summer ; hunger games jokeboo...

By echques

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in which i broaden my horizons and compile together a hunger games joke book. keep in mind that i was eleven... More

welcome [A/N]
two legs
bread jokes
rock
cousin-zoned
if peeta was ginger
two victors
boys
where's finnick
what i've learnt
hunger games sentence generator
f u n
idiots: volume one
idiots: volume two
idiots: volume three
idiot: volume four
remove the love triangle
baking is bullshit
mockingjay pin
work out
rue and katniss
twilight
over population
set fire to the games
not in the hunger games
movies
test
peeta
ironic
redial
treadmill motivation
peeta pan
normal couples vs katniss & peeta
beach scene
cake boss
too young
toddlers and tiaras
perfection
santa claus
slipping away
used to be
request [A/N]
a fact
pita bread
hot bakers
thank you [A/N]
catching fire reaping
no marrige
clato
bread offer
classmates
institute
terrible boyfriends
nobody
house fire
that moment
plan of action
kale
jingle bells adaptation
sign me the fuck up
tris & katniss
knock knock
no exit
punny
the true story behind why cato and katniss hate each other
blast
finalé
four years

cornucopia

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By echques


haymitch:
katniss, don't go to the cornucopia

peeta:
katniss, don't go to the cornucopia

effie:
katniss, don't go to the cornucopia

cinna:
katniss, don't go to the cornucopia

literally everyone:
katniss, don't go to the cornucopia

katniss:
pardon? go to the cornucopia? sure thing guys

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