Ask or Dare Gallus!

By Gallus01

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Ugh, I don't get why do I gotta explain this more. Look, the title makes it obvious. This is some really weir... More

Before you start asking like crazy, let me make some things clear
The good (and a bit of the bad) about being a griffon
Fine, I'll be optimistic and sappy just this once
Grandmas, ooh!! So scary!! Wait, hang on, WHAT IS THAT THING??
Can't you guys LET Frozen GO? Eh, whatever, at least my singing voice is great
Super Smash Pon Ultimate has too many ponies and it kinda sucks.
Leave the shipping to the cargo, please and thank you
I'm pretty ignorant when it comes to 'Internet' related stuff
Silverstream, no, I hate this question!
MORE love questions?? Just, UGH.
Don't judge what I eat, and I won't judge you...for now
Abusing Headmare Privileges
Here's an announcement for all of you who like asking questions
I hope this chapter gets me bonus points
Update: HUMANS ARE STILL UGLY!
I swear, I tried to make this not sound cheesy
What kind of weird alternate dimension do you guys live in??
Even headmares need validation...you really do learn something new everyday
I hate dresses, and I hate my friends right now, I just hate everything!
Let this be a warning to never mock me again!
So there's this 'Youtuber' who thinks Scootaloo loves someone named Sans
IT isn't that scary
The race that you, for some reason, have been waiting for
Cheesy games about friendship are, surprisingly, not this griffon's thing
I wanna believe this question isn't serious...
I'd love to say I'm sorry to Spike, except that I am so not sorry!
This prank seemed like a better idea in my head..
You don't know Smolder at all (Disclaimer: I act very stupid in this chapter)
This is what shameless advertising looks like
Someone please make this crazy unicorn stop screaming!
You're not gonna BELIEVE what happens in this chapter, and I kinda wish you did
I can't think of a witty way to tell you that YOU NEED TO READ THIS CHAPTER
Calling Smolder the cutest dragon ever, part 2
My visit to the town of the clusterfuck
Cozy Glow is the worst, tell your friends. (And here's some announcements too)
Yona, Sandbar, Smolder, and Ocellus take over!
First Dare for Yona and Smolder: Bunny-napping Angel
Dare by Smolder - Wear a Pink Dress and Makeup
Question for Sandbar, Ocellus, Yona, and Smolder - Their Elements of Harmony
Question for Smolder...and Yona, Sandbar, and Ocellus - Favorite Colors
Another Question for all 4 students - Substitute Teachers
Another Question for All 4 Students - Advice on a new school
Question for Sandbar - The Video Games Expert?
wow. i'm back. and yes indeed, i am very excited. (No I'm not)
Untitled part.
I dive into pandemonium, and everything I know is ponified for some reason
I find out that I'm a really bad babysitter...seriously, Sandbar is still mad!
The only good griffon in Griffonstone
News flash: My childhood sucked and didn't have any fun whatsoever
Just to be clear: No, I am not the biggest grump that has lived in Griffonstone
The Lego Movie finally changes their most annoying song
All of these cheesy chapters are doing horrible things to my griffon pride
I have to sing about heaven, and I don't know what it is
Amateur vs. Video Game Surfer Geek (Yes, I'm the amateur and I hate it)
A STAR IS forced to sing with someone he doesn't like
I sing a love song dedicated to a princess that's WAY older than me
I've been wanting to do this chapter for two months!!
Anything these guys say, I can say better~!
Coltladdin kind of predicted my future when I hadn't even been born yet
Professor Pinkie knows how to rap, and makes this chapter have a lot of swears
Listen, before I go, I gotta teach you about patience
I come up with a creative prank after suffering from Prankster's Block
This might sound weird, but you should all appreciate your mouths
I watch 'How Applejack Won the War' (I'm too tired for a creative title, okay?)
Keep your weird love for gore AWAY FROM MY PROFESSORS!
More great impressions by yours truly! (featuring Ocellus, the nerdy changeling)
A prank goes wrong and I give the best and worst apology ever
Let's get my crazy, kind of mean dare out of the way
Eyy, look, this is chapter 69~ (I can be nice and have a dirty mind, you know?)
This dare is a piece of 15 cupcakes...which is harder than a piece of cake
My first new question is about my love life. Because of course it is.
I question once again how can Professor Dash be so cool when she's an egghead
Trust takes years to build and seconds to break
My puppy dog eyes are a force to be reckoned with! Also, I still hate Rosy Star
