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08:46 am
Satori Tendou ; active now.
Tendou: HEI YALLZ
Goshiki: HI TENDOU-SAN WHAT'S UP
Semi: I swear, you guys get so hyped up way too early, it's not even 9 am and I haven't had enough coffees to deal with you two.
Tendou: ooh, ooh. @ tsutomu,,, do that trick I taught u the other day!! on wakatoshi-kun!!
Goshiki: OH! You think he'll get it?!
Yamagata: ｌｍｆａｏwhat are y'all planned lols
Ushijima: What is up, you all?
Taichi Kawanishi has sent a gasping sticker!
Hayato Yamagata has sent a gasping sticker!
Satori Tendou has sent a gasping sticker!
Semi: did he just,,,, use slaNG
Semi: Well.. Tried to, anyways
Tsutomu Goshiki has sent a gasping sticker!
Eita Semi has sent a gasping sticker!
Wakatoshi Ushijima has sent a gasping sticker!
Yamagata: DED ｌｍｆａｏ I KNEW HE WOULD JOIN US
Wakatoshi Ushijima is typing....
Tendou: ... oh wakatoshi-kunnn
Goshiki: Ehehehe this is why I should be the ace! I understand general knowledge!
Ushijima: What are we gasping about?
Semi: ｌｏｌTendou, send me that facepalm emoji you send us all the time
Tendou: This?
Tendou: (－ლ)
Semi: Yes, good.
Semi: (－ლ)
Goshiki: I can make it even cuter!
Goshiki: (－‸ლ)
Goshiki: SEE!
Tendou Satori has sent a proud sticker!
Goshiki: Oh, I almost forgot!
Goshiki: Ushijima-san!
Goshiki: Tendou-san said that the best greetings of these days for us to greet our members is to smile, raise an eyebrow and then say "How you doin'?" while you nod your head.
Reon: ... sounds suspicious
Semi: That sounds kinda familiar...
Ushijima: That is interesting.
Ushijima: Very well. I will do greetings like that from now on.
Ushijima: In fact, I shall greet my friends and teachers that way as well. I have heard some of them talk about how I should socialize more.
Yamagata: ded
Ushijima: That will be a nice change.
Goshiki: ehehee
Tendou: (－ლ)
Kawanishi Taichi ; Active now.
Taichi: I'm just here to say that I support you, Ushijima-san.
Kawanishi Taichi has logged off.
Ushijima: Well. Now it must be mandatory for us to greet each other this way. Taichi came online just to express his support.
Semi: Wait a second...
Yamagato: DM, Semi-san, DM for the lols.
Tendou: WE ALL BROZ HERE
Semi: You're evil ｌｍａｏ
Semi: I'm off.
Semi: Also, I'm going out for lunch today so it'll be nice if no one makes unnecessary calls to me during lunch hour.
Eita Semi has logged off.
Reon: Sometimes, it's like Eita is asking to be cockblocked...
Tendou: omg
Tendou: @ hayato-kun, you know what that means!
Yamagata: Stalking Semi-san and taking pictures of him doing cheesy stuff on his date and using it as blackmail so that he'll take us on free trips to the arcade with his already half-spent pocket money?
Tendou: u kno me so well i luv u
Tendou: lettuce go !!
Goshiki: ehehe shouldn't we give semi-san a break? he really does take his girlfriend out often to nice places.
Kawanishi Taichi ; Active now.
Taichi: I would get a girlfriend and take her out to nice places too if I trusted you lot to behave like normal human beings
Taichi: But no one in this team seems sane, and so getting a girlfriend is risky till I graduate and save myself from you aliens
Kawanishi Taichi has logged off.
Yamagata: oooo, i almost felt a burn lol
Goshiki: Owie
Ushijima: (－u ლ)
Ushijima:(－o ლ)
Ushjima: Goshiki, I have made the face seem surprised.
Kenjirou Shirabu ; Active now.
Ushijima: (－ u ლ)
Ushijima: Interesting...
Shirabu: Hello.
Ushijima: (－ u ლ)
Ushijima: Why, hello, Shirabu. How you doin?
Tendou: *whispers* send that face, Wakatoshi-kun!
Yamagata: ｌｍｆａｏ
Ushijima: Oh, you mean that?
Ushijima: Understood.
Ushijima: Shirabu.
Shirabu: Um. Yes, Ushijima-san?
Ushijima: Shirabu, how you doin'? (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Goshiki: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW
Satori Tendou has sent a disgusted sticker!
Yamagata: LMFAO BRB GOTTA GO WHEEZE MYSELF OFF TO STRATOSPHERE
Ushijima: ?
Seen by everyone, 02:27pm.
07:57pm
Wakatoshi Ushijima is online.
Ushijima: I understand that it is very much belated
Ushijima: But I scrolled up to copy the face slapping face to send it to my mother.
Yamagata: lmfao 'face slapping face'
Ushijima: And I found a word Ohira used, that I didn't understand.
Ushijima: However, searching for 'cockblocked' did not give me the kind of images I liked to see.
Wakatoshi Ushijima has sent a screenshot! Tap to view! (1167kb)
Ushijima: Is everyone else getting the same search results as I am, or is my phone having a virus?
Tendou: ...
Tendou: gehe ur phone will get a virus for sure if u click link number three--
Goshiki: USHIJIMA-SAN!!!!!!
Goshiki: DON'T TAINT OUR INNOCENCE
Semi: I think we've lost all of our innocence the second we joined this team lmao.
Reon: Just because you have a girlfriend and you've given away your innocence to her a long time ago doesn't mean we don't have those-
Semi: i-
Yamagata: burn lol semi-san
Tendou: what do u call it when eita-kun is horny?
Tendou: semi-hard !!
Satori Tendou has sent a dabbing sticker!
Kenjirou Shirabu has removed Wakatoshi Ushijima from 'Garden Cracks'!
Tendou: what do you call r-15 shit that eita-kun watches?
Tendou: semi-erotica!
Goshiki: OMGGGGG
Eita Semi has logged off.
Yamagata: lmfao wait a sec
Yamagata: no shirabu pls ushijima-san cracks this garden we need him for the lols
Hayato Yamagata has added Wakatoshi Ushijima to the chat!
Shirabu: Ugh. My eyes. It sees enough of those... things.
Tendou: awwweeee kenjirou-kun! quit acting like you'd get enough of those... t H i N g S-
Kenjirou Shirabu has muted the group.
Kenjirou Shirabu has logged off.
Ushijima: Oh.
Wakatoshi Ushijima is requesting for admin approval!
Semi: ....
Taichi: are you fucking serious...
Last seen by Goshiki, Tendou, Yamagata, and Reon 10:15pm.
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a/n; hello im not dead is everyone enjoying this book? :)))))))))))))))))
i'm taking my vacation way too seriously lol i have a module next sem (my last one before i get my degree!!!!!!) where i have to write a short fiction so im like,, ok i cant slack off i gotttss to start writing again lol so what better way to pick up writing than to write crack, amirite or amirite.
as always, i enjoy the comments y'all lmfao ty, ily. uwu
-een