97 Line Chatroom Adventures

By lemon30145

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Things get crazy in the 97 line group chat... Here is a compilation of fake 97 line chats for pure comedy. It... More

Intro/Usernames
01 ~ I'm Like a Bird
02 ~ Mingyu's Dream
03~ PANdemonium
05~ "I love hats"
06~ Another Girl?!?!
07~ Pardon?
08 ~ I'm so hot
09 ~ Welcome to the Jungle
10 ~ twinsies.
11 ~ Congrats
12 ~ boo :0
13 ~ what did you say?

04~ A Girl?!?!

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By lemon30145

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dabdabking: AYOOOOO DOUBLE B IN DA HOUZ

gyeomiebear: -_-
gyeomiebear
: why

dabdabking: why is this chat so boring tho
dabdabking
: u guyz need some help

jeffreyneedsmilk added win^2 to the chat

dabdabking: wow Jaehyun, out of nowhere

haohaohao: OMG WINWIN MY MAN WASSUP

win^2: ...
win^2
: where am i

dabdabking: wELcoME
dabdabking
: to the dark side

haohaohao: -_____- hao r u so annoying

dongmint: who is that?
dongmint: hi I'm Astro's Cha Eun Woo.

win^2: I am NCT's Winwin

haohaohao: ni hao sicheng!! :)

win^2: ni hao minghao!! :)

dabdabking: ni hao Bambam!!! ;)

gyeomiebear: did u just say hi to urself??
gyeomiebear:

dabdabking: ya

dongmint: wow

dkekekeke: lolz

beaniepole: omg u guys
beaniepole
: guess who I just saw
beaniepole
: omg omg aiwgiqvquqngq

dongmint: Mingyu, are you okay?

haohaohao: when is he ever

dabdabking: whoaaaaaaa the8 back at it again

beaniepole: -_- u guys are so mean
beaniepole
: im telling coups-hyung

dkekekeke: haha he is too busy staring

cookybunny: at who??

haohaohao: he's staring at girls

dongmint: haha what?

dkekekeke: GIRLS?!?!??!? I didn't know Mingyu could even talk to girls

beaniepole: -_- I'm not talking to girls
beaniepole
: I will fight u

haohaohao changed their username to thughao

beaniepole: but ok storytime
beaniepole
: basicallyyy I was supposed to be practicing when all of a sudden, Jeonghan-Hyung wanted me to make some food so I was like ok.
beaniepole
: but then I realized I didn't have the ingredients

dongmint: oH nO

beaniepole: I'M NOT DONE YET
beaniepole
: so I went to the store, and I saw someone you might know
beaniepole:

dabdabking: OMG WHAT
dabdabking
: WHEN DID YOU TAKE TAHT?
dabdabking
: MINGYU WHERE R U RN
dabdabking
: I WILL SUE U
dabdabking: CASH ME OUSSIDE
dabdabking
: IM NOT KIDDING WUT EVEN

gyeomiebear removed dabdabking from this chat

gyeomiebear: peace and quiet
gyeomiebear
: great now he's whining

gyeomiebear added dabdabking to this chat

gyeomiebear: are you happy now?

dabdabking: :/
dabdabking
: yes
dabdabking
: can i add someone to this gc?

dongmint: sure

cookybunny: who is it?

dabdabking added crispybang to this chat

dabdabking: hi Chan!!!

beaniepole: Chan?? As in Dino??

thughao: no, dumbo, it's stray kids Chan
thughao
: hello!

crispybang: hi! what is this?

dabdabking: 97 line gc

dongmint: basically, this is a group chat for male idols born in 1997

dabdabking: @dongmint YAH. thats what I said :/

crispybang: rad! can i add someone?

dongmint: sure!

crispybang added wootjin to this chat

wootjin: heyyyyyyyyyyy friends >.<

dongmint: hello! I'm Astro's Cha Eun Woo

wootjin: hey I'm stray kids' Woojin

dabdabking: lol why so formal

gyeomiebear: -___-

wootjin: *awkward silence*

crispybang: CAW CAW CAW

wootjin: who else is in this chat?

dongmint: a lot of people, but many don't talk like Winwin-ssi and Jaehyun-ssi

jefferyneedsmilk: hi

dabdabking: ooh I know who else to add
dabdabking
: hi Jaehyun

dabdabking added kokkilisa to this chat

dabdabking: YO YO YO

kokkilisa: ?

