Jay-hey hey hey hey hey...
Brian-what?!?
Jay-*throws an egg at Brian* hahahaha...!!!
Brian-so you wanna play that game huh.*throws an egg at Jay*
Soon the two were in the middle of a war, Jay accidentally hits a window, while Brian hits the crafting table. They kept going and going, until it hit me in the face.
Steve-what the heck are you doing?!?
Jay-ugh, nothing.
Brian-it's not like we were in a prank war or anything, hehehehe.
Steve-you were in a what!?!
Jay-nice going there Brian.
Brian-what did I just say?
Sam-A PRANK WAR! I wanna join!
Steve-gah! She's starting to creep ME out.
Jay-you'll get used to it.
Eve-I wanna join too.
Anna-can I join too? (She said with those puppy eyes again)
Jay-fine.
Anna-*frowns*
Eve-why the long face?
Anna-he didn't say I'm cute like the last time.
Eve gets an idea what she was talking about, soon Eve put on an grin on her face)
Anna-I didn't mean it like that!(she said blushing)
???-count me in too.
I turn around and I had a shock, then I said...
Steve-Darth Vader?
Darth Vader-prepare to be pranked!
He said while raising his light saber and prepared for the blow but then a voice came from behind us forcing Darth Vader to stop.
Producer-Darth Vader, what are you doing here? You were supposed to be in studio 1 for about five minutes ago!
Darth Vader-I thought I was supposed to be in studio 5.
Producer-no you weren't besides, this isn't studio 5, it's a Wattpad story.
Darth Vader-oh... Awkward.
Soon the two left.
Jay-that was odd, who's next? Chewbecca?
Chewbecca sticks his head out.
Jay-go home Chewy.
Chewbecca walked out the door.
Brian-Darth Vader, Chewey, who's next?
Jay-please be Jennifer Lopez.
Jay kept on waiting for Jennifer Lopez who sadly, would never come.
Jay-*frowns* unfair.
Sam-when does this thing start anyway?
Jay-when Steve finally tags along.
Steve-no thanks, I'd rather stay in here and read this book.
Brian-that's a cook book.
Steve-don't judge me.
Jay-ok so... This war starts on... 12:00.
Brian-but it is 12:00 o'clock.
Jay-exactly. (Throws an egg at Brian, that misses him by an inch)
We all put our attention to Brian, but when we looked back to Jay... He was nowhere to be seen.
Sam-WHERE DID HE GO?!?
Eve-of course he's not here, dummy.
Sam-well thank you for the info captain obvious. Great, now what am I supposed to do with this. (She said while pulling out some pumpkin pie)
Steve-you could... Give that to me!
Sam-no. I'll just wait for Jay in that closet.
When she entered the closet, she exited very quickly, but when she came out she was covered with egg shells, yolk, and of course egg whites.
Sam-it's on now!
???-*chuckles* you will never defeat me.
Sam-where are you?!?
???-that's for me to know, and you to find out.
Brian-that's it... I quit.
When Brian enters his room, we heard screams, when we got to the door it was locked, and then we heard some more noises, and more after that, he finally exited his room 2 minutes later, he was covered with feathers and had a red rubber glove on his head. He looked exactly like a rooster.
???-I know what we're having tonight.*laughs*
We instantly found out that the voice came outside the house, so we immediately went outside but we saw no one.
Brian-Jay when I get my hands on you, I swear that I will...
???-I'm not Jay.
Brian-yeah you are...
A minute later pies came flying out of nowhere and missing us by just a millimeter. For 30 seconds, we made it through the pie throwing frenzy.
Steve-let's go before he reloads all the catapults with pies again.
Brian-oh please, he's just one guy... How could he reload that fast.(he said while pies came flying out again) oh man.
Sam-get back inside
Anna-RETREAT!!!
We all made it inside exactly when the firefight ended. We made it in without a scratch, not counting Brian and Sam though. We hid inside for about 10 minutes, until we ran out of eggs, so I had to buy some eggs at the market.
Steve-I'm going to buy some eggs alright.
Eve-but he's still out there... What if you get pelted with eggs, or pies, or both.
Steve-oh please, I'm not in this thing, so I'll be fine.
Eve-ok but don't say I didn't warn you.
When I went outside very calm, out of nowhere, I was continuously pelted with eggs and pies, it came from a tree and didn't stop, when it did I made my way through the mess and made it inside.
Eve-see, I warned you.
Steve-yeah, I know. Why me? I'm not in this thing, I totally told you that earlier, I said that I would prefer reading the novel.
Brian-ok, 1). Jay never listens. 2). Jay has the intelligence of a first grader. And 3) that wasn't a novel, it was a stinking cook book!
Anna-Jay probably has the brains of a first grader, because he dropped out on the first grade. I know that because we went on the same school, until he dropped out.
Sam-do you have a yearbook that you could give me?
Anna-I was in first grade, why would the school give out yearbooks to first graders?
Eve-good point.
Suddenly eggs came flying out in nowhere, and I think a chicken came out too, it hit everyone except Sam, she was prepared and had 2 oak logs, she placed it in front of her so it would block the eggs, and it was actually effective.
Sam-yeah! I rule and you all drool. I'm the best!
Jay-gotcha.(he said whispering into her ear)
At that moment, Jay had a pie out and threw it at her face and it pretty much blew up because there was icing everywhere, the impact was so hard that it sent Sam backwards causing her to trip over.
Jay-*laughs hysterically* I got Sam so good.*laughs again* that you should have seen her face.*chuckle* woah, what happened to you guys?(he said while looking at everyone else)
Brian-you pranked us to much that we were pretty much out ranked!
Jay-what are you talking about? I hid behind that tree all day.
Then we all thought for a moment...
"Who was pranking us?"
Darth Vader-now that... Would be telling.