please
Беларусь (BLR) - Belarus