kokkilisa has left this chat

dabdabking: (;-;) y u so mean

cookybunny: WHOA WHO DID YOU JUST ADD

dabdabking: just a childhood friend
dabdabking
: u might know her

beaniepole: her????????
beaniepole: this is a gc for MALE 97 liners

dongmint: A girl?!?!

dkekekeke: wait you guys know girls? I didn't know that was allowed

thughao: wait who is she

dabdabking: she's Blackpink's Lisa
dabdabking: she was also born in 1997

beaniepole: :0
beaniepole
: WHOAAAA WAIT

gyeomiebear: poor lisa
gyeomiebear
: she had to grow up with bam

dabdabking: that's not nice
dabdabking
: Lisa loves me
dabdabking
: i'm her bestie

gyeomiebear: well, why did she leave then

dabdabking: :/ idk maybe she didn't realize it was me

dkekekeke: you should ask her b4 you add her

dabdabking: OMG UR SO SMART THX LY <3

*a few minutes later*

dabdabking: ok you guys I convinced her to join
dabdabking
: but you guys CANT BE CREEPY

beaniepole: why would we be creepy?

thughao: I'm not creepy

dkekekeke: what do u mean minghao ur literally SO SCARY

dongmint: dw everyone will be nice

dabdabking added kokkilisa to this chat

cookybunny: yay more friends

kokkilisa: hello! I'm Blackpink's Lisa :)

thughao: we know

dabdabking: @thughao i told you not to be creepy

kokkilisa: haha ur fine
kokkilisa
: bammie who else is in this chat?

gyeomiebear: bAmMiE???

dongmint: aw that's adorable

dkekekeke: I ship it >^<

thughao: bro wtf is that a bird

beaniepole: WATCH YOUR PROFANITY THERE IS A GIRL IN THIS CHAT
beaniepole
: IM TELLING JISOO HYUNG

kokkilisa: it's okay you can curse around me
kokkilisa
: just treat me normally
kokkilisa
: Jisoo?? omg i have a member with that name

beaniepole: really? hahaha I'll tell him I found a girl Jisoo

dabdabking: does anyone know any good songs? I've been trying to listen to new jams

cookybunny: ooh Lisa-ssi who's your favorite boy band

dabdabking: fine just ignore me then

*silence for 10 mins*

dabdabking: Lisa-yah it better be GOT7

*silence for 10 more mins*

crispybang: CAW CAW CAW

dabdabking: come onnnn

kokkilisa: I don't have a favorite

dabdabking: ouch

cookybunny: oof :/

kokkilisa: ok fine I do have one

beaniepole: ooh whooooo

kokkilisa: Winner sunbaenim

dabdabking: it can't be YG

kokkilisa: uhhhhh

dabdabking: it's ok nobody will see this ur FINE

kokkilisa: ok....
kokkilisa
: Monsta X

beaniepole: mOnsTeR eGgs

dabdabking: wHaT
dabdabking
: I thought we were FrEinDs

kokkilisa: :/ u can't even spell friends

dkekekeke: Burnnnnnnn

cookybunny: O M G
cookybunny:

thughao: I like this girl

dabdabking: :(

kokkilisa: jk ly bammie

gyeomiebear: bAmMiE???

cookybunny: JK????

gyeomiebear: it means just kidding

cookybunny: oh 0-0

kokkilisa: it was nice talking to you guys! sorry but I have to go practice now, I'll talk to you later :)

kokkilisa has logged off

cookybunny: bye!
cookybunny
: aw am I too late

crispybang: caW Caw cAw

wootjin: I love that song, but now you're just killing the joke my dude

crispybang: alexa play despacito

wootjin: wow not even a stray kids song how dare you
wootjin: you're supposed to be a leader

crispybang: alexa play N/S by stray kids

wootjin: we don't even have an alexa

crispybang: YOU'Re RUINING THE MEME

beaniepole: I understand how you feel -_-
beaniepole: minghao always ruins my memes

thughao: that's why i am a savage
thughao: *dabs*

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Thank you for everyone who has read this far! I'm sorry that this chapter is a bit short, school has started so it's a bit overwhelming, but I will try my best. Have an amazing day/night!

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