Crackheads🤕🤙🏼
(Username):
yoooo someone come pick me up I'm drunk
Katsu:
you fucking idiot
send me your location
(Username):
oh shit I love that song
Pikabitch:
omg me too
twinsies🥰
Wifey:
Y/N😭😭
Sero:
oh bitch you're DRUNK drunk
The Rock:
y/n I told you not to go to that party with Jirou
(Username):
oh shit mom is that you
wrong number
Pikabitch:
Y/n I'm coming to get you baby
Katsu:
fuck off im going to get her
Wifey:
nooo let us come
I wanna record y/n being a dumbass drunk
The Rock:
yes we should be there to help you bring y/n home safely
Katsu:
are you all doubting my fucking ability to drive
Pikabitch:
you crashed into the street lamp last week ...
Katsu:
BECAUSE OF YOU SHITHEAD
Pikabitch:
not my fault you don't like fancy by twice
the clownery🤥
Katsu:
YOURE ON THIN FUCKING ICE BUDDY
Sero:
alright let's go rescue y/n's drunk ass and make her buy us food tomorrow
Wifey:
and steal a credit card or two
The Rock:
omg you guys that's not cool
don't be like todoroki
Katsu:
you shitheads better hurry up before I leave you
Wifey:
I CALL SHOTGUN
Pikabitch:
NO BITCH SIT IN THE BACK I CALL SHOTGUN
(Username):
GUN????!:&
DONT FUCK WITH ME I HAVE A NERF GUN
Sero:
y/n ....are you okay
(Username):
no I'm feelin like
feel like I just ate 10 of Mina's pot brownies
Katsu:
DONT MOVE YOUR ASS ANYWHERE
IM COMING JEEZ
YOURE SUCH A NUISANCE
(Username):
noodle ? Thatsnot nice Katsu I'm not a noodle
Wifey:
y/n loses the half a brain cell we share when she's drunk
Pikabitch:
we been knew y/n is stupid
Wifey:
shut up bitch you only got 1/4 of a brain cell and maybe half on a good day
Pikabitch:
DAMN DONT COME FOR ME LIKE THAT
Katsu:
IM LEAVING YOUR SLOW ASSES NOW
Sero:
KAMINARI GET YOUR ASS OFF THE HOOD OF THE CAR WE'RE GONNA GET PULLED OVER
Pikabitch:
I'm a bad bitch aha love living life on the edge
(Username):
HEY THATS MY LINE
Wifey:
SHUT UP BEFORE BAKUGO TURNS YOU INTO ROADKILL
- a few moments later... -
(Username):
gusyh there's a car wifh a lotof scremaing that has pikachu on the top shoulf I run or fight
Sero:
NONONO Y/N PUT DOWN THE ROCK ITS US
Wifey:
bruh kirishima is praying in the backseat😭
The Rock:
WE ALMOST DIED
WE ARE NEVER LETTING Y/N GET DRUNK OR LETTING BAKUGO DRIVE ANYMORE
Katsu:
FUCK YOU BITCH IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY DRIVING YOU CAN WALK YOUR ASS HOME
Pikabitch:
mom come get me😰
Sero:
wrong number dumbass
(Username):
I'm coming sweaty
Wifey:
don't understand how y/n can still text when she's on the verge of passing out and clinging onto her half a brain cell
Sero:
we STAN😩✊🏼
Katsu:
I need a fucking drink
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UMMMMM 4K READS ?? ARE MY EYES DECEIVING ME ?
Again, thank you for reading if you have. I'm kinda awkward so sorry if I don't reply to all your comments, it's jus that idk what to say aksksjskjsd anygay hope you enjoyed 😔🤙🏼