I swallow my pride and congratulate yours (I'm just feeling nice, got it?)
Gallus gets ready for his finals, and Rosy Star takes over!
Getting to know Rosy Star ((or Nico)), part 1
Getting to know Rosy Star ((or Nico)), part 2
I make a comeback in more ways than one (and with special guests!)
This dare is inconsiderate to my weight watching
Well, I think "no" is an AWESOME word, thank you very much!
Even my ideas are better than Rosy Star's, which shouldn't shock any of you
I just hope my future has less Rosy Star in it
Who said you could read this chapter title?! I'll take your EYES OUT!!
You guys enjoyed being threatened WAY too much
Asks and Dares are CLOSED (For the First Time)
It's 'cause I'm blue, ISN'T IT?! Yeah, of course it is.
The good ol' switcheroo, in the Gallus way~
I teach griffon and bird biology not even griffons really know about
Best interests, burying hatchets, and not-so-good moods
All of these choices make me look bad
Harry Potter and the horrifying criticism from Gallus
Which word is worse, "impossible" or "quiz"?
Anti-Egg came before the chicken...in the weirdness contest
Rosy Star's manecut maneia
I'm at Rosy Star's service, and it unleashes her inner control freak!
School time doesn't come soon enough...
Now let's talk about Rosy's 100th chapter contest
Cast your votes here, and decide my upcoming terrible fate
And the winner in this 100th chapter is....NOT ME
I think the creator of this is just as insane as 'The Elements of Insanity'
A more-than-strange reunion and the FUNNIEST edgy Spike ever!
I'm getting deja vu, and I blame Rosy's squeals and screams
The title of the video made it sound more exciting, and I'm kind of disappointed
I'm kind of back, with an emotionless pony couple and a few 'technically's'
Do I look like a sweet, nice book reviewer to you?
Hey, look, I'm in a bad mood in this chapter. That NEVER happens!
Being responsible and hard-working SUCKS! And I won't think otherwise!
Rosy Star writes a bad shipping fanfic, and I write something dark and cynical
((Okay, it's official. /I/ need to talk to you guys))
Whether she's Tailor Swift or Taylor Swift, I'm not a huge fan
Fine, let's make this chapter all about YOU
And THIS is exactly why I refuse to believe that my name means 'chicken'!
Well, loser is only a letter away from spelling 'lover'
I still feel like I shouldn't have read this...
I should've expected this from a former love-eater, but I'm still mad!
Ships? No thanks, I'd rather drown in the ocean
If you think English tongue twisters are hard, you haven't seen a dare like this
Who said I'm too cool to dance?
Well, at least this boyband song isn't the ANNOYING type of boyband song
chapter 122, untitled.
Surprise! My book is getting invaded by dorks!
The 'Marvel Musical' isn't marvelous, it just has weird powerful human guys
We bake cookies like somewhat smart cookies
Nothing says Nightmare Night like The Greatest Showcolt and TWO dares
We don't get these often, but here's a hard question
Our regrets... (And by our, we're not counting Gallus...he stormed off)
Only Sandbar and Yona know video game stuff here. I don't feel so ignorant now!
A chapter for nerds that like poetry and...and quotes
I'm not excited for the Scoob movie, but at least my friends are
There are two types of bad romances
The last chapter with my friends has MORE shameless advertising
chapter 134; holiday misery
A master prankster's presence is not the best present~
The good, the bad, and the ugly of this weird, ONE YEAR OLD book thing
How I met this controlling unicorn, narrated unkindly
Almost never forgive, and never forget
Apparently I have react to Hazbin Hotel, when I don't even care about shows
It's Hearts and Hooves Day, not 'Shipping with Gallus' day!
This chapter is about chocolate. I know, chocolate gets my attention too
A pessimistic griffon tries to encourage you not to be sad
A little bit of life, and a little bit of my wonderful artistic talents!
When nature tries to traumatize us, kill us, or both
Don't make this chapter discourage you from giving me sweets!
It's all good, we know Princess Twilight has EQUESTRIA to take care of now
My complicated feelings against this weird and...not so stupid internet book
Rosy Star and I watch a visual mess (with sex jokes that shouldn't be in here!)
Okay but, is she good-looking? (Note: This question isn't sexist in context)
Killing you softly with our songs
I listen to songs by sadistic, vengeful ink cartoons
Cool skills that no creature can do as well as us griffons!
I already hate The Emoji Movie, and I've only seen a clip of its stupid dance
I don't feel like a room without a roof, and that's a good thing!

