holy namtiddies💜
members:
expensivejoon, kimsuccjin, agustdicc, hoesucc, jibooty, juancock, ✨c.soonyi, you
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agustdicc:
aight who the fuck ate my lamb skewers
you:
not me chief
jibooty:
i haven't been home all day so
expensivejoon:
same
hoesucc:
wasn't me
hoesucc:
i was busy doing an experiment
jibooty:
an experiment?? didn't you fail
science??
hoesucc:
nah that was johnclock
juancock:
bet
juancock:
honestly fuck school man
juancock:
i don't need good grades when i have abs like tf
✨c.soonyi:
aight calm down edgelord
hoesucc:
....
hoesucc:
anyways
hoesucc:
did u guys know that it takes 1649 licks to finish a lollipop
jibooty;
that was ur experiment??
hoesucc:
it's an important scientific discovery ok
✨c.soonyi:
wait
✨c.soonyi:
1649???
hoesucc:
yup
✨c.soonyi:
nah man
✨c.soonyi:
sorry but that's wrong 😳
hoesucc:
...
hoesucc:
fuck u mean it's wrong
hoesucc:
i sat there
hoesucc:
for HOURS
hoesucc:
y'all hear me??
hoesucc:
H
hoesucc:
O
kimsuccjin:
E
hoesucc:
U
hoesucc:
R
hoesucc:
S
hoesucc:
goddamnit jin
kimsuccjin:
i did what had to be done
hoesucc:
i'm sick of y'all
hoesucc:
anyway @ soonyi how dare u say i'm wrong
hoesucc:
it's 1649
hoesucc:
periodt
✨c.soonyi:
hmmm
✨c.soonyi:
i mean it was 1937 licks when i did it 😳
✨c.soonyi:
so basically
✨c.soonyi:
i'm right u wrong
✨c.soonyi:
bitch
you:
u wrong
you:
me right
you:
jal bwa
expensivejoon:
oh my gOD taehyung ur not getting a part on cypher 5 so sTOP PLEASE
you:
...
you:
ddaeng
expensivejoon:
blocked
you:
meanie
agustdicc:
ok this is sweet and all but
agustdicc:
who
agustdicc:
the fuck
agustdicc:
ate
agustdicc:
my motherfucking
agustdicc:
lamb
agustdicc:
skewers
kimsuccjin:
it wasn't me
you:
jhungcock????
juancock:
...
juancock:
oh y'all hear that??
juancock:
sounds like it's time for me to go fold the dishes ok bye
agustdicc:
..
agustdicc:
i'm not afraid to murder a child.
agustdicc:
i will murder a child.
agustdicc:
i am going to murder a child.
kimsuccjin:
just to be clear jungfuck is the child right??
agustdicc:
either jinglecock or his future children
agustdicc:
depends
✨c.soonyi:
ah but yoongi think of all the things he's done for you before you kill him!!
agustdicc:
..
agustdicc:
he has done literally nothing for me
✨c.soonyi:
..yeah same u know what it's justified murder
✨c.soonyi:
can u throw in an extra hit for me
agustdicc:
yeah of course
agustdicc:
ay anyone seen my slipper??
agustdicc:
it's ass beatin time
you:
it's ass eatin time
✨c.soonyi:
...
✨c.soonyi:
i don't wanna be in this gc anymore
kimsuccjin:
same
expensivejoon:
i feel my iq lowering every time y'all send a message
you:
hey it's not that bad :(
✨c.soonyi:
it's really bad
you:
...
you:
ok yeah tbf it is really really bad
you:
but
you:
it gives us more excuses to be mean to jongcluck so that's a plus
juancock:
u guys bully me :(
kimsuccjin:
juancock:
i hate u guys
jibooty:
ay yoongi is walking around with his slipper again
juancock:
aw mannn
juancock:
o shit i hear him ok gotta blast
juancock:
yo jimIN YOU LEFT OUT THE PART ABOUT HIM HAVING A FUCKING KNIFE
jibooty:
o yeah that was kinda important huh
juancock:
omg omgomgomfofm
you:
oh my fuckin god he fuckin dead
juancock:
i'm hiding imgomgomgomOH MY GOD
juancock:
yOONGI IM SORRY
juancock:
I'LL HOLD UR HAND IM SORRY I LOVE U
agustdicc:
..apology accepted
agustdicc:
but don't touch my lamb skewers again bitch
agustdicc:
.
agustdicc:
..
agustdicc:
...
agustdicc:
...ahem
juancock:
what?
agustdicc:
uhhh so like are u gonna hold my hand now or later or what??