Detailed ramblings about my best friends, that took too long to get to

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Question (by TorchTorque): How do you HONESTLY personally feel about your friends?

You know, when I first got this question, I was confused, 'cause the question seemed to imply that I haven't been honest about my friends. Sure, I'm not the most honest griffon, and I don't like talking about certain feelings, but I've admitted that my friends..do mean a lot to me. However, Torch explained that he/she meant that I've never talked about my friends individually and in detail....Yeah, I haven't done that. And I've done more than 100 chapters in this weird book. Clearly, you guys suck at giving questions. 

Okay, who do I start this with? ...Hmmm...I'll start with Smolder first. Yeah, she's a good pick to start this off with, because she was my first friend from the group. Unlike with the rest of my friends, she's the only one I had a positive opinion on from the start. We could really bond over how much tougher and cynical we are as griffons and dragons, compared to ponies and to other creatures. It made me consider her as a friend, enough for me to agree to skip class JUST with her, before the rest of our friends decided to join us. So yeah, we were friends first. But we didn't really say it, because like Smolder said "Maybe dragons and griffons are just too tough for friendship." *rolls his eyes with a smile* So much for being like any other griffon or dragon. 

Anyway, Smolder's great to talk to and to hang out with when we want to do the same things. When we disagree...oh boy, our arguments can get ugly.  We're both very hot-blooded, so we don't hesitate on getting confrontational with each other. But that's never stopped me from caring about her...if anything, I react so strongly BECAUSE I care about her. It's more stressful to fight with her than to fight with a nobody I feel no affection for. At the end of the day, she's confided in me stuff that I don't think she's shared with anycreature, and I sometimes let my guard down around her too. That's what matters, at the end of the day. 

Next, I'll talk about...hmm, I'll go with Yona. I can say that we're both pretty close. I poke fun at her for certain yak traits I don't like, just to mess with her like a friend, and she's still loyal and sweet to me. After I skipped class with her and the rest of our friends, I realized just how fun she is to have around. I would've never guessed a yak could be so likable and bubbly. But we grew close after Hearth's Warming...She really feels bad that I never had a place in Griffonstone. Yona has told me that Yakyakistan is all about patriotism and respecting every yak equally and not leaving any yak behind.  She...really thinks that I deserve to live in a place with values like those. Heh, if anycreature has insisted that I should spend time in their home, it's Yona. 

And speaking of 'spending time in their home', I should mention Sandbar next, since Sandbar loves to invite me to his Ponyville home every now and then. We're the only guys in the group, so of course, that makes us be closer to each other. *smirks* And Sandbar's my favorite to tease and poke fun at~ For a lot of reasons, and especially because it's so easy~ I mean, come on, he's a Ghillie Head! 

TELL ME this doesn't remind you of Sandbar's hair!

Let me make it clear to any sunshiny pony readers, poking fun at Sandbar like this doesn't bother him. In fact, he has as much fun with it as I do. He usually doesn't take it TOO seriously, so it makes us have some great banter and ribbing....I'll admit, Sandbar is just great to talk to, at any time....You know, when he's not being an absent-minded idiot. When he's actually being smart, he's great to talk to. Great to talk to when I'm feeling playful, and even when I'm down in the dumps. That's why we're so..so close with each other. There's only a small number of creatures who know and understand me as...as intimately as Sandbar does. 

...Which is something that I can only express by teasing Sandbar as much as I can and playfully hating him. Or he'll get on my nerves by acting sappy and flattered about it, like a gay loverboy. *imitating Sandbar's voice in an exaggerated surfer tone* "Awww, Gallus! You do have a heart! You're so sweet, dude! We have the most righteous bromance EVER!" *back to talking with his own voice* No, I REFUSE to agree on having a bromance with Sandbar. Everycreature knows bromances just make others speculate that the guys might like other guys! *grumbles a bit as he blushes a little* Sure, Sandbar doesn't mean it, and he does it to get a rise out of me...but dammit, I hate how it works! Hmph, I'm just glad he's toned it down lately, now that I'm taken. 

...Have I really rambled about Sandbar for THIS long? Geesh, I REALLY hope Sandbar never sees this.. Let's talk about...let's talk about Ocellus, yeah. I don't talk enough about her.

The nicest thing I can say about Ocellus is that she never gets on anycreature's nerves. She always tries to be reasonable and understanding. Which means a lot coming from me, because it's easy to get on my nerves, and Ocellus and I have NOTHING in common. From my friends, she's the one I least hang out with one-on-one. And not just because of me, since Ocellus prefers to spend time with Smolder and the rest of the girls. It's not because we don't care about each other, at all, it's just because we have different interests. It's hard for us to ignore that I'm too rough, and she's too sensitive. Or that I'm too cool and she's too nerdy. Either way, Ocellus is always someone that's good to have around. As long as she's not rambling like a nerd, anycreature can like her.  

And finally, there's...Silverstream. ...W-Well, I've been dating her, for uh, quite a while. *blushes* I'm pretty sure that speaks for itself.....So, um, yeah, no need to ramble on about feelings here. *chuckles sheepishly*

Rosy Star: *rolls her eyes playfully* Someone's a shy little griffon~

*blushes harder as he glares hard* I-I am NOT shy!! I-It's just that I've mentioned our...our relationship countless times! 

Rosy Star: *giggles* Countless times? It's only been like, fifteen times.

Well, to me that's more than enough! And this is the end of the chapter because I say so!

Rosy Star: Mmmhmm, sure....*big smirk* Any of you readers want to ask Gallus a question about Silverstream~?

*eyes widen as he's blushing again* DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS!!